Spider-Man: No Way Home Page #4

I should've killed your little girlfriend when I had the chance.

What did you just say?

Looks like we got competition.

Peter! Help!

Don't worry, Ma'am! I'm coming!

Peter!

Ma'am, just stay calm.

- Just take a deep breath. Are you okay? - No!

I've got it all under control.

Suit compromised.

Nanotechnology.

You've outdone yourself, Peter.

I underestimated you.

But now, you die.

You're not Peter Parker.

I am so confused right now.

- What's happening? - New device detected.

Pairing new device.

Don't listen to him, you listen to me.

Hey.

Hey. Hey! Listen to me.

No, not him. Me!

Ma'am are you okay? Come on, you can still make your flight.

Peter.

You're a hero.

No. Well, I'm...

No, I'm...

I'm gonna talk to admissions about your friends,

and I'm gonna talk to them about you.

No, but, Ma'am, this isn't about me.

I'm going to talk to them about your friends, and you.

- Okay? - Really?

And if you keep your noses clean,

maybe you'll have a fair shot.

Here. Get out of the way. Let me get that man.

You. I see you.

Come here!

That was not okay.

Unbelievable.

Until you stop trying to kill me,

I'm in control, buddy.

Of this whole tentacle situation you got going on here.

Okay? Now, who are you? What is going on...

Osborn?

Doctor...

Be careful what you wish for, Parker.

Let me out of here!

Can you please explain to me what is going on?

That little spell that you botched where you wanted everyone to forget

that Peter Parker is Spider-Man, it started pulling in everyone who knows

Peter Parker is Spider-Man, from every universe.

From every universe?

Who are you? Where am I?

I think it's better if we don't engage with him because, frankly,

the Multiverse is a concept about which we know

frighteningly little.

The multiverse is real.

This shouldn't even be possible.

But I thought you stopped the spell?

No, I contained it, but it would appear that a few of them squeaked through.

After you left, I detected an otherworldly presence.

I pursued it into the sewers, where I found that slimy, green, son of a gun.

Spell?

Is it magic?

What is this, a birthday party?

Who is this clown?

What is this madness?

Watch this. Do you know a Peter Parker who is Spider-Man?

Yes.

- Is that him? - No.

See?

Okay, here's what we gotta do.

I don't know how many of these

- visitors we got... - I saw another one.

On the bridge.

He was like a...

Like a flying green elf.

Well he sounds jolly. Why don't you start with him?

I need you to capture them and bring them here,

while I figure out how to get them back.

Before they destroy the fabric of reality, or worse,

Wong finds out.

Uhh, Doctor Strange?

What?

My friends and I just got a second chance at getting into MIT.

If the school sees me fighting these...

- crazy monsters, - Hey, watch your mouth!

- I'm sorry. - You're seriously still talking about college?

Hey, what did you just do?

This.

How did you do that?

Lots of birthday parties.

Hey!

One shot, send it to me and move on. You're welcome.

Get to work.

Sir?

Now what?

I know this is my mess, and I swear to you

that I'll fix it, but I'm gonna need some help.

I can't believe I'm in the Sanctum Sanctorum.

Neither can I.

So...

How did you know you're made of magic? Because my nanna says that we have it in

and sometimes I get these tinglings in my hand...

You should talk to your physician.

Peter!

- Hey! - Hey.

I'm so sorry for dragging you in this, you just gotta help me find these guys...

You don't have to apologize. You got us a second shot at MIT.

So, how did the bad guys get here?

He screwed up a spell trying to get you into college.

- Wait, what? I thought it was a magic laser? - You did it with magic?

No, that was after. Let's just focus on the good news, okay?

No, let's just focus on the bad news.

As of now, you have detected

zero multiversal trespassers, so...

Get on your phones,

scour the internet, and...

Scooby-Doo this sh*t!

You're telling us what to do,

even though it was your spell,

that got screwed up. Meaning that all of this is kind of your mess.

You know, I know

a couple of magic words myself, starting with the word 'please'.

Please, Scooby-Doo this sh*t.

You can work in the undercroft.

The undercroft?

Badass.

Guys, listen. About this whole spell thing...

It's totally okay.

- Wait, really? - Yeah.

I mean, I get it. You were...

just trying to fix things...

And so...

Maybe just run it by us next time, you know?

That way, when you're thinking, "Hey, I'm about to do something that could...

break the universe", we could like, help you.

Workshop something, or...

brainstorm ideas.

Deal.

Ned?

Oh, dude. I don't care. And seriously, not a big deal.

A torture rack.

That is a pilates machine.

- That is... - The crypt.

Okay, so we get the rest of the guys.

You zap them, Doctor Magic will send them back.

And when we get into MIT,

round of stale donuts, my treat.

Let's catch some multiverse men.

Hey! Who the hell are these two?

These are my friends. This is MJ and this is Ned.

Hello.

I'm sorry, what was your name again?

Dr. Otto Octavius.

Wait, no seriously, what's your actual name?

Oh, is that a dinosaur?

No, no, no, May.

We gotta find these guys first.

Well, finish your mission, then come by.

I got one, I got one, I got one.

- Oh, May? I gotta go. - Okay. Love you. Bye.

I mean you can take the guy out of the chair

but you can't take the chair out of the guy.

What did you find?

There's a...

disturbance near a military research facility outside of the city.

And witnesses say they saw a monster flying through the air.

That's gotta be the guy I saw on the bridge, right?

That's impossible.

You know him, don't you?

On the bridge, you said his name.

Norman Osborn.

Brilliant scientist.

Military researcher.

But he was greedy.

Misguided.

- What happened to him? - We tire of your questions, boy!

Okay...

I gotta go. Where are we going?

It can't be him.

Why?

Because Norman Osborn died years ago.

So either we saw someone else,

or you're flying out into the darkness, to fight a ghost.

Keep an eye out on those trees, we don't really know where this guy is.

I really don't know how you do this without throwing up.

Did you guys see that?

No.

It's, it's really dark.

What's happening?

Peter, what is it?

Are you getting the tingle thing?

Is the tingle thing happening? Is your tingle tingling?

Are you guys seeing this?

- Yeah. - Osborn?

No. He was green. This guy's blue.

You wouldn't happen to be from another universe, would you?

What's he doing?

I don't know. Looks like he's charging.

I don't like this. Just web him.

Go left, left! Go left!

Wait! Right, right!

Guys!

This is not helping!

No, no, no. What happened?

Peter? Peter?

Whoa.

Peter, it's me. Flint Marko. You remember?

I'm Peter, but I'm not your Peter.

What do you mean you're not my Peter? What the hell is going on?

I'll explain everything, but first can you help me stop this guy?

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