Starz on the Set: A Look Behind the Smurfs 3D Page #3

---

With my skills, even this small trifle

of smurfiness

will yield me just enough power

to catch them all!

I must find a laboratory with which to tease

the magic from these precious little strands.

Yes. It's a bit small,

but this should do nicely!

It's even got its own cauldron.

What died in here?

Open. Open. Open. Open. Open!

Somebody's been working a dark

and terrible magic in there.

What is that?

On, baby.

Daddy is home.

Come on.

Papa, I'm familiar with 613 shades of blue,

- and that moon is not one of them.

- Papa?

Stay calm, everyone.

If the portal opened once, it can open again.

How are we gonna open a magical portal

when we can't even find Clumsy?

Hey, I think I see something up there.

Oh, no.

Clumsy? Is that you?

Hello.

Help! Help!

Oh, smurf.

Hey.

"Berry Boom."

Patrick!

Elway. Elway.

I'm sure this is the box.

When I get my hands on him...

- Someone's coming!

- Smurfs!

What is it?

No, no!

No, no, no, no. Come on, come on, come on.

Please, please.

Elway.

Elway. Did you do that?

- Come on, put a little smurf into it.

- Hang on, Clumsy.

- I got this side.

- All together now.

- Crikey.

- Oh, dear.

- Now what, lads?

- What happened to Clumsy?

- I bet they ate him. Let's go home.

- Hide.

GO! Pull the lid!

Gross.

This is so...

- That's Clumsy!

- Charge, Smurfs! Charge!

- Out of the way, big guy.

- Clumsy, we're coming!

Excuse me. Pardon me.

- This is for Clumsy!

- Wait for me!

- Oh, God!

- Please don't hurt me!

- Please, I just want to go home!

- Are you...

Did you just talk?

I'm not saying till you put down

the giant spiky thing.

- Clumsy!

- Clumsy, where are you?

- Make yourself known!

- Smurf us a sign!

- Come out, Clumsy!

- Smurf out, smurf out, wherever you are.

- Are you there?

- Come to my voice, laddie!

- Where are you?

- Can you hear us?

- Get out of here!

- Look out!

- Too much aggression!

- Go back to the sewers!

Kiss my smurf!

You all find clumsy! The giant is mine!

- Over here!

- Get him!

Have you had enough? Tap out?

Okay, so you're like... You're blue, and...

- Oh, gosh, are you okay?

- Quickly!

- This way! This way!

- Follow me, Smurfs!

- Clumsy! Where are you?

- Look out!

Other way! Other way!

- Run, Smurfs!

- Come on!

Run!

Elway!

- Smurf for your lives!

- Clumsy, where the smurf are you?

- Stinky breath.

- Spread out!

Grace! Run!

Stop bleating like a sheep

and let me hog-tie you, you wriggly numptie.

Grace, we're being attacked!

Do not be fooled by their cuteness!

It's okay, it's okay.

They're friendly.

You're lucky your lassie stepped in.

I was about to make haggis

with your innards.

This is it. This is it, Azrael!

Smurfette's hair goes in here,

flows through the Smurf essence extractor,

and finally, I have my Smurfilator!

It's the pice de rsistance. The crme de la...

Would you care for a mint when you're done?

Yes, yes, yes!

With this precious elixir,

my sorcerous spell shall be powerful

beyond all measurable measurement.

This one tiny drop will give me

the power to capture them all.

This is great!

La la la la la la

Smurf the whole day long

Next time you're feeling blue

Just let a smile begin

Happy things will come to you

So Smurf yourself a grin

It's so obvious

that what you're doing is wrong.

Oh, really? After you.

How crazy is this?

There are little blue people

singing in our kitchen!

So you're sticking with your

"this is actually happening" theory?

Sorry.

Okay. It says here Smurfs are

mythical creatures from Belgium,

- also known as Schtroumpfs...

- Yeah.

Documented by Peyo.

Also says that they bring good luck.

Like leprechauns to the Irish.

It says they're mythical, Grace.

- I'm so sorry, Master Winslow.

- That was great.

Well, they look pretty real to me.

Come on.

- Excuse me.

- Okay, to review.

You guys come from a magic forest

where you live in oversized mushrooms.

- Yes.

- You're being chased by an evil wizard.

- Yeah.

- And you're trapped in New York

- until there's a blue moon...

- Very good.

And you like to use the

extremely imprecise term "smurf"

- for just about everything.

- Smurfxactly.

And you're all

named after your personalities?

Do you get your names when you're born,

or after you've exhibited certain traits?

- Yeah.

- Yep.

Yeah, whatever.

Master Winslow, there must be

something about the blue moon

on your magic window machine.

Just what is this magic searching device?

Right now, I'm using Google.

- Google.

- Google.

Okay. "Blue moon.

A full moon that occurs twice in one month.

"A figurative construct..."

- Much like yourselves.

- Hey!

"But the moon itself

doesn't appear to be blue."

- What?

- Not blue?

- Perfect!

- Now we'll never get home!

No cause for alarm, my little Smurfs.

If we're to open the portal home,

I'll just have to smurf us a potion

to invoke the blue moon.

You hear that, honey?

They're only staying till

an actual blue moon rises.

Which could happen if the little blue

Santa man makes a magic potion,

which, at this point,

seems completely plausible.

- Want a bite?

- No, thank you.

Of course, the stars will

need to be perfectly aligned.

And when that might be is hard to determine

without the proper instrument.

Master Winslow,

might I borrow your stargazer?

My what-whatzer?

He doesn't have a Stargazer. Do you?

- This is all my fault.

- We're all gonna die.

- We're all gonna die!

- Smurf out of it, scaredy-brains!

- One Panicky Smurf is enough!

- Hey!

Besides, Papa had a vision,

and everything turns out smurf y.

Right, Papa?

Yes, yes. It all turns out just fine.

We must find this Smurf thief.

Stop your complaining.

If I were a Smurf, where would I go?

You there, you there. Fancy pants.

Have you seen any little blue men?

- Absolutely. What price are we talking about?

- You're selling them?

- Have you looked in the drawer, sweetie?

- Wait, what drawer?

- In the kitchen, Lilly.

- Who is this Lilly?

Are you kidding?

She's the hottest girl in my department.

Please, please. Please, young woodsman.

What does the temperature of this Lilly

have to do with the finding of Smurfs?

- Take your meds, man.

- What?

Is everyone in this realm completely insane?

Thank the gods, a local wizard. Excellent.

Pardon me, wise sir?

By any chance, have you seen

any little blue men?

They're everywhere!

I knew it. I knew it!

I told you we were close, Azrael.

I know.

Now, just take one, everybody.

We have to make sure our smurf berries last.

Great. We're gonna be here how long?

Not long. First, we have to get a Stargazer.

Next, find a book of spells

and then smurf a portal

and we're home.

Very simple, my little Smurfs.

Bye, Elway.

Someone looks smurfalish!

- Why you wearing a leash?

- It's a tie.

- Does it keep your neck warm?

- No.

Clearly, it functions as an aid in his craft,

like a blacksmith's apron.

I wear it because it's what

everyone wears at work.

What are you, you pasty giant?

Rate this script:3.5 / 2 votes