Spun Page #2

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Bring him by, and tell that insect

I said to chill the f*** out.

Spider, he says,

"Chill the f*** out!"

This guy's got the knowledge, man.

He's the man.

Few people have what this guy has.

He's like a gold mine.

I'll talk to you later.

I love you.

Bye.

- Everything cool? Can we do this?

- Yeah. You ready?

You better get back here and f*** me,

bastard, if you want any kind of dinner!

You better get your skinny ass

back here!

I guess it's time to go

make up with Mama, huh?

Sounds like a good plan.

- You know where I live, right?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- This one right here?

- Right. Park right over there.

Okay, wait right here.

I'll be right back.

Wait here, hon.

Don't leave.

Baby. Hi.

Hey.

- What's up?

- How you doing?

- Here's for bringing the girl back.

- Oh, sh*t. Thanks.

- She get your number?

- Yeah, I gave her my number.

- We'll call you when we need you.

- Thank you so much. You just call.

Bye. I'll see you later.

Ross? It's your mother. I'm coming

in a couple of weeks to visit.

Call so we can make some plans,

okay? Love you. Bye- bye.

Ross? Hi, it's April.

I'd love to see you.

I'm dancing today.

Stop in if you can find the time.

Hey, it's me, Amy.

Happy belated birthday.

I didn't send you anything,

because you owe me $450.

Come on, Ross, you've owed

this to me for over a year.

Anyway, I didn't call to b*tch. Just

to say, mail me the money, all right?

You have my address.

Come on, take care of it.

Take care of yourself. Bye.

Hi, it's Amy. I'm not here, so leave

a message and I'll call you back.

Hey, baby.

I just love your smell, honey.

It's April. I'd love to see you.

I'm dancing today...

Ross. Ross.

Ross.

Let's see you guys

give it up some.

There's no finer specimen

than the female...

Hey. April's over at the bar.

- You must be holding.

- My place.

- Yeah?

- Hey, Volvo.

We have a little situation

here with the dog.

- Honey, is he coming?

- Can you...

- ... give Nikki a ride?

- Yeah.

I'll be right over.

It'll take me about...

About 15 minutes.

- He's on his way.

- You better untie me if you're leaving.

Now, I've gotta go out

for a second.

Ross, you have to untie me.

- I don't have to untie you.

- I have to be at work.

I'll be back before you have to go

to work.

What are you doing?

I'm actually gonna come back

with some sh*t. Okay, baby?

You know how good

you were last night?

You were real good.

Shut up! Please.

Look at me. Look at me.

Okay, look.

Just stay here.

For crying out loud,

where the hell is he?

Just, this is really important, okay? Bye.

Hey, you want a little song maybe?

We have your favorite, okay?

Okay, ready?

I'll be back.

Ross, come in quick!

Get in here quick!

- Would you look at Taco?

- That dog's green.

He's dying, Ross. We have

to get him to the vet right now.

Oh, Jesus.

- What's wrong? What happened?

- Come on!

What happened?

She'll calm down. Just take the dog

to the doggy hospital.

Ross, come on, let's go!

What happened to the dog?

A little too much

secondhand smoke.

Ross? Please!

Maybe we should open a window.

Come on, motherf***er!

Volvo boy, just take the dog

to the damn hospital...

...and shut the door on your way out.

- Okay, I'm sorry.

- No, my baby. No, Taco.

- What was going on?

He's the f***ing cook, okay?

He makes the sh*t.

How do you breathe in there?

I almost passed out.

- Could you hold Taco, please?

- Jesus Christ, Nikki!

You're fine. Just hold him.

- He smells like sh*t!

- I have to do a rail.

- On the f***ing dash?

- I need to do a rail right now.

What the f*** am I gonna

tell the vet, Ross?

Okay.

Hi. Hi.

Somebody has to help him right away.

We'll rush him right back

to Dr. K, but first we'll need...

...the initial examination fee

of $54, ma'am.

I'm sorry, it's policy.

We take cash, credit cards or checks.

Hi, it's Amy. I'm not here, so leave

a message and I'll call you back.

Hey, Amy, it's Ross.

How are you? I'm doing really good.

Oh, are you the doctor? Hi.

Hi, thank God.

- Dr. K, this is...

- Taco.

- Here. Can you just...?

- So. So, so, so, so...

I got a job...

...and I'm... I'm working for a chemist.

And he's working me really hard,

and I haven't slept.

- What seems to be the problem?

- I really don't know.

I need you to call me when you get this.

I really need you to call me, okay?

Can you please fix him?

Because I'm really worried, okay?

- We'll just keep him overnight.

- Thank you.

Okay, I love you.

Okay, bye. It's Ross.

- Okay. Oh, I love you too, baby. Bye.

- We'll keep him overnight.

Sorry. Thank you. Have a good day!

Frisbee, honey?

Sweetie? Could you come

get me something to eat?

Do you hear me? Frisbee, honey?

Frisbee, honey, what are you doing?

Could you get Mommy a soda?

When I get back, there better be

a joint in my drawer.

- I love you, baby.

- I love you too.

It's Ross, honey. Let him in!

- Honey?

- What?

Turn the f***ing music down, please!

It's Ross. Turn down the f***ing music

and let... Never mind.

- Never mind!

- What?!

You don't even give a flying f***

about Taco, do you?

A**hole.

How'd it go?

Vet said he wants to keep

the dog overnight.

Didn't look very good.

You should really open a window.

- Yeah?

- Did you touch her?

What do you mean?

- You know goddamn well what I mean.

- No, I don't.

She got a nice-looking body,

doesn't she?

I don't know what the f***

you're talking about.

You know goddamn well...

- Okay.

...what I'm talking about.

Hey, look at this.

Wow, look at this sh*t.

Goddamn! Look at this.

Look at it. Damn, look at that.

Look at this part right here.

Look at that. That's cruel sh*t.

Look at that sh*t, man.

Actually, maybe the road stops here.

I can't give you that ride.

I need a ride.

Ross has gotta run me down

to the truck stop.

Maybe take a cab. Here.

I'll take a cab.

Goddamn, baby, you look hot.

What do you care?

Baby!

- She's a fine-looking woman, huh?

- Yeah. Oh, yeah, great.

No, I mean... Hey, it's cool.

- What do we need at the truck stop?

- I gotta get some ingredients.

So anyway, I heard that he was

carrying some of these fixings...

...for that metalphetamine stuff,

whatever the hell they call it.

Goddamn druggies!

I mean, I was never into that.

I can't understand how they do that.

But anyway,

so he was traveling down I-5...

...and he was probably speeding.

He usually was.

He's going too fast,

and then, all of a sudden...

...after this big curve,

you just couldn't find him.

I mean, he's just off on the road

and everything...

...and it was so dark,

and so I heard...

...that they followed the sound

of his music.

From the radio.

It was playing so loud...

...and he was just pacing back and forth

and pacing back and forth, and...

And he was just gushing with blood.

- But he said he was okay...

- Lady, got any more of these f***ers?

Oh, yeah. We got...

They sell like crazy.

We always keep an extra case

stashed under here.

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