Starsky & Hutch
Don't stress. Just relax.
I understand you can lose keys.
You can lose your wallet.
How do you lose a plane?
Reese, what do you want me to do?
We got three out of four planes in.
That's a lot of coke.
Now, that's the kind of winning attitude
that'll take this enterprise to the top.
In all fairness, Reese, it wasn't his fault.
Are you his attorney?
Why are you in the conversation?
Come on, I'm kidding!
- I'm just kidding with you.
- He loves to joke.
Terrence here is absolutely right.
I mean, hell, three out of four ain't bad.
Let's celebrate. Who wants a beer?
- Great!
- Okay.
- Baby!
- Coke. It costs money.
Planes. They cost money.
This yacht, this perm, my kid's braces, it all
costs money. Do you think Kitty's free?
Kitty, turn around. Turn around!
Reese, please put the gun down.
Now, the next time that a plane
goes down, you better be on it.
Will you do my back, please?
- Sure.
- I don't wanna tan weird.
- Am I tanning weird?
- No.
- Honestly.
- You're bronzing.
There's no such thing
as a petty crime.
No minor infractions.
There's only the law.
Freeze! Bay City P.D.!
That's me in the leather jacket
and tight jeans.
See that guy I'm chasing?
I hate him.
And I'll do everything
in my power to stop him.
Wanna play, let's play.
Because it's my job to stop him.
Goddamn!
And the city pays me a damn
good salary to do my job.
Besides, he crossed the line.
And in Bay City,
when you cross the line...
...your nuts are mine.
I said, freeze!
My name is David Starsky,
and I'm a cop.
I've always had this theory
about police work:
If you can't beat them, join them.
No! No! No!
Put the money in there.
Too many cops worry about
the wrong thing:
Crime.Not me, though.
I'm looking out for numero uno.
- Hey, old-timer. Put this on Dallas.
- Come on! Let's go!
I'm just a realist, that's all.
And besides, you have any idea
how little the city pays us?
Freeze! Bay City P.D.!
Take it easy.
Guys, come on.
I'm undercover here.
My name is Ken Hutchinson,
and I'm a cop.
Where did they come from?
Jesus Christ, Starsky.
into a crowded intersection.
We got a man with a broken hip...
...and some a**hole wants
a new top for his Caddy?
That purse had $ 7 in it.
- Okay, want my badge? Here, take it.
- Fine.
Come on. I was just making a point.
David, David.
Your mother was one of the finest cops
Bay City ever seen.
Twenty-two years on the force
with the same partner.
You have had 12 partners
over the past four years.
She died a legend.
I am not my mother!
I'm sorry.
Detective Hutchinson is here.
Send him in. Have a seat.
- How you doing, captain?
- I believe you two know each other.
Yeah, a little bit. How you doing?
- Yeah, right.
- Hutch.
You've got a lot of explaining to do.
I know. Look, I was trying to infiltrate
one of the East Side gangs...
...and work my way up
to the big fish. It's simple.
- You were robbing a bookie.
- That's right.
You haven't filed a report, turned
in any money or arrested anybody.
How can I? They'll know I'm a cop.
I wouldn't worry, you won't
be mistaken for a real cop.
Oh, really? Why don't you go get yourself
another perm and let the grownups talk.
- My hair is naturally curly.
- No, it's not.
- Yes, it is.
- That's a perm job, all the way.
Touch it!
Hey! Why are you touching him?
Jesus!
You know something?
You two deserve each other.
Make nice. You're partners.
- You're crazy.
- No, I'm not.
I don't know why you're so upset.
The guy cost us 200 grand.
A "thank you" might be more appropriate.
What if they link us to the murder?
- They won't link us to the murder.
- You don't know that.
Will you let it go, please? Jesus.
- Take a lude. Calm down.
- I did, and I'm still pissed.
Okay, fine. Fine, fine.
Look, I'm sorry, all right?
I promise, I'm not gonna kill Terrence
again. Now, pull it together.
Let's go.
Gentlemen, I apologize
about the delay.
But I promise you what we have
is worth the wait.
- It looks like cocaine.
- That's because it is cocaine.
With a twist. You see,
we've managed to find a way...
...to alter the cell structure
of the coca plant...
...giving it a heightened
perfluoralkylation process...
...creating a new kind
of diazomethane.
Gets a little complicated after that.
Excuse me.
So do you get extra high or what?
Actually, it has all the same
effects as regular cocaine.
Well, if it's the same,
why are we here?
Canis familiaris. The German shepherd.
Its nose has over
It can detect smells that even the most
advanced technology in the world cannot.
For example:
Lvan, search!
Lvan, stop!
What do you got? You holding?
He brought old coke.
This is new coke.
As far as a dog's concerned, there's nothing
there. 100 percent undetectable cocaine.
Got no coke smell...
...same coke ride.
Tastes kind of sweet.
If this sh*t wasn't illegal, guys,
we'd be up for the Nobel Prize.
two tons of this stuff...
...and it'll be available
You boys know who to call.
Ivan!
You don't understand.
They're not like you.
They're criminals.
Look, I know we all
got to make living.
But these guys, they are dealing
hard drugs right in front of my shop.
I can dig what you're saying,
Mr. Chowdury.
- I wanna thank you for coming in today.
- Of course.
they'll no longer be a problem.
You have my word.
This is my neighborhood.
People tend to forget that.
Bee Bee, make sure
he gets home safely.
- Yeah, boss.
- Thank you very much, Huggy.
You are a great man.
- Begone, little Indian.
- Let's go, little man. Come on.
Taking up time.
- This neighborhood is in need of some help.
- It's cold-blooded, daddy.
- Who's next?
- You got Hutch waiting outside.
- What you got my man waiting outside for?
- He brought some extra fuzz with him.
So what? You go get him
and get him in here now.
You've never run an errand
on the clock before?
I take care of my personal business after
work, when the taxpayers aren't paying me.
Give me a break. You've never
stopped to buy a cup of coffee?
I bring a Thermos.
Okay, Hutch. He'll see you now.
Wait here, I'll be back in five minutes.
Second door on the right.
- How you doing?
- Hi, Hutch.
- Hey, look what the wind blew in.
- Huggy Bear.
Hey, I want you to meet
my new partner, David Starsky.
Hey, how you doing?
Have a seat.
- Hutch, the usual?
- You know it. Make it a double.
Get my boy a Jack and Tab.
- And double that.
- You got it, boss.
- I'll get a seltzer with lime, if you got it.
- I don't got it.
Or not. It's cool. I'm good.
I just came by to apologize
for what happened in Chinatown.
Let me tell you,
I was as surprised as you were.
Don't sweat it, baby.
I wasn't surprised.
You know I ain't never surprised.
Hey, champ.
You got a permit for that weapon
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