Stardust Memories Page #11

me, you're just crazy about me.

You just think I'm the most

wonderful thing in the world.

And you're in love with me, and you're...

And despite the fact that I

do a lot of foolish things,

cause you realize that down

deep, I'm not evil or anything,

you know, just sort of floundering

around, just ridiculous, maybe.

- You know, just searching, okay?

- I don't think it's realistic.

Now? This is... Now you're

gonna bring up realism, after...

This is a hell of a time to...

I know one thing, that a huge, big, wet kiss

would go a long way to selling this idea.

I'm very serious.

I think this is a big, big finish, you know?

It just killed me. Did you feel that?

I think it was great.

I just can't believe the stuff

he gets into. It's so deep.

All that stuff about life and how

everybody should love each other.

I mean, you know, he's telling

us heavy, original things here.

He's very heavy.

He's always been heavy.

What did you think the

significance of the Rolls-Royce was?

- I think that's... It represents his car.

- Really?

- I'm fat. I look...

- Fat? Come on, you're not fat.

I am. I mean, it's just so ridiculous.

I'm gonna have to go on another diet.

And I tried to play the role sympathetically,

but the role was just too thin.

He said to me, wear this

mustache. It'll be funny.

So I listened to him.

- You looked so beautiful.

- Thank you. But you can hear me?

- Can you hear my English?

- Your English was fine.

No, it was fine. Did you find...

By the way, I wanna ask you.

Did you find when you did, like,

kissing scenes with him, did you not...

Did he open his mouth with you

and wiggle his tongue around?

Yes, he did.

- And he never lets you go.

- It's the most irritating thing, right?

It's funny.

It's amazing, Rash. From

this he makes a living?

I like a melodrama, a

musical comedy with a plot.

Rate this script:4.0 / 1 vote