Star Leaf Page #5

Some good, some not so good.

Sh*t.

You ever ask yourself if you

really had a choice or not?

Pulling that trigger? Huh?

I mean, who's to say?

I'm just being theoretical.

But who's to say you

happened to save the lives

of 13 innocent Afghan civilians.

Just saying.

God, I don't f***ing deserve this, okay?

I don't deserve this! This is bullshit!

You can save them the

fate of what awaits them.

Put them out of their

misery right now, hmm?

Untie me, now!

I just wanted to get a

little high, I'm so sorry.

Will you just please shoot his ass already?

F*** you.

F*** all of you.

I'm not gonna shoot my friends.

I'm not shooting my friends! You hear that?

I really wouldn't test them like that.

And you...

I've had enough of your f***ing bullshit.

Easy now.

F*** easy.

Why shouldn't I blow your

f***ing head off, right now?

Because you're not a murderer, James.

A killer, maybe.

But not a murderer.

What?

Bad things happen.

But you're forgiven.

That's all the plant is trying to tell you.

It wants to help you, James.

It does. It really does.

Help? It wants to help me?

Is that what it wants? Huh? Huh?

Is this what you think

is gonna help me? Huh?

What the f***! Seriously?

How about this? Huh?

Or maybe this.

You might wanna think this one through.

You're making a terrible choice.

You wanna see it, don't you.

See what?

The pink mist.

James, no!

Careful what you wish for.

You just might find it.

No, James.

No!

Dude...

Where are we?

That place I was telling you about.

Martha?

Tim?

Yeah?

You're okay?

Yeah, are you okay, dude?

We haven't even smoked any weed yet,

and you're acting like a freak.

Anyway, dude, like I was saying.

In this house, there's a

dude that's gonna give us

a map to the secret grove,

here in the Olympics.

The stuff is called star leaf.

It opens a lot of doors

to the supernatural.

Are you ready? Let's go.

Wait.

Dude, how about the kid?

What?

What kid? What are you talking about?

I know this sounds crazy.

But, you made the right choice that day.

You made the right call.

Wait, what kid?

Listen, man, I know you're suffering

from some P.T.S.D. from then.

But that's why I brought you here.

We're gonna fix all that.

Bullshit, man.

You don't wanna put in

the real f***ing work.

What f***ing work?

You saw him too.

In the spotter's scope.

It ain't even like that for me.

I'm not mad at you.

And I don't blame you for sh*t.

I promise.

You have no idea how badly I

needed to hear that from you.

Come on, man.

Sh*t.

Oh, god, the federales.

Let's get in. Come on!

All right, these dudes mess with.

Black people all the time.

I have a f***ing thing that I do.

Just shut up and listen.

It's him.

Who?

What brings you fine

folks out to these parts?

Oh, I just think we made a wrong turn.

You did not make a wrong turn.

You're exactly where you need to be.

The question is,

did you or did you not

come here to purchase marijuana?

Depends.

You got the sticky icky?

Well, if the sticky icky

is what you're looking for,

my friend here, Seth,

would love to help you out.

Thanks, man, but we're heading out.

Dude.

Let's pull out of here,

and stick to the original plan,

hanging out and surfing at the beach.

The beach?

You folks heading to La Push?

Yeah, but we've gotta make

one little stop in Forks first.

You folks must be Twilight fans then.

Yeah, well, she thinks people will ask her

for her autograph cause she kinda looks

like the chick from the movie.

Yeah, do you see the resemblance?

No, not really.

Then again, I ain't got

much time to watch movies.

Too busy walking the trails

with the snakes and snails.

Checking the pines for

those evergreen crimes.

You folks happen to see a wondering moose?

Looking a little lonely?

No.

Well, let me know if you see him.

Gotta go now. It's nice

talking to you, officer.

Forest ranger...

Maybe next time, man.

No worries, bro. All is forgiven.

All is forgiven.

Get the f*** out of here, man.

Little souvenir for you.

The kid got his head right, after all.

That he did.

That he did.

God damn, I came all the way back,

to hang out with you guys,

for sh*t waves and no sun.

What? It's beautiful!

This is the high that I came for.

You telling me that you

didn't already get high today?

Oh, no, I totally got high today.

But this is the one that I came for.

You're a f***ing idiot, man.

Let's f***ing do this, man!

Don't go so fast!

Nice. Yeah that's holding up really well.

I see you got your 108 little beads there,

to keep you occupied

while we sort this out.

One for the one.

Zero for the nothing.

Eight for infinity.

Yeah, I guess it feels like

infinity sometimes, don't it?

Yeah, it's silly. I know.

But, you know, rules are rules.

But, I got a good feeling

about that friend of yours.

Yeah, a good feeling.

All right, well, shalom, shalom, baby.

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