Stardust Memories Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1980
- 89 min
- 1,890 Views
weekends are just absolutely fantastic.
They are getting so popular.
Do you know you're gonna love
our screening facilities?
When I had my Orson Welles weekend
here, you know what he told me?
He said that I had the best sound
and projection system hed ever seen,
bar none. Believe it or
not, he did. That's what he...
This is Mr. Payson, our chairman,
and Mrs. Payson. They adore you.
We love your work. My wife
has seen all your films.
I especially like your early, funny ones.
Dick Lobel. I'm with the
museum film department.
We have a collection of
more than 20,000 prints.
This is my friend Libby.
She thinks you're a genius.
Libby just did a definitive
cinematic study of Gummo Marx.
Interestingly, he's the one Marx
brother that never made any movies.
Hello. A pleasure to have you here.
You're the best. Your workss fantastic.
Here. Read this.
- I think you're absolutely magnificent.
- You're really intense.
We love you!
Hello, Isobel?
Isobel, I'm up here. Jeez, I'm going crazy.
Do you think you can get
up here? Well, I miss you.
In English. Speak to me in English.
Your English is perfect. Don't worry.
Whats the matter? You sound...
You want me to call you
back? Can you not talk?
All right, I'll call you back.
Three little words
Oh, what I'd give for that wonderful phrase
To hear those three little words
That's all I'd live for the rest of my days
And what I feel in my
heart they tell sincerely
No other words can tell it half so clearly
Three little words Eight little letters
Which simply mean I love you
What were you trying to say in this picture?
I was just trying to be funny.
Do you find it very hard to direct yourself?
Hard? No. No, I just have
to resist the temptation
to give myself too many extreme close-ups.
Have you studied filmmaking in school?
No, no, I didn't study anything
in school. They studied me.
I understand you studied
philosophy at school.
No, that's not true. I did take...
I took one course in existential
philosophy at New York University.
And on the final, they gave me 10 questions.
single one of them, you know.
I left them all blank. I got 100.
Oh, you are marvelous.
You are a genius and...
Good questions. Didn't you think so?
You handled them beautifully.
You're a genius.
One of the most intelligent
films I've seen in many years.
- Can I get a photo, Mr. Bates?
- There he is.
Hi! I just think you're great, and I
just wanted to give you this record.
I'm with the Tuberculosis Association.
- We're doing a benefit...
- There you are. There you are.
Mr. Bates! Mr. Bates, may I
have your autograph, please?
If I could just have 10 minutes of your time,
I'd like to ask you a couple of questions.
- Sure.
- Thank you very much.
I'm doing this piece on the shallow
indifference of wealthy celebrities.
And I'd like to include you. I'd
like to include you in my piece.
I'm starving.
Sandy, there's a phone call for you.
Let me show you where the phone is.
I'm Dr. Paul Pearlman.
I did a paper on you and your
films at a psychiatric convention.
Oh, really?
It was very well received,
youll be happy to know.
- I'm glad to hear that.
- For my own records, tell me,
have you ever had intercourse
with any type of animal?
- With an animal? No, I never... Hello?
- Dr. Pearlman, please!
- Yeah?
- Very good.
- Thank you very much.
- Keep up the good work, and good luck.
- No, I don't think that's fair.
- Mr. Bates, can I have a picture of you?
Over here, Mr. Bates. Thank you so
much. One picture. One more picture.
No, I don't want him to touch the film.
Tell him to come up here
tomorrow and well talk about it.
They can't recut my film.
My name is Claire Schaeffer.
I do work with the blind, and we
have a celebrity auction this month.
If you could donate something,
like an ashtray or...
Sure. It would be no problem at all.
Somebody told me you wear a truss.
An old truss would just be wonderful.
- No, I don't wear a truss.
- Thank you very much.
We went to Israel, and they love you there.
- I'm Jack Abel.
- Hi, how are you?
I teach screenwriting at Columbia.
This is... It's unbelievable!
If I could get you to come and lecture
to my students, youd make me a hero.
I'm not the type that lectures.
For your enjoyment, with
my genuine affection.
Thank you very much.
I really appreciate it.
It's exactly what I need.
People are always telling
me how much we look alike.
I can see that.
If you could take my name,
maybe next time you do a...
- This is a real madhouse!
- I have a suggestive item of food.
Daisy and I were gonna go grab a beer.
- If youd like to come with us, wedd love it.
- Oh, God, I would love it.
- Would you?
- Yeah.
There's a little roadside place...
This is unbelievable. I
don't know what's going on.
Can I talk to you about an
idea for a film I have...
- This is not the place. Really.
- Do you have a moment, please?
It's a comedy based on that whole Guyana mass
- suicide thing.
Sandy, this is what I did
in vaudeville years ago.
I did this in vaudeville.
Give me the
spotlight, give me the stage,
and leave the rest to me
Give me a hat and cane, an
old refrain, a sweet melody
And so I dream of old Brazil
Where hearts were entertaining June
We stood beneath an amber moon
And softly murmured ssomeday soon
Comedy is hostility.
It's rage.
I don't have to give you that clichd speech.
What is it that the comedian says
when his jokes are going well?
II murdered that audience. I killed
them. They screamed. I broke them up.
So what are you saying?
You're saying that someone like myself,
or Laurel and Hardy, or Bob Hope are furious?
Furious, or latent homosexual.
- I can't speak for those guys, but...
- Jack!
Can't we? We're only theorizing.
What do you do, Daisy?
Are you a teacher, too?
- No. No, I don't...
- She's a brilliant violinist.
- Really? Is that so?
- That's an exaggeration.
- Really?
- She's with the philharmonic.
- Okay, that's very impressive.
- Yeah, well, I sit way in the back,
you know, like one of those...
- Get you some Camels?
- Yeah, thanks.
Excuse me.
So can I ask you a question?
Is it my imagination,
or have you been kind of
looking at me all night?
I mean, tell me if I'm wrong. I don't know.
Does it bother you?
No, no, no, I mean, I was
just wondering, you know...
I've never seen such a sexy classical
violinist before. I mean it.
Usually theyre escaped Hungarians.
No, I'm from Winnetka, Illinois.
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
It's funny, ccause you remind me of somebody.
It's the strangest thing.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
It's not that you look like her or anything.
It's just that there's some
kind of odd sense that I have...
Really?
And now, the Brooklyn Boys Club
is happy to present The Amazing Sandy.
Incredible.
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