Starz on the Set: A Look Behind the Smurfs 3D Page #2

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- What's happening, Papa?

- What the blinking flip is that?

Oh, no!

- The vision!

- Come on, guys!

- Pull him up!

- Hurry!

- Don't let go!

- Help!

Help!

Look out for the hole!

No, it's more of a vortex. Of a portal.

Smurf up! It's a hole.

Hold on!

Oh, no!

Looks like you got

the short end of the stick, eh, Papa?

Now you belong to me!

Not this time, Gargamel!

What's wrong with you?

That was great! Let's have another go.

Are you smurf ed? We almost died in there!

We're not even wet.

What part of the enchanted forest is this?

My calculations indicate...

That's slimy.

I don't think we're in Smurf village any more.

Oh, my.

- Smurfs? You may Want to take a look at this.

- What is it?

Why are we listening to him?

He just got us sucked through a giant hole.

It's not a hole, it's a vortex.

And can't we just go around the rock?

Oh, my smurf.

Where the smurf are we?

Up the smurfing creek without a paddle,

that's where.

Well, at least they're not coming after us.

Oh, yeah. Really?

- Oh, dear.

- Azrael!

- Run!

- Not again!

Azrael? Are you dead?

Must have Smurfs!

- We'll circle back when it's safe!

- Run!

- Guys, come on!

- Go!

- Coming through!

- I'm getting hungry!

Hey, how are you? Yeah, nice to see you.

Enjoy the party.

Hey, can we get

the photographer over there?

There's big arrivals happening.

Thanks. Welcome.

Hey, ladies, looking good.

A couple quick, quick tips.

If you could not stand

directly in front of the display,

but over to the sides,

it'd be a bit more visible. Hey, look, product.

Also, don't forget to smile.

Remember, you're working for

a cosmetics company. That's it.

- Smile, relax, everyone will have a good time.

- Let's go!

- Thanks. Thank you so much.

- Hurry!

Hello, Henri.

On top of everything

with the campaign, Patrick?

Well, as much as I can be.

We certainly did our homework.

We tested the results.

Patrick!

- She's pointing at me.

- That can't be good.

Odile, it looks fantastic for

Thursday's launch.

It's gonna be quite the gala.

There he is.

My new vice president of marketing.

- So, wait, you fired Ralph?

- His campaign was rubbish.

He gave me what I asked for, not what I want.

Can you give me what I want?

Is that what you're asking for?

How would I know what I'm asking for

when I don't even know what I want?

Well said, Odile. Well said.

That's why you need me.

Exacto! I need you to create

a new campaign for Jouvenel.

All digital, of course,

so it can be ready on time for the launch.

Odile, that's two days.

S mi corazn, and it mustn't be delayed.

Is that going to be a problem?

No. No, I mean for a whole new campaign,

it's kind of tight.

But... No, two days is perfect.

God only needed six days

for the whole world, right?

Fail me, and maybe you can

go and work for him.

Where are we, Azrael?

What manner of freakish realm is this?

Okay, one more box of research.

Hey, would you get a cab for me, please?

Yes, yes, of course.

This day just keeps getting better and better.

So we're just gonna jump in the portal,

get back to our village

and everybody's happy, right?

Yeah, guys. Let's stay smurftimistic.

You know what?

I choose to be pessismurfstic.

We're all gonna die.

Papa Smurf, how do we get home

with the portal closed?

I'm sure when the blue moon rises tonight,

the portal will open again.

Now, let's take shelter till dark.

All right, let's get smurfing.

Okay, but I'm not happy.

- Azrael!

- Run, Smurfs!

- Take that!

- Guys, come on!

- Quick, to the tree!

- Let's go!

- Smurfette!

- My hair! Get back, cat!

Way to go, Smurfette!

- Oh, no!

- Take one for the team, Clumsy!

- Help!

- Clumsy, look out!

Smurf!

- Clumsy!

- Oh, no!

Hey.

- Clumsy!

- What a numptie.

- Quickly, to the mechanical wagon.

- Up the tree, Smurfs.

Why don't we just go around the tree?

There you are. By all means,

relax here in the fresh air and the sunshine

while my missing Smurfs could be anywhere.

What? Where?

Come on! Try and stay with me, Smurfs.

- I'm getting too old for this.

- Slow down!

Be careful, Brainy.

Hey. Hey!

Seventh Street, from First and A, please.

- Come on, Smurfs!

- I don't like these heights.

- Don't look down.

- Come back here, wretched Smurfs!

- Hurry!

- We're way up here!

A jump from this height

will Knock the blue out of us!

- My hip.

- Papa!

- Gargamel!

- Oh, dear.

- Stop that carriage!

- Let's go! Let's go!

- Wait, wait. I forgot my phone.

- Come back! Stop there!

Stop that carriage!

Never mind. Here it is.

Knock yourself out, Gargamel!

You've had that coming for about 30 years!

Smurfs!

Oh, wow.

Castles and palaces everywhere!

- And green goblins!

- And red trolls.

And look at the giant princess!

This village is amazing, Papa.

Yes, and likely very dangerous.

Until we rescue Clumsy and get back home,

I need you all to stay close

and do exactly as I say.

- Smurf's honor.

- If you say so.

You can count on us, Papa.

They can see us! Camouflage.

Blend in.

Well, I guess this is our stop. Let's go.

We get to climb another tree.

Watch out, watch out.

Hang on, everybody. Hang on!

- Brainy.

- That's it.

- Thanks a lot. Have a good night.

- I hope Clumsy can breathe in that box.

How are we supposed to

find Clumsy in there?

- I could attempt to smurf the probability...

- Brainy!

- We'll look through every window.

- I don't do windows.

- Now, let's get smurfing.

- You heard him. Come on.

- Every window?

- Piece of cake.

- Grace?

- Hello?

Guess what? Guess what, guess what?

Okay. They invented a zero-calorie pizza.

- No, but that's a good idea.

- Yes. They found...

Baby kicked.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Please say hello.

- Please.

- Hello, little Sea-Monkey.

This is the sound of my voice.

Hello, son or daughter. Hello.

Hello.

That is not the sound of your voice.

That is the voice of a robot.

Our child is gonna be attached to the toaster.

Or the new VP of marketing.

No. No! Oh, my goodness! Oh, my gosh!

- It's...

- It's provisional.

If I wow Cruella de Odile,

then I'll keep the job.

If not, then my head'll be on a pike

next to the last guy.

Well, wow you will! You wowed me.

But I have two days.

- Yikes.

- I know.

What if I don't get them done in time?

Oh, HO, you can't come to the ultrasound.

Unless...

Wait, the backup ads we have

did fine in focus groups.

I could retool those.

I'd have to work around the clock.

Azrael, we've come so far,

yet ever am I haunted by

the same familiar riddle.

How to find the Smurfs?

If only I...

I'm sorry, is my thinking

interrupting your vile hacking?

If only I had something of theirs.

A drop of spittle. A fingernail.

Some hair, even.

Then I could make some Smurf magic.

Very nice. Are you done now?

I don't want to look at it.

What? What?

Is that... No. No, it can't be.

It is.

The tawny locks of Smurfette.

Sweet follicular ambrosia!

Silky strands of joy.

Mixed with a fair amount of cat vomit.

Yes. Yes, I am a genius!

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