Stand Up Guys: The Stand Up Songs of Jon Bon Jovi Page #7

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I don't think that you're gonna be able

to Hail Mary your way outta this one.

You're right.

You're right, I guess.

Wasting both our time.

Here, go ahead...

- Why don't you take this?

- What's that?

- It's for your troubles.

- No, oh, no.

- No, no... buy yourself a steak dinner.

- I'm a vegetarian.

Take it, Father.

I don't need it where I'm goin'.

What?

So?

Receive absolution?

Well, close enough.

Let's go see about those suits.

You wanna hurry up?

What about this one?

Why?

Am I gonna play a game of shuffleboard?

Come on,

let's-let's-let's be serious here.

OK.

- We came here for a suit, find a suit

- Hey, this one.

All right, wha-what size is it?

- 42 Long.

- I wear 40 Regular.

Hey...

You said, "No crying."

No crying for you.

We didn't say anything about me.

OK. Hey! This one.

- It's beautiful. Lemme have it a sec.

- It'll look great on you.

Cloths just hang off you the right way.

- You think so?

- Definitely.

- Why don't you try one on?

- Nah, I'm OK.

No, your wardrobe could use a lil' help.

You think?

Uh, yeah,

I wasn't gonna say anything, but, uh...

- Yeah, but what?

- What?

You dress like you're on your way to the

Gin Rummy Championship for the World.

- Here.

- Uh-uh, I prefer black.

You're right, black suits you.

Here's black, what do you think?

I can't see myself wearing that,

like every day, you know.

I-I-I don't see myself in it.

Will you look at these guys, Paul?

Look at 'em, they're trying on clothes.

- You f***ing shoppin'?

- What?

What do you mean "what"?

Isn't there something else

you're supposed to be doing?

You know Claphands had you figured, Doc.

See, you don't got the stones any more.

Whoa! Larry, please.

If we do this,

there's one thing you should know.

Hey! Here! Here!

You...

Call Claphands...

Tell him...

Stay out of my action.

I got this.

OK.

- Go.

- Yeah.

Nice work.

The old days,

I'da had him with the throat punch.

You gotta admit,

it felt good though, didn't it?

Damn right.

Felt good.

Oh, look at you. You look great.

No, you look great.

- Do I?

- Yeah.

Well, I feel great.

That's what I'm saying, you know, a

change of wardrobe can be just the thing

- Definitely.

- Yeah.

- May I?

- Be my guest.

- Boom!

- Whoa! I could hear the... F***!

- You see that?

- I did.

It wa..., it was good though, huh?

I got my hips in.

He's still alive.

- So...

- So...

What time is it?

It's time.

Already?

I'm sorry.

- Well, he had it coming, didn't he?

- He didn't.

Time waits for no man.

Doesn't.

Mm-hmm.

I'm gonna miss the spring.

And my flowers.

The birds returning.

Their song.

The whole world.

You know, renewin' itself again.

Your f***in' face.

"Not Running Anymore"

Performed by:
Jon Bon Jovi

Bless me father I have sinned

I'm not sure where to begin

You see?

This didn't feel weird, did it?

No.

I won't name names or where Ive been

But I've been there and back again

I've been running

Always running

Now I...

ain't running any more

Hello.

Alex...

What do you think of my "Sunrises"?

I think they're beautiful.

I want you to know

some of the things I thought...

saw, some of the things I felt.

I do.

I know they look like the sunrise,

but I was painting you.

The closet.

On the top shelf, there's a shoebox.

Put the phone down, open it.

I'll wait, no rush.

OK.

Doc, this is too much.

No, it's all there is.

Welcome home,

the rent is paid for a year.

It's not much, but it's yours.

What do you mean?

When am I gonna see you again?

I don't know.

I love you, Alex.

Grandpa...

I love you too.

I have to go now.

You sure you wanna do this?

You can change your mind, you know?

I know, but I won't.

You took care of Alex?

I'm so proud of you for that.

Tomorrow became today.

It usually does.

So...

what'll it be?

Chew gum or kick ass?

I'm all outta gum.

Get me a gun!

"Bright Lights"

Performed by:
Gary Clark, Jr.

Hey! You gonna know my name

by the end of the night, well...

"Old Habits Die Hard"

Performed by:
Jon Bon Jovi

If you could dream anything,

what would that be?

If you could be that,

would you share it with me?

We carry our choices

and hide our regrets

We know there's a price

and we'll all pay our debts

But maybe they ain't

seen the last of us yet

Old habits die hard

Old habits die hard

It might be painful to smile

but it covers the scars

Old habits die hard

There's a face in the mirror

but it don't look like me

Yesterday's gone,

a raindrop in the sea

But I got your back

for each day that's gone by

And I'll still have it

till the day that I die

Yeah, I'll still have it

till the day that I die

Old habits die hard

Old habits die hard

It might be painful to smile

but it covers the scars

Old habits die hard

Someday may you be missed

by those you leave behind

I hope you've touched other lives

like you've touched mine

Old habits die hard

Old habits die hard

Might be painful to smile

but it covers the scars

Appearances change

but don't change who we are

Old habits die hard

If you could dream anything,

what would that be?

If you could be that,

would you share it with me?

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