Starz on the Set: A Look Behind the Smurfs 3D Page #4

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I try to get people to buy things

by analyzing market trend predictions.

Predictions! He's a fortune teller.

Look, I would love to explain

but I am super late. I gotta go.

- I really don't have time for this.

- What?

You had one outfit on,

and now you're wearing something

completely different.

- Yeah. It...

- Now, Smurfette,

she probably got the other one dirty.

- Let's not embarrass her.

- Sorry.

Thanks for letting us stay in your mushroom,

Miss Grace.

- It's really nice.

- Well, thank you. I'm glad you like it.

I like our little mushroom, too. But you know,

somebody wants a bigger mushroom.

But, then you'd be further apart.

You said it, sister. Okay, I've gotta go.

I've got an appointment.

I've got a baby on the way, so...

Wait, wait. We can't just

leave them here alone, without an adult.

I'm 546 years old.

Of course you are.

- They'll be fine. They'll be fine.

- All right.

- Love you.

- Okay.

- Bye. Bye.

- Bye, Grace! Goodbye.

By the way, I wouldn't go anywhere

if I were you.

Why not?

Our world doesn't do well

with visitors from other places.

I mean, look what happened to E.T.

It's a movie. A moving picture.

Book. Just stay, okay?

Great. He's gone

and we still don't have a Stargazer.

Wait a smurf. If he's a fortune teller,

he reads stars all the time.

Ergo, it's at his place of business.

Excellent work, Brainy.

What are we waiting for? Let's ride.

- Yeah, come on, guys.

- Hey, stop it.

- Come on, Smurfs!

- Let's go get that Stargazer.

- Surprise, surprise.

- Oh, no.

Clumsy, I think it might be best

if you stay here. You know?

Smurf an eye on the mushroom.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

- This way, Smurfs!

- Let's follow Mr. Winslow.

Well, I can smurf an eye on the mushroom.

Smurf away!

- Let's smurf this joint.

- Is he down there?

- Taxi!

- Can you see him?

Look, he's getting into

the mechanical wagon.

- Oh, no.

- Clearly that distance is too great...

- Off you go!

- No! Gutsy!

Come on, Smurfs! Smurfabunga!

Goodbye, blue world.

Use your hat, you ninny!

Couldn't we just have taken the stairs?

- There we go.

- Not funny, Gutsy.

- It was a little funny.

- Smurfs.

We're stopping. Hold on tight.

Not to me, Grouchy.

Oh, did I do that? Sorry.

- Keep the change.

- Thanks, man.

Master Winslow, we really need your help.

- Hey.

- Right here.

What are you doing here?

What part of "we need a Stargazer"

don't you understand, you numptie?

- You can't be out in public.

- Who are you talking to?

If we could just have a quick look around

in your predicting parlor...

- We really wanna go home.

- Come on, man, I gotta go.

- Fine. Just come here, come here.

- Please, please.

All of you. Trust me.

Careful. Hey, watch the smurf berries.

I'm not going... Hey!

- Be quiet.

- It's dark in here.

All right, who smurfed?

Hey! Get your hand out of my kilt.

- That's not my hand.

- Hey, ticklish.

- Morning. Morning.

- Good morning, Mr. Winslow.

- Congratulations on your promotion.

- Thank you.

I hope you guys like desk drawers,

because that's where...

- You're late.

- Odile!

You were in my office.

It's my building,

and we have much work to do.

The launch for Jouvenel is tomorrow night.

Is your concept ready?

Close. I had a crazy morning.

What are you doing?

Nothing. I'm excited.

I'm excited about all the concept ideas.

And hungry. Sorry. Hungry for its success.

Nervous energy.

Nervous energy's what's going on up in here.

- I like it.

- Yep.

- The fear of failure is a fabulous motivator.

- True that.

Hey! Stop it.

- Henri.

- Make it work.

You have no idea.

- What is this?

- Why did I get the armpit?

- Stop pushing me.

- Go easy on the cologne tomorrow.

Are you crazy?

- You're gonna get me fired.

- My hair!

I couldn't even breathe in there.

It smelled like the business end of a sheep.

- I don't see a Stargazer.

- How you doing?

I'm sorry, Master Winslow,

but we badly need to borrow your Stargazer.

I don't have a Stargazer, okay?

It's not something people of this century

just have, especially here.

- Not happy.

- Now if you'll excuse me, I have to work.

Well, perhaps we could sing

to help things along.

And then we'll get the stargazer.

Come along, Smurfs.

La la la la la la

Sing a happy song

La la la la la la

Smurf the whole day long

Stop.

La la la la la la

Stop!

Sing a happy song

Come on. None of you find that song

just the tiniest bit annoying?

I find it annoying.

Well, what do you sing at work?

- I don't sing at work.

- What?

- And you have to wear a leash.

- Harsh.

I know. How about if we hum?

Please stop humming.

I need to hone my message here.

I've got a message.

"Always chew with your mouth closed."

Papa taught us that.

That's good. You should use that.

Or, "Dance and be happy."

How about, "Grab life by the grapes"?

- "Turn that frown upside down."

- "Always bet on blue."

- "Have a smurf y day."

- "I kissed a Smurf and I liked it"?

It's an embarrassment of riches.

They're giving you gold here.

- Thank you.

- Master Winslow,

you'll know it's the right message

if it comes from the heart.

- Right, Smurfs?

- Yeah.

- You said it.

- Absolutely.

- Of course.

- Welcome to my world.

I love emerging dramatically

through the smoke.

It makes... It makes me feel

so deliciously mysterious.

Also, it gives the skin a wonderful glow.

What?

Where? Where?

What?

Curses! So close.

What?

Theirs is upside-down.

Idiots. They painted it wrong. Come, Azrael.

- Hi.

- Hello.

What are you doing?

Just greening things up a bit.

That's so sweet. That's very sweet but,

you know, I'm not so sure

this stuffs gonna grow out here.

We'll see. Smurfs have a very blue thumb.

So where is everybody else?

They went to get a Stargazer

so Papa can smurf a blue moon

to get us home.

And they went without you?

Yeah. I mean, who knows why?

- Hey!

- Sorry!

Why don't we come inside?

- Smurfs, where are you?

- Make sure to demonstrate that

this new anti-aging cream can make

any woman look beautiful, young, vibrant.

It's almost magical.

Astonishing, really.

I see no transformation.

- Your potion has no power.

- Excuse me?

Well, she's still an eye-offending dogfish,

if you ask me.

- Sir!

- This is my mother who you're speaking of.

I'm so sorry. I didn't realize.

How sad for you in 30 years.

Henri, escort this lunatic out.

- "Lunatic"?

- Security!

I am the great and powerful Gargamel!

"Lunatic." Could a lunatic do this?

Alakazootiful!

How did you do that?

Yes, and seriously, me next.

So sorry, but lunatics and great wizards

never reveal their secrets.

Come, Azrael! Now, where are my Smurfs?

No, no, no, no, no. Don't go.

- I need to know what you just did.

- Not telling.

Please, seor Can you do that again?

You may attempt to persuade me.

What is it that you desire?

Riches?

Fame?

Fortune?

With my help,

the whole world

will know the name that is Garbagesmell.

Gargamel.

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