Spy School Page #6

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Sir.

Keep the Miller boy and his...

...little lady friend locked up...

...and away from me and the...

President's daughter.

My pleasure, sir.

You're all mine, Mildred.

Settle... Settle...

...people!

Settle... People!

Settle.

Students, parents, faculty...

...thank you all for your hard work...

...in putting together tonight's...

...event.

It sure beats your lackluster...

...effort in last month's sad, sad...

...cookie dough drive.

And now, join me in welcoming...

America's favorite daughter...

Christina Adams.

Who are you?

Principal Hampton.

I run this school.

It's all right.

I'll need to see some I.D.

Drake, you've gotta help us.

You have no idea what's going...

...down.

Hampton, Bailey and Randall...

The new teacher, they're all in...

...on it.

They're about to execute a...

...kidnapping of Christina.

Oh, okay.

He's telling the truth...

Drake.

Listen to me, Bert and Ernie.

My job is to keep you two from...

...getting in the way of tonight...

...and ain't nothing gonna stop me...

...from that.

Fine, do what you have to do.

Hopefully, he won't get too far...

...with her.

Won't get very far with who?

Not important.

Tell me, squid, tell me now.

The whole school knows that...

Bickleman is hot for Madison.

Apparently tonight, he makes his...

...move.

Oh, yeah.

Bickleman?

Tuba-playing Bickleman?

He's a love machine.

Everyone knows in the band...

...world, chicks dig the tuba guy.

Definitely.

Bickleman!

"Chicks dig the tuba guy"?

Believe me, I don't know how...

I come up with half this stuff.

We don't have much time.

There's our out.

Let's move.

You gotta be kidding me.

Got it.

Come on, Jackie.

Let's go.

Hey, the Principal said...

...you're watching the Miller boy.

Where is he?

I don't have to tell you.

What?

Storage room, gym basement.

Where's Bickleman?

Tuba player.

Who cares?

Sorry I dragged you into this...

...mess, Jackie.

Come on, Miller.

Everyone knows you don't leave...

...your best friend hanging.

This way.

Right down this way.

I told you I'd get him.

I got him.

Oh, great, and I had to wear...

...white.

Since when did you start to...

...care about that sort of thing?

Hey, I'm still a girl.

Right in here.

I got 'em trapped like two...

...little rats.

The kid's gone.

Oh, man!

They were right here.

How big of an idiot are you?

We must find Thomas Miller.

"We must find Thomas Miller"?

Look who's popular now.

Yeah, try upstairs.

They're probably upstairs.

I bet they're upstairs.

Oops.

Fire, fire!

Fire?

Fire!

Fire!

Move!

What do we do now?

Jump!

What a rush.

We need to get to Christina...

...before...

...before I do?

Is that the plan, kid?

Why must there always be one?

One who's never smart enough to...

...stay out of the way.

Why is that, I ask.

I guess if you stay out of...

...the way, you don't have much of...

...a story to tell.

Aren't you going to get that?

No, it's not mine.

You could never get away with...

...this.

This school is crawling with...

...cops and Secret Service...

...and all we have to do is scream.

Scream really loud.

Okay, we're done screaming...

...now, sir.

That would be wise...

...wise because the next sound you...

...make might be the last sound you...

...make.

Oh, that's mine.

Grissom.

Get the copter on the roof in...

...ten minutes.

No, we will get away with this.

And I gotta say, I'm pretty...

...impressed with me.

Please don't hurt us...

...whatever you do!

Get off me.

Spare us!

Sit down!

Get on the ground.

Here's what's gonna happen...

...you two are gonna sit here...

...and you're gonna count to 7,430.

Then when you're done, then you...

...can move.

It's gonna be fun.

Now start counting.

One...

...two, three...

Thomas, is it okay to be scared?

Yeah, Jackie.

It's okay to be scared.

Remember, following the...

...dance, there'll be a photo...

...opportunity with myself and the...

President's daughter.

Swim, Bickleman...

...swim.

On behalf of all the students...

...here at Westpark Middle School...

I'd like to welcome you and say...

...thank you for visiting our...

...little school where, until now...

...it seems like nothing exciting...

...ever happens.

And I'd like to thank you for...

...writing such a wonderful essay.

Thank you.

And it is so true...

...if we just break our lives down...

...into little bitty 60-second...

...intervals, then...

Thank you, Madison.

I'd like to say what a...

...pleasure it is to represent the...

White House in sharing your fall...

...dance.

Westpark Middle School rocks!

Oww! Oww!

Thomas!

Who put you in here?

I don't know what I should...

...and shouldn't say...

...because I really don't know...

...who's good and who's bad.

Miller!

Miller, you're coming with...

...me, Miller.

No, I don't think so.

He stays.

See? Exactly.

I don't know who's good and...

...who's bad.

Frank Marquee, Secret...

Service.

Whoa, Secret Service?

You really are a good guy.

Thomas, whenever the...

President or one of the first...

...family make an appearance, we go...

...undercover.

Usually, nothing happens.

I should've believed you...

Thomas.

I guess I don't have much...

...credibility, huh.

Yeah, you do have quite a...

...reputation.

You found 'em.

Yeah.

You're with Secret Service...

...too?

Uh huh.

Sure beats mopping floors.

Thomas, it's not what you do...

...that defines you, it's who you...

...are.

You should remember that.

Al, I woulda called you, but...

I can't find my cell phone.

Thought I left it in here.

Well, we gotta find this guy.

Wait, the bad guy...

I think I know how I can find...

...him.

Come on, follow me.

We don't have much time.

Thomas Miller.

Hello, hello...

I'm in here.

All right, see him anywhere?

No.

Keep an eye out.

If you see him, give me a...

...signal.

Got it.

And that concludes our 33

...minutes with Christina Adams.

Yeah, what a great essay...

...you wrote.

This dance was awesome.

Gotcha.

Bleckner's got a gun!

Move, move, move!

We need everybody out of the...

...gymnasium.

Clear the building.

Mom!

Thomas, be careful!

Move back!

Everybody back...

...or I'll have no choice but to do...

...something that wouldn't be very...

...nice!

Get off of me!

Get up!

Get back to the school right...

...now!

Thomas!

You're not gonna get away...

...with this.

Grissom, the name is Malcolm...

J. Grissom.

And yes, I most certainly will...

...get away with this.

Come on.

Keep moving, keep moving!

Grissom...

Let her go.

You're gonna be better off if...

...you do.

Not gonna happen.

Help me.

Why, huh?

Why you doing this?

My dream was always to be...

Secret Service...

...protecting the President...

...and his family.

I must have applied over 20

...times for a job with you guys.

I never made it past the...

...psychological profiling.

Big surprise.

But if I can't work for you...

I'll work just fine against you.

What are your demands?

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