Splitting Adam Page #7

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Ah!

You disappoint me, Lori.

Adam thinks if he can get rid

of me and the rest of us,

then you'll finally

settle for him.

I wouldn't be settling.

The real Adam's great

just the way he is.

Yeah, you didn't think that

until we brought him

to your attention.

I guess I needed

to open my eyes.

Uh.

Give me that.

Adam!

Help!

Lori, hang on!

Wait a minute.

That's the guy

I should be fighting.

Yeah, exactly.

Come on, we have to save her.

I can't hold on!

Ah!

Here, just give me that ignitor

and I'll pull you

right up, okay?

No way!

You choose

the wrong Adam once, Lori.

Don't do it again,

just give me the ignitor.

Come on.

I'm gonna fall!

I can't... I can't hold on!

Come on, let's go, let's go!

Yeah, right.

That's, uh,

really high up there.

Maybe you should

take this one, bro.

What?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I got a... I got

a thing about heights.

It's embarrassing but... nobody's

perfect after all, right?

Go 'em, Baker!

You got this, man!

This is all you!

Here you go!

Two more flights!

Come on, just give me your hand.

Okay, you're gonna

be there all day

if you don't give me your hand.

All right, that's it!

There you go, that's it!

If you don't give me your hand...

Ow!

I'm not going back.

This should be my life,

not yours.

It is your life.

We're a team.

Adam!

Just go, I got this.

Got it!

Nice catch!

Now fire it up.

Hurry!

You're on, Adam!

Ah!

What?

How'd you do that?

Yah!

Ah!

- Ah!

- Ah!

Why'd I do that?

On guard, geek.

We're good to go.

It's working,

and it hasn't exploded... yet.

Come on, Adam!

I know you can do this!

Uh, you're holding me back.

I don't wanna fight you.

Good. Just give up.

Ugh!

There.

Ah!

Hold on!

Hold on, I got you!

What are you doing?

I would've never saved you.

Yeah, I know.

What?

No...!

It worked!

Sorry.

Nobody's perfect.

Oh, no, you gotta be kidding.

Uh!

Adam, give me your hand.

Pull!

Ha-ha, way to go, Bakers!

Nice save!

Uh, okay.

Okay.

That's a... ribs breaking.

Ribs breaking.

That's too tight.

Thanks, bud.

Good boy.

Okay, that was hard.

I thank you guys all enough

for all you've done for me.

Seriously.

Not for you, for us.

Well... I guess this is it.

Just promise me you read

a book every once in a while...

in between comics.

This is for you.

And write some poetry.

Trust me.

See ya.

That's not what that is.

Never mind.

Thanks.

Huh?

Ooh.

Ah!

Hug it out, brah.

Thanks for teaching me

how to have fun, man.

Word to that, A Prime.

Word to that.

Ah!

Whoo!

I'm gonna go.

All right.

Keep it real, brah!

Gotta split!

Whoo!

I think I'm gonna miss you

most of all.

I'm not going anywhere, Adam.

We'll be right here

whenever you need us.

Separately, we're pretty good.

But together, we totally rock.

Just try not to forget

we're there, all right?

Never.

Look on the bright side.

They didn't go very far.

And... I'm still here.

I mean, I feel

different... better.

They showed me there was more

to Adam Baker than I even knew.

Adam, there is one more thing

I really have to know.

I was right.

Some things really

can be perfect.

No, no, no!

That was not a dream!

No, that wasn't a dream.

What?

No.

No, no, you cannot

do this to me.

It was real, I felt it.

Hi, kids!

Hey, guys, we're home.

Adam, where are ya?

It's neat.

Too neat.

How can something be too neat?

I'm a mother, trust me.

There you are.

Hey.

Hey?

That's it?

Well, have you ever had

something

so amazingly great happen

that... you kinda thought

that it might not

have actually happened?

When we had you, sweetie.

Mwah.

Oh, your Uncle Mitch

is in the driveway.

He wants to say goodbye.

Goodbye?

Oh!

Hey, Uncle Mitch,

where are you going?

Vegas, baby.

A video of the show went viral.

Hashtag Magic Mitch

is trending through the roof!

I got my magic mojo back

thanks to you.

Or should I say

thanks to all of you.

Well you're

a pretty awesome uncle.

Thanks for saving my butt

back there

before mom and dad came home.

No problem.

And cleaned up that mess.

That's some real magic.

I'm gonna miss you.

I promised your boss that I'd be

back for an encore appearance

every summer.

Whoa!

Oh, I got something for you.

Whoa!

For your safe keeping.

Whoa.

If it were to get

into the wrong hands...

nah, I don't wanna think

about that.

I've got the actual

tanning bed in my van.

Gotta keep this puppy

bronzed after all.

Well, don't

worry, I'll keep it safe.

Thanks, Uncle Mitch.

All right.

Farewell, nephew.

Stay magical.

All right.

I thought you were

at work today.

Mattis was so thrilled

with the fundraiser,

he gave me the day off.

Oh, and they had to put

a new plaque on the trophy

with your name

over one of Vance's.

I bet he loved that.

I think it was his idea,

actually.

Oh, and Sheldon

got his job back.

No way, that's awesome.

I was thinking

about hitting the park.

You got time?

I've always got time for you.

And so what do you

wanna hit first?

Uh, it's your

turn to hit Plank Plunge.

I think I've spent

enough time over there.

Yeah, me, too.

How 'bout the kiddie pool?

Ew!

Hey, sweetie, did you miss us?

Hi, daddy.

Hashtag sisters.

Ha!

Honey, where are you?

There's a llama in the backyard.

How many are there?

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