Starz on the Set: A Look Behind the Smurfs 3D Page #5

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Yes. With my help, the whole world

will know the genius that is Gargamel.

L.m

I'm sorry. Did you just say "genius"?

So, even though

I'm what you might call accident-prone,

on the bright side, I did

land us all here in your little mushroom,

and we got to meet you and Patrick.

You're so sweet. And I know how you feel.

I'm so clumsy, too.

Well, I used to be.

- Really?

- Yeah.

So how long did it take you to...

Gosh.

Un-fumble your feet?

Well, about as long as it takes to realize

that nobody's just one thing.

You can be anything you wanna be.

- "Hero Smurf."

- Yeah.

Probably not.

- Hey, Brainy, help me figure this out.

- Let me show you.

First, you put your...

Works every time.

La la la la la la

Sing a happy song

This is a fascinating wind machine

you have here.

- Hi, Patrick.

- Grace, help. Help!

They are everywhere

and they won't stop singing.

I cannot get a thing done.

Please come and get these guys.

Seor Gargamel, I'll be frank.

Clinique, Lancme, MAC. They will kill

to get what you have in that ring.

Not if we Kill them first.

Let's see, we're going to need some knights,

preferably in shining armor,

some bowmen, poison arrows.

I like the way you think.

And some spikes to mount their heads on.

Well, it is all about the presentation.

And, of course, all of our testing

would be animal cruelty-free?

What, they pay extra for the animal cruelty?

Is that it?

Get out of here.

You have a wicked sense of humor.

- We like that, don't we?

- Hey, out of here!

Henri?

I said, get out of here.

Seor Gargamel,

now you must assure me, darling,

that you can recreate whatever it was

that you did to my mother,

but on a massive scale.

Do that, and the world will worship you.

- Did you hear that, Azrael?

- Yeah.

"Worship." Oh, it rolls off the tongue

like flesh from a... Not pilgrim...

Heretic. Yes, thank you.

Thank the gods, a chamber pot.

This swill that you call Dom Prignon

has gone straight to my nether regions.

Here, toss this out the window, yeah?

Today, please.

Now, to the matter at hand.

So do we have a deal, seor?

Not quite, my sweet maiden.

You see, first I must have my Smurfs.

You guys just have to understand that

Patrick's under a lot of pressure right now.

So if you could just lay low for a little bit...

You have my word of honor, Miss Grace.

My Smurfs will not move from this bag.

- Okay, good.

- Stargazer!

- What?

- Stargazer! Let's go!

- Everybody out! Come on!

- No, no, no!

- Guys, let's go!

- No, no, no, no, no!

- Full Smurf ahead.

- No, wait, wait!

Hit the deck!

Hey, I'm walking here! I'm walking!

- Save me!

- Hey, look out, Brainy.

Can't everyone just slow down

- and enjoy life?

- Get off me. Get off!

Wait for it.

I gotta get me one of those.

Oh, my gosh!

- Hey, lady! Hey!

- Wait, wait. Hold on!

When we get inside, spread out

and find that Stargazer.

Come on, Smurfs!

- Hey.

- Patrick, the Smurfs have gone AWOL.

Grace, are you running?

No, no, I'm totally fine,

but they need your help!

Patrick, I'm afraid they're gonna

get themselves killed!

Sweetie, they're fine.

They can send us a tiny thank-you note

when they get back to shroom town.

Right after they invent paper.

Patrick, they need you.

- Honey...

- Patrick, I need you.

Oh, my gosh, please hurry!

All right. Where are you?

The man is a lunatic. It's not going to work.

I don't know, he needs Smoops.

- "Smurfs."

- Smarps.

No, no, "Smurfs." "Smurfs" with an...

Sorry. I'm so sorry.

You call that groveling, you fool?

Every village has an idiot. What?

You're right. That's him!

Stop! Stop! Smurf thief!

Smurf thief!

Come on, guys, the dolls are here!

Stargazer, Stargazer, Stargazer.

Stargazer, Stargazer, Stargazer, Stargazer...

So that's where all the unicorns went.

I'm not afraid to go off on my own,

I thought you might like the company.

Fine. Then hang on.

A Smurf cannon! The only way to fly.

Perfect.

Time to catch some air! Smurfabunga!

That'll put some air up your skirt!

Gotta be a Stargazer up here somewhere.

Predator!

Smurf droppings.

These are disgustingly tasty.

Hello.

Oh, creepy.

I hope they weren't looking

for a stargazer, too.

Stargazers, stargazers...

Dresses!

You mean I can have

more than one kind of dress?

What?

Papa, I'm telling you,

we're never gonna find those...

- Stargazers.

- They're dangerously high.

You're right.

We're gonna need something tall.

- Don't you think someone will notice us?

- Just act natural.

- I'm a bear.

- Brainy!

I'm coming. I'm coming, I'm coming, guys.

Hold still, stairs!

Look at the stair-climbing toy!

- Hey.

- What is that?

- Let me see it.

- Careful.

- I want one, too, Mommy!

- Let me see.

I'm just tired of the whole dating game.

Just say who you are

and be who you say, right?

I can't seem to get it to scan.

My son wants one of those

blue animatronic things.

Can you help me out here?

Do they come in pink?

- My daughter wants pink.

- I'm sorry.

What aisle did you find this on?

- I'll take the floor model.

- I was here first.

- There's a line.

- Can I interest you in a Coldy Holdy Ice Bat?

What? Ice Bat?

It comes in pink.

Smurf thief! Stop!

Do I use my grouchiness as a wall

because I'm afraid to be vulnerable?

You bet.

Smurf!

But I've got feelings.

No. No, I can't be out already!

What was I thinking?

Wasting my only drop of Smurf essence

on that old hag?

It's a big problem, sir.

We don't seem to have it in stock.

Hey! Keep your smurfs to yourselves!

- Don't you people have any boundaries?

- Grab it!

I'm not a toy!

- Where is she?

- Where'd she go?

- There she is!

- There she is!

Hey, this dress is mine!

- Smurfette!

- Wait, I'm shopping.

- Let's shop later.

- Go! Come on!

- Patrick! Patrick, help!

- Clumsy, come here!

A giant's after me! She's huge!

Hey, that's mine!

Sorry, little girl, this one's not for...

- Mommy!

- Really?

Don't ever forget that one magical moment

our two worlds met.

And I wasn't grouchy, I wasn't.

Can you just say one thing, please?

I'm dying here.

Hey!

That's one!

Technically, when loading cargo

onto the head of a bear,

- one should distribute the weight...

- Brainy, just pull.

Ahoy, mateys! What are ya waiting for?

We're drawin' a crowd.

- Show-off.

- Oh, dear. They think we're toys.

Hold onto your knickers, boys,

it's about to get grisly.

- Don't let me fall!

- Just hang onto that stargazer, you two!

- Hey! Come on, Smurfs!

- They're getting away!

Let's go, go, go!

I'll have you at ramming speed in no time.

- Hold on!

- I think we lost them.

- Again with the head.

- Oh, dear.

- Out of the way or I'll caber toss ya!

- Where did you learn how to drive?

- You think you can do better?

- Yes, I do believe I can do better.

Two more!

- Brainy! Gutsy!

- Papa!

Grace, that's Gargamel!

- Oh, you again! Get your paws off me!

- No, no, no, no.

Bad kitty!

Oh, I hate that Cat!

Gargamel.

Smurfette.

More lovely than ever.

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