Spider-Man: No Way Home Page #6

What are you doing?

I'm not giving you the...

Give me that back.

Wait a minute, is that an Archimedean spiral?

The Mirror Dimension is just geometry? You're great at geometry. You can do geometry.

Square the radius, divided by, plot points along the curve...

It's over, Parker. I'll come pick you up when it's done.

Hey, Strange. You know what's cooler than magic?

Math.

Don't do this.

Oww.

I'm sorry, sir, but...

I have to try.

Dude, what happened?

I just had a fight with Doctor Strange and I totally won!

- What? - Look, and I stole his ring thing.

I was swinging through the city, and then I went through this...

massive mirror thing,

- and then I was back... - Where is he? Where is he?

He's trapped, but...

I'm not sure for how long.

You could've just left us to die.

Why didn't you?

Because that's not who he is.

I think I can help you guys.

If I can fix what happened to you,

then when you go back, things will be different

and you might not die fighting Spider-Man.

What do you mean fix us?

- Look, our technology is advanced... - I can help you.

You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.

Octavius knows what I can do.

Fix? You mean like a dog?

I refuse.

I can't promise you guys anything,

but at least this way, we actually get to go home and have a chance.

A second chance.

I mean, come on. Isn't that worth trying?

Trust me, Peter...

When you try to fix people,

there are always consequences.

I mean, you don't have to come.

I also didn't know that you could talk.

But if you stay here...

you're gonna have to deal with the wizard.

So, we go along, or die.

Not much of a choice, is it?

I just wanna go home.

Well, I myself don't wanna be killed,

especially by a guy dressed like Dungeons & Dragons, so...

What's your plan?

I have it all under control.

What are we gonna do about this thing?

Well, we need to find somewhere safe for it, right?

- Yeah. Yes. Yes. - You got to take it.

Wait, what?

If something bad happens, I'll text you, and then you just push this

and then it's all over, and they'll all be gone.

We're going with you. We're not gonna leave you.

You can't come with me. It's too dangerous. You guys have already done enough.

- Peter, we're in this together. - I know we're in this together, Ned,

but I can't do this if I know that you're in danger.

Okay? So for me, Mj please just take this.

Please.

- Fine. - Thank you.

But Peter, I swear, if I don't hear from you, I'm pressing the button.

- Sure. - Okay. And I will do it!

Yeah, we all believe you, Michelle.

No way that's his girlfriend. No way.

- She'll do it. - Absolutely. She will.

Okay.

- See you later. - Be safe.

You too.

Whoa.

Okay.

- Be careful, okay? - Yeah. You too.

So, uhh...

Who's coming with me?

Well, I'm in.

But, if this goes sideways...

I'm gonna fry you from the inside out.

- Where's Connors? - He told me he wants to stay in the truck.

- Okay. - Alarm systems, deactivated.

Okay.

I feel kinda bad using Happy's place like this.

No, no, no, no. He'll get over it.

Sorry.

So this is your plan, Peter?

Mmm?

No lab, no facilities, just performing miracles in a condominium?

What, you're gonna cook up some churros, some frozen burritos in a microwave?

I could go for a burrito.

He's gonna kill us all.

Well, let's hope not.

You're up first, Doc.

What? Hey, I told you. I don't need fixing.

I don't need fixing!

Especially by a teenager using scraps from a bachelor's junk drawer.

No, no, no, no.

He got something back there.

I can feel it.

Weird energy.

What the hell is that?

It's a fabricator.

It can analyze, design, construct basically anything.

I thought that was a tanning bed Happy broke.

Look at that.

He's gonna kill us all.

So, the chip in the back of Doc's neck

was designed to protect his brain from the A.I. system

that's controlling these tentacles. But if you look here...

The chip is fried.

So rather than him being in control of the

tentacles, the tentacles are now in control of him.

Which, I guess explains why...

he is so miserable all the time.

Thirsty?

Well, yes. I am thirsty.

Fresh water or salt?

You know, because you're an octopus.

What?

Fresh water it is.

Look at this place.

And all the possibilities.

What? This condo?

Yeah. yeah, the condo. I love the whole overfloor plan. No!

No, man. I'm talking about the world.

I kinda like who I am here.

And all that power back there? I could be so much more.

So why did you come here?

I have a daughter.

And I wanna see her. But he's not gonna send anyone home.

Till he's finished his little science project back there.

- You trust him? - I don't trust anyone.

How'd you end up like that anyway?

The place where I worked at...

They were experimenting with electricity

created by living organisms, and then...

I fell into a vat of electric eels.

You're kidding.

I fell into a supercollider.

Damn.

Gotta be careful where you fall.

Remarkable.

The technology and you.

When all this is over,

if you need a job and you're

willing to commute to another universe...

It worked. That totally worked!

I got it. I did it. I did it. Will you send him up?

Yup. Here we go.

- Sorry. - Hold on, Doc.

All of these humiliations never cease.

You! Keep your science fair project away from me!

Hey, it will work. Have faith.

Says the reckless fool who turned himself into a monster.

Please stop. Hold still.

Don't you dare.

I swear... when I get out of this wicker, I'm gonna...

Doc?

Doc?

Doc?

Doctor Octavius?

It's so quiet...

Those voices...

Inside my head...

I'd almost forgotten...

Otto.

Yes.

Norman.

It's me.

Would you look at that.

I'm grateful, dear boy. Truly.

Yeah. You're welcome.

How can I help you?

This is Peter. Leave a message.

Yeah, Peter, this is Happy. I accessed my doorbell camera...

Who are those guys, huh? Is that a cyborg, you

bring a cyborg with robot legs into my house?

One of the guys was made of mud? What's going on? Call me back.

How does it feel, Norman?

You're about to become whole again.

No more darker half.

Just you.

Just me.

Okay. Umm...

It just goes right here, this one...

That should be drawing power now.

I'm gonna come back in a second just to check on it, but...

Keep an eye on the lights. When they're all green, it

means all the electricity in your body's dissipated.

Well, not all the electricity.

I mean, obviously you know you need electricity for your brain to function...

Your nervous system is...

I'm not really sure why I'm explaining electricity to you.

- Can I ask you a question? - Sure.

Are these your legos?

I gotta go.

I'll be back.

- Something feels off. - What do you mean?

- I don't like this. - Leave it alone.

The sooner you guys get through with this, the sooner we go home.

- Well? Where is he? - He's inside.

And yet here we are outside. Did you not hear me say don't lose him?

I want incriminating footage of Spider-Man.

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