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is not what an education is for.
- Jackson, Bristol!
- Toad and Badger.
Is the wrong answer.
The T-S in T.S. Elliot stands for.
- Jackson, Bristol!
- Thomas Stewart.
- Once again, the wrong answer. Lucy?
- Thomas Stearns.
- Correct.
- Patrick, I just want...
The studio conditions, Brian.
In anatomy, where might you find
the arcuate fasciculus, Wernicke's area...
Jackson, Bristol.
Apparently not. I'm not delighted
about it, either, Brian.
In 24 hours we're making
a recorded appearance in front of
a TV audience of millions and you think
Thomas Elliot's middle name was Stewart!
Once again.
The arcuate fasciculus, Wernicke's area...
So this is where
it all happens, is it?
Spencer? What are you doing here?
I thought I'd pay you a visit.
You don't mind, do you?
No.
Really good to see you, Spence,
just a bit of a surprise, that's all.
Who let you in, anyway?
Some wanker in a velvet waistcoat.
You were nice to him, though, weren't you?
I don't know. Should I have been?
It's just, I do have to live
with him, and I just asked?
Yeah? Are you writing poetry?
No. Give me that! Give me that!
- Give me that.
- Who's Alice anyway?
With the big bosoms?
You're not serious?
You are serious.
Bloody hell, Spencer. What now?
I'm being prosecuted for
fiddling me unemployment benefit.
What's gonna happen?
I don't know.
Depends on the judge, I suppose.
But you still got the arcade job, right?
Not as such, no. They sort of
found me with my hand in the till.
What do they think you took?
- Couple of hundred.
- How much did you take?
Yeah, couple of hundred sounds about right.
Spencer.
You're a socialist. I thought you
approved of the redistribution of wealth.
By acquiring the means of production.
Not by just nicking stuff.
Can we talk about something else?
I came here to get away from all that.
Have a bit of a laugh, bit of fun, yeah.
Okay. Yeah, we can do that.
- Is she gonna be there?
- Who?
You know, the posh one.
The one in the poems.
Alice? I hope so.
Be nice, though, won't you?
Who, me? I'm always nice.
This hand and a bucket of water...
Look, let's move on.
# With many cheerful facts
about the square of hypotenuse
# With many cheerful facts
about the square of hypotenuse
# With many cheerful facts
about the square of hypotenuse
# I am the very model
of a modern Major-General
# I've information,
vegetable, animal, and mineral... #
Pub?
lt'll liven up. Come on, let's see
what's happening upstairs, yeah?
Come here.
That's her.
In the leotard.
- Well, introduce us, then.
- What for?
- You told me to be nice.
- Yeah, but
I thought we'd go have
a drink or something...
- She's coming over. She's coming over.
- What?
Hello.
Hi.
So, who's this, then?
Alice, this is Spencer.
Oh, the famous Spencer.
- Oh, good.
- Drink, anyone?
- Tell me, what have you heard?
I don't think I can say.
- Anyone want a drink?
- What have you heard?
- You first.
- No, you first.
I'm gonna just go and
get some drinks, yeah?
# Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
# Without no seams nor needlework... #
You're not gonna hit me, are you?
I haven't decided yet.
Rebecca.
- I'm sorry about...
- Look, Brian.
I got drunk. I was having a nice time
and I fancied a bit of
human, whatever, contact.
And I made a mistake. Misread the signals.
Very embarrassing, but not a big deal.
I'm sure I'll learn to love again.
Have you got your fluffy mascot
packed ready for the big match?
No, think it's all a bit silly, that mascot stuff.
Brian, you're such a maverick!
So, are you gonna come along
and watch, then?
What, see you in action? You must be joking.
I wish you would. There's a free minibus.
Yeah, what do you care anyway?
Just like you to be there, that's all.
Only don't say anything to
my mate Spencer. He'd only take a piss.
Oh, my God, Patrick!
Brian, I hope that's not
an alcoholic beverage in your hand there.
- Big day tomorrow and all.
- Why's that, then?
'Cause he's the team's
star player, aren't you?
- What team?
- This year's University Challenge team.
- You're joking?
- No.
You?
Me, Alice, Lucy and Patrick.
- What, actually on telly?
- Yeah.
- Bloody hell, Brian. You dark horse.
- Something funny?
No, not at all, mate.
would wanna go on a programme
like that, turns out it's you, Brian.
- I didn't want to tell you.
- So...
Where are you studying, mate?
Actually, Patrick,
Spencer is taking a year out.
- No, I'm not. I'm unemployed.
- I see.
- Social Security, then.
- That's right, yeah.
Or he was, until those bastards
decided to prosecute him.
- Are you being prosecuted, Spencer?
- Only for fiddling his dole.
Do you think you'll go to prison?
I'm sure if he didn't do it, he'll be fine.
But he did. He had to, didn't you?
Just to make a living wage.
- So you did have a job?
- Bit of cash-in-hand, yeah.
Well, then, I have to say best of luck, mate.
Well, hang on. Do you have any idea
how much the government pay a week?
So, there's obviously
plenty of work out there.
That's a little harsh, Patrick, some people...
- There's three million unemployed.
- Yes, but he isn't one of them, is he?
If his job wasn't paying him enough,
he should get on his bike
and find a better one.
He certainly shouldn't steal
from law abiding citizens...
Here's a question for you, mate!
What is my name?
- What?
- Spencer put him down.
You heard me, what is my name?
- I'll have to hurry you.
- Spencer, I'm serious, put him down.
- My name is?
- Patrick, say Spencer.
- Spencer, Spencer.
- Correct.
And if you got something to say to me,
you say it to my face! All right?
Patrick.
Spencer!
The party's over.
Your friend was looking for you.
- Why do you think I'm sitting out here?
- Yeah.
Quite a handful, isn't he?
Is Alice all right?
Brian, sometimes the people
you care about the most just
basically they don't give a toss about you.
Look, you don't know that.
Well, go on, then. Try. I dare you.
Go and see her right now
and tell her how you feel
and then maybe we can all
get some bloody peace.
Come on, Alice, open up.
Oh, my God, Brian. What's up?
Could I come in, do you think?
- I'll get some clothes on.
- All right.
Okay, you can come in.
All right, I'm sorry about tonight.
I love Spencer,
but he can be such a wanker sometimes.
I know I probably shouldn't say this,
but it was actually quite exciting.
Like Roman gladiators
or something and that...
I've been dying to do that for so long.
Oh, please don't.
What? We did it before.
We've got a big day tomorrow.
Can we just talk about this some other...
I love you, Alice.
At least, I think I do.
I thought that we had something.
Didn't we, Alice?
Some kind of chemistry,
or electricity, or whatever but...
All right, mate?
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