Spun Page #3

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Now I gotta order another one.

I'm new. If you could just hold on,

I got to designate me a reorder.

What are you gonna do

with all those?

Lady, how much do I owe you?

$ 135.

What do you need all those for?

Well, I was thinking maybe

I'd take a little trip to Russia.

They don't sell them over there,

and they got a little emergency going.

A lot of tired drivers, you know?

Do their thing, you know?

So I thought I'd be a nice guy and just...

That all right with you?

That's a nice Christian thing to do.

- You have a real good day.

- You have a real good day too.

Bye.

That's a dollar.

Thank you. Have a good day.

Did we get enough ingredients?

It's never enough.

It's enough to get back to work.

What's the longest you've

ever stayed up on this sh*t?

- About 11, I don't know, 12, 13 days.

- F***, man.

- That's it.

- That's a lot of days.

- Do you shave your balls?

- Let's go by the market.

I wanna get some beer.

I told you b*tches how many times?

I told you b*tches how many times?

I'll cut one of your tits off.

You go to Spider Mike's...

...you'll wish you never f***ed with me.

Spider Mike's sh*t sucks.

White boys don't know how

to cook that sh*t.

Angel, we looked everywhere

for your nowhere ass.

We had to go to that

Wonder Bread's house.

He wasn't holding nothing.

He wouldn't even open

the f***ing door.

- You know where I hang.

- All right, we won't go there.

- Just leave.

- Yeah, get out of here.

I'll cut Spider Mike

if I catch you in his place.

You better go. You better get out,

or I'm gonna call the cops!

- We're gonna call the f***ing cops.

- Okay, okay. I'm going. I'm going.

- I forgot something.

- No.

Come here for a second.

- Come here for a second.

- No.

Something I gotta tell you.

You're lucky that's all I do!

Hey, Seor el F***ing Camino.

Who the f*** are you?

Goddamn.

You all got any Cools?

Give me a pack of Cools.

I'll take the beer. Got any

sunglasses in the lost and found?

- Here.

- What do I owe you?

Take them quick before

his posse comes.

- Sexy cowboy.

- All right. Thanks.

- Take it. Take care.

- You all have a good one.

- Okay. Bye, baby.

- Sexy.

- Bye.

- Bye.

So how many more stops

we have to make?

We gotta go to the porn shop.

Get some f*** videos.

I just really need to make

a phone call at some point.

Just keep driving, lover-boy.

All right, look for videos that got

blond chicks with long hair...

...big titties and small asses.

And the small ass, man, that takes

priority. Unless the tits are perfect.

If the tits are perfect,

then we go with the tits.

- How about this one?

- No, man.

That's the perfect example

of what I don't like. You see that?

That's a loose ass. There's nothing

I hate more than a loose ass.

You know I take the p*ssy

seriously. Let me tell you.

You gotta take the p*ssy seriously.

I mean, there's a priority for a tight ass.

But if it's hairy, I go for the tits.

But if the tits are hairy,

hey, it's right back to the p*ssy.

But you've gotta speak

to that p*ssy, son.

You know, really talk to it.

You make a vow to it.

Now, no nation has

ever been so ready...

...to seize the power and the

freedom of the p*ssy as our own...

...and we must all care for that p*ssy.

Today, we do more

than just celebrate the p*ssy.

We re-dedicate ourselves

to the very idea of p*ssy.

I mean, friends, ask not

what the p*ssy can do for you...

...but what can you do for the p*ssy.

Ain't that right, Volvo?

Here we go.

This is a long one.

This one's got bonus scenes.

Hundred and twelve girls,

Chinese guys with huge c*cks,

chicks with d*cks.

Now, hey, that's a f***ing video.

Hey, buddy boy.

How much for the masterpiece?

$29.99.

- Want a bag?

- Whatever.

Have a good one.

We need a phone.

I need to make a f***ing call.

- Come on. Use the phone at the club.

- We're going to the club?

What do you think?

We got the right place?

Man, I don't know. You're driving.

You got the directions.

Stop bitching about that.

- I'm sorry.

- Just quit riding me, old man.

- I'm not f***ing old.

- Just don't make me look bad...

...with this camera crew, all right?

- Hey, remember...

... we're on a live feed.

Guys, we're gonna hold off

for a couple of minutes.

Real cops. Real people.

Real trouble.

Looks like we got our guy here.

All right. We got him.

Hang on.

Is that the chef?

She doesn't fit the description.

I think it's the f***er on the bike.

It doesn't matter.

- Yeah, guys.

- Hey.

- We gotta move in.

- We're right behind you.

- We received several tips.

- And numerous phone calls.

We believe that a large amount

of methamphetamine is being...

...manufactured at this residence.

- At this location.

- We gotta move in.

- Come on. Come on.

- Open the goddamn door. Come on.

- Go! Go! Go! Go!

- Get the f*** down!

- B*tch! B*tch!

Hands on top of that motherfucking

mullet now! Drop the cheese puffs!

- He's over here!

- Excuse me, ma'am.

Freeze! Sh*t! F***.

- F***ing sh*t, man.

- Up in the air! Up in the f***ing air!

Don't you look at me!

Don't you f***ing look at me!

I gotta make that call.

Beer.

Nikki is her name, sex is her game.

To not put your hand in your pocket

and get some dollars...

...and take a lap dance

would be a great shame.

Let's hear it for Nikki.

Hi, it's Amy. I'm not here, so leave

a message and I'll call you back.

Hey, it's Ross. I'm out.

Leave a message after the tone.

Hey, April, it's Ross.

April, I know you can hear me.

I'm so sorry I forgot about you.

I'm here right now at the club.

I'll be there as soon as I can.

Hang tight, baby.

I'll be there as soon as I can.

F***!

- Ross, thank you.

- No problem, Nikki.

- Bye.

- See you.

Okay, Volvo boy,

I've gotta get back to the office.

So Nikki'll call you when we need you.

Have a good night.

Have a good one.

Bye.

Bye, guys.

I'm sorry. I know I f***ed up.

Look, baby, please

don't be pissed, okay?

Okay, okay. I'm sorry.

Please don't be mad.

I got caught up, and it took much longer

than I thought it would. I apologize.

I'm gonna take this off. Will you

please not yell? Will you please not yell?

- I'm gonna talk to you.

- You motherf***er!

You have no idea

what I've been going through!

You've no idea where I've been. I've

been alone. Will you listen to me?

No crying, no cry...

- I lost $200 because of you.

- Please be quiet. Now.

- Hey, smurf.

- Hi.

- What's going on?

- I'm watching television.

- I'm sorry I kept it on so loud.

- Pretty funny show, yeah.

It's pretty cool. Check it out. It's on

Channel 4. I'll see you later. Bye.

What's the plan, Stan?

What am I thinking?

- Honey, you don't have a plan.

- No, I got a goddamned plan.

First we're gonna get this batch

over to Spider.

Then we're gonna get our money.

Then I'll pick up your little dog...

...and then I'm gonna f***

your little ass proper.

- His name is Taco.

- Who?

And you bet your ass

we're gonna pick him up.

Yeah, hey. You got any girls?

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