Stage Fright Page #5

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: Oh!

It's genius!

Wooo!

We are here for the opening night of the

Broadway revival ofThe Haunting of the Opera

and curtain is about to go up.

Now, it's been a year

since the Center Stage massacre.

What can you tell us?

Well, it's like I've said

to Camilla since day one:

you can't change the past.

As much as you may want to,

you can't.

But what you can do,

to move forward,

is to do just this:

a musical.

And if you don't do it,

someone else will.

Knock, knock!

Hey guess what?

The Times showed up,

and the President of the NYDCC.

Hey. You all right?

I'll be fine.

Atta girl.

Don't forget,

the party's tonight, OK?

We're gonna celebrate.

Sweetheart, you're gonna

be great. I know it.

Places!

Yeahhhhhhhh!

Closed Captioning by SETTE inc.

Dum-dum, duh-de-dum-dum, duh-

de-dum-dum, duh-de-dum-dum-dum

Dum-dum, duh-de-dum-dum, duh-

de-dum-dum, duh-de-dum-dum-dum

Dum-dum, duh-de-dum-dum, duh-

de-dum-dum, duh-de-dum-dum-dum

Dum-dum, duh-de-dum-dum,

duh-de-oh!

I'm gay, I'm gay,

but not in that way

Musicals move me and touch me

in ways I can't say

He's gay but not in that way

I sleep with women but

musicals make me feel gay

We're gay,

we're all kinds of gay

Write gay music for bedrooms

and musical plays

All of life's a song to sing

So sing with all your heart

All of life's a song to sing

So sing with all your heart

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na,

na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na,

na-na-na-na-na-na-na

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la,

la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la,

la-la-la-la-la

When the enemy's on his way

The show must carry on

When they yell,

"Bombs away!"

The show must carry on

We lose soldiers every day,

what's a camper from the play?

The show must carry on!

Na-na-na, na-na,

na-na-na-na-na-na

Na-na, na-na,

na-na, na-na, na-na

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na,

na-na-na-na-na

The show must carry on

Na-na-na, na-na-na,

na-na-na-na-na

Na-na-na-na,

na-na-na-na-na

Na-na-na, na-na-na,

na-na-na-na-na

Na-na-na-na,

na-na-na-na-na

Na-na-na, na-na-na,

na-na-na-na-na

Thank you for watching

the credits

Thank you for staying

this long

Now you can turn on your phone

and go back to your...

Wait, are you already home?

How are you seeing

this movie?

How are you hearing

this sound?

I hope you're not pirating,

pirating movies is stealing

And stealing is wrong,

it's just wrong

But it feels so right

I'm gonna pirate so much

hardcore sh*t tonight

'Cause I'm a pirate

Oooooooh!

Pirate

'Cause I'm a pirate

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