Squatters Page #3

What's up? It's Al.

Who?

Sold crack to you on Venice...

Motherf***er!

Okay.

Who's the suit? Am I being audited?

- That's my man.

- Should we roofie him?

Come on. He's not like that...

My name is Jonas.

I have a lot of items for sale.

- Al thought of you.

- He did?

Well, let's go take a gander.

- Sunshine.

- Let's go gander.

Ladies, your hot, sugar daddy cock

will be back.

So in addition to the Cayenne

there's a 2010 Carrera...

...loaded, mint.

And this collection of watches

and jewelry...

...some of which are antiques.

Show me the jewels.

I have price evaluations for these items

and the Kelley Blue Book on the cars.

Oh, I love it.

- It'll look great on you.

- Right?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

- Oh, wait. That...

- It's my initials.

Oh, I simply, absolutely must have this.

I'll take the whole lot.

How much do you want?

Thirty thousand for the jewels,

70,000 for the cars.

One hundred thousand dollars.

None of these items

will be reported stolen for a week.

You can clean the cars, put a fresh coat

of paint on them, triple your money.

Then why don't you do it yourself?

Because I have bigger business

in Arizona.

I can take one of the cars,

maybe the Carrera...

I want the Carrera. I love the Carrera.

I'm keeping the Carrera.

I love the German cars.

And I'll give you 50 for the rest.

And if you're a smart wee laddie...

...you'll take it.

I am smart, so no less than 80.

Okay.

But if you're f***ing with me...

...if you're lying to me...

- Ronald, I wouldn't bring someone by...

- Alistair, do shut up.

I don't know you from f***ing Adam.

I wouldn't let you suck my dick...

...let alone vouch for this

smooth operator.

No, I'm just saying that he... All right.

If you f*** with me...

...I will kill you.

And feed you to the coyotes.

Do we have a deal?

Yes, sir.

Excellent.

Bravo!

How's my hair look?

Nice.

Haven't you ever wanted to dance

like a 14-year-old at a sleepover?

- No, man.

- Well, then, get out!

Sorry.

Get out!

Right.

Okay. To my dad.

He would have been

85 years old today...

...and he taught me...

...all there was to know

about love and loss and...

- To Pop.

- To Pop.

- Stephanie.

- What? What, I'm fine. I'm fine.

Stop, Mom. Stop.

Oh, look, there's a camera.

- Look, Mom, smile. Smile.

- That's enough.

Hey, Steph, you got a little something

on your face.

- Michael. Turn it off.

- I'm fine. I'm just high.

Are you going to bless the meal?

Michael, turn off the camera.

Okay.

Here's a thousand.

Just like that?

There's another 3 when the deal is done.

That's 5 percent.

Look at you, man.

You ain't from the streets.

What's that mean?

How you know

how to do all this sh*t?

Might've just got lucky.

So did you, huh?

Word.

So tomorrow at 12.

- Yeah.

- All right, man.

All right. Go to work tonight, buddy.

Michael, can you tell the driver

to take my bags upstairs, please?

Michael, did you hear me?

Smells like smoke in here.

Michael, did you let someone stay here

while we were gone?

No.

He wouldn't do something like that.

What the hell is going on here?

Will someone call Terrence

and ask him if he stayed over?

He wouldn't do that.

Well, if not him, who?

We've been robbed.

Check my jewelry.

It's gone.

All of it.

And your father's ring?

It's gone.

Mom...

...where's your car?

We've been robbed.

What?

Okay.

Hey.

How much to f*** you, right now?

Can't do it, baby.

No?

Come on, everyone's got a price.

My girl's got a price.

I've got a price.

So what's yours?

Two thousand. Cash.

- Done.

- Come on, baby.

Oh, f***.

Sh*t. Sh*t.

- What happened?

- They came home.

- I know.

- Where the f*** were you?

- Where was I? I was setting sh*t up.

- Too late now, isn't it?

F***.

Did you sell the ring?

- What ring?

- Oh, you did. You bastard.

- I didn't sell the ring.

- Liar.

- I don't give a f*** about that ring, okay?

- I did.

Okay, great.

Well, I don't give a f*** about you.

Pull over.

- No, look, I'm sorry...

- Pull over.

All right, look, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean it.

- F*** you.

- I'm sorry!

Just thank God you weren't pinched.

- They're gonna figure it out, Jonas.

- They probably have.

- Car's gonna be hot in less than an hour.

- Ditch it.

I can't. This is the only thing

I have left in this deal.

I just need to find another one of these

and change the plates. That's it.

Change the plates.

Order me a coffee. I'll be back.

I just need to freshen up a little.

Thanks.

- Hi. Could I get one to see The Kid?

- Hi. Sure. Nine dollars.

It's an old print.

They break sometimes.

Yeah.

Excuse me. Miss.

You don't look like

a big Charlie Chaplin fan.

A fan?

That's a pretty old film.

Yeah.

I didn't think it would be that sad.

Do I know you from somewhere?

- I don't think so.

- I'm Michael.

Kelly.

Hi, Kelly.

Do you drink coffee, Kelly?

Yeah.

- But I think I should go.

- Please?

- Oh, I gotta go...

- Come on.

I'll tell you how the film ends.

Okay.

Okay?

Come on.

This is really great, you know?

What?

A beautiful girl went to see

a Charlie Chaplin movie.

What's so great about that?

Girls like you get into bars

without waiting.

They don't go to old black and white

movies on the big screen by themselves.

You don't know me.

Oh, yeah?

So who are you?

I'm nobody.

I should go.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean

to make you feel uncomfortable.

At least let me walk you home. It's late.

I'm fine.

Well, will you let me give you a ride?

- Is this yours?

- Yeah.

It drives better than it looks.

I got a surprise for you.

It's beautiful, isn't it?

Yeah.

I love it up here.

I used to come here a lot.

Why not anymore?

Part of another life.

- Sorry, I didn't mean to bring up anything.

- It's okay.

It's over now.

Do you have a girlfriend?

No.

I did. We broke up about a year ago.

Why?

She just couldn't handle it.

Handle what?

I had a sister...

...but she died about three years ago.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

She got into drugs.

Lot of people do.

Yeah.

It's crazy. If you would've met Steph,

you'd never think that she'd...

It just happens.

Sometimes you don't know what's gonna

hook you until you try it, then it's too late.

Yeah, I guess.

Oh, sh*t.

Wake up. Wake up. Sh*t.

Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t.

Sorry.

I'm so late. Sh*t.

Come on.

I'm so late. I'm sorry.

I have to meet my dad all the way

downtown. Are you hungry?

You can help yourself to the fridge...

...or take a shower, anything, okay?

- I won't be gone very long.

- Thanks.

- Okay. I gotta go. You good?

- Yeah.

- You sure?

- Yeah.

Okay.

Will you have dinner with me tonight?

- Sure.

- Yeah?

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Bye.

Thank you.

That's it.

That's Wong's factory.

The Chinese order is confirmed.

That's great.

I just wish we didn't have...

...to come all the way back home

to get that done, but...

Is there any news on the house?

Yeah. Yeah.

They said that it was not uncommon.

You know, things are bad...

...and these things happen.

Terrence got a good look at them.

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