Spider-Man: No Way Home Page #8

Those other guys are from your worlds, right?

So you deal with it.

If they die, if you kill them...

That's on you.

It's not my problem.

I don't care anymore.

I'm done.

I'm really sorry that I dragged you into this.

But you have to go home now.

Good luck.

My Uncle Ben was killed.

It was my fault.

I lost...

I lost Gwen. My...

She was my MJ.

I couldn't save her.

I'm never gonna be able to forgive myself for that.

But I carried on. Tried to...

Tried to keep going. Tried to keep being the...

... friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, because

I know that's what she would have wanted.

But...

At some point, I just...

I stopped pulling my punches.

I got rageful.

I got bitter.

I just don't want you, to end up like... Like me.

The night Ben died,

I hunted down the man who I thought did it.

I wanted him dead.

I got what I wanted.

It didn't make it better.

It took me a long time to...

learn to get through that darkness.

I wanna kill him.

I wanna tear him apart.

I can still hear her voice in my head.

Even after she was hurt, she said to me that we did the right thing.

She told me that with great power...

comes great responsibility.

Wait, what? How do you know that?

Uncle Ben said it.

The day he died.

Maybe she didn't die for nothing, Peter.

Okay, so...

Connors, Marko, Dillon, and...

Look, I think that I can repair the devices for Dillon and Marko, but the others...

Well, I got Connors. I've already cured him once, so no big deal.

What? It's no big deal.

Great.

Yeah. That's great.

I think I can make an antiserum for Doctor Osborn.

Been thinking about it a long time.

Gotta cure all of them.

Right?

Right.

That's what we do.

What?

It's for yous.

So...

Do you have a best friend too?

I did.

You did?

He died in my arms.

After he tried to kill me.

It was heartbreaking.

Run a diagnostic.

Okay.

Hey, you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

You don't deserve this.

I ruined your life...

Hey. No, no, no, no, no.

Look at me. I'm here.

I'm not going anywhere.

We're gonna get through this. We're gonna get through it together.

Okay?

Okay.

You have someone?

No.

I got no time for Peter Parker stuff...

You know?

Do you?

It's a little... complicated.

I understand.

I guess it's just not in the cards for guys like us.

Well...

I wouldn't give up.

Took a while, but...

We made it work.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Me and...

MJ.

My MJ. She, uhh...

It gets confusing, huh?

Peter?

- Yeah? Oh, sorry. You mean... - Yeah? Oh, sorry. You mean...

Peter-Peter.

- We're all called Peter, Ned. - Yeah. Peter?

Peter Parker?

- Same. - We're all Peter Parker.

The computer!

- Oh, I'm ready. - Yeah, me too.

Okay, so... Now, all we gotta do is lure these guys someplace, right?

Try to cure them, while they try to kill us, and then, send them home.

Using a magic box?

Well, that's the plan.

So are you gonna go into battle dressed as a

cool, youth pastor, or do you got your suit?

Good.

Here's your web cartridges.

Oh, thanks, Ned.

What's that for?

It's my web fluid. It's for my web shooters. Why?

- That came out of you? - Yeah.

- You can't do that, huh? - No.

How on Earth is that...

Anyway, we're getting sidetracked. Look, this

is where we're gonna do this, okay? It's isolated,

so no one should get hurt.

We draw them there with the box, it's the one thing they all want.

All we have to do is figure out how we're gonna get there.

Oh, we can portal there.

- What? - I magic now.

Yeah, no, no. He's right. He can. He can.

- Yeah, we saw him. - Yeah. He is.

- Wait, really? - Dude, I got Doctor Strange magic.

- What? - Yeah!

And I promise you...

I won't turn into a supervillain and try to kill you.

Okay...

Thank you.

Umm...

Alright. Here goes nothing. What's that thing you always say?

If you expect disappointment...

No, no, no...

We gotta kick some ass.

Okay.

Cure.

Cure some ass.

Cure that ass.

Ladies and gentlemen...

The Bugle tip line has just received a call

from none other than the fugitive known as Spider-Man.

Fresh from his rampage in Queens.

So, Peter Parker... What pernicious propaganda are you peddling?

- Just the truth. - Oh, sure.

Truth is...

That this is all my fault.

I accidentally brought those dangerous people here.

Well, he admits it!

And if those people are watching...

Just know that I really did try to help you.

I could've killed you.

At any given moment, but I didn't.

Because my Aunt May taught me that everyone deserves a second chance.

And that's why I'm here.

And where is here, exactly?

A place that represents second chances.

The Statue of Liberty? Good God, folks! He's

about to destroy another national landmark.

The world, if you're watching...

Believe me, the world is watching.

Wish me luck.

Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man could really use some.

Okay, guys. It could be any minute now.

Yup. Almost done.

You know, Max was like, the sweetest guy ever.

Before he fell into a...

pool of electric eels.

That'll do it.

There it goes...

You okay?

My back.

It's kind of stiff from all the swinging, I guess.

Oh, yeah, no, I got a middle back pain, too.

- Really? - Yeah.

You want me to crack it?

Yeah.

That would be great.

You ready?

Yeah.

That's good.

How is it?

Wow.

- That's good. - Right?

- That's better. - Yeah.

Wow.

God, this is so cool.

I always wanted brothers.

So you could like make your own web fluid in your body?

I'd rather not talk about this.

No, I don't mean to...

- Are you teasing me? - No, no, no. No, no, no.

He's not teasing you. It's just that...

We can't do that, so naturally we're curious as to how your web situation works.

That's all.

If it's personal, I don't wanna pry. I just think it's cool.

No. I wish I could tell you, but it's like, I don't do it...

Like I don't...

Like, I don't do breathing. Like, breathing just happens.

Whoa.

Like, does it just come out of your wrists, or...

Does it come out off anywhere else?

Only... only the wrists.

You never had to web block? Cause I run out of webs all the time.

I had to make my own lab.

And it's a hassle.

That sounds like a hassle.

But I did, actually, as you said that. I was like...

- I had a web block. - Why?

Existential crisis stuff.

Yeah, don't get me started on that.

Hey....

What are like, some of the craziest villains that you guys have fought?

Seems you've met some of them.

That's a good question.

I fought a...

an alien...

made out of black goo once.

No way! I fought an alien, too.

On Earth and in space.

- Oh. - Yeah. He was purple.

I wanna fight an alien.

I'm, I'm still, like...

That you fought an alien, in Space.

I'm lame.

Like, I fought a Russian guy in a...

Like a rhinoceros machine.

Hey, can we rewind it back to the "I'm lame" part?

'Cause, you are not.

Aw, thanks. No, yeah. I appreciate it, I'm not saying I'm lame.

But it's just the self-talk maybe we should, you know...

- Yeah, listen... - Please...

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