Starz on the Set: A Look Behind the Smurfs 3D Page #6

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Oh, Gargamel,

I guess you've outsmarted us again.

Or not!

Azrael. Azrael, what are you doing?

Get out of my suckamajig!

- Get out!

- Let me help you with that.

Oh, thank you, kind... You! You...

Yahoo!

- Patrick.

- Hey.

- Impressive.

- Thanks.

- I'll get the Stargazer.

- I'll get the Smurfs.

That's him! He took it right off my back!

Leaf-blower thief!

Please stand up, sir.

You're going downtown.

- Do not resist. Do not resist!

- Unhand me. Unhand me, you heathens!

Or suffer the wrath

of the great and powerful...

Let me... Let me see here...

How can you be the only girl in the village?

Well, see, I wasn't brought

by a stork like the others.

I was created by Gargamel

to trap the other Smurfs.

Wow. And then what happened?

Papa saved me.

He cast a special spell and then helped me

become the Smurf I was meant to be.

No. Play it safe.

"Odile, pending your approval,

it's ready to go to the billboard agency."

Well, here goes nothing.

- Papa should be done by now.

- Yeah. Enough with the suspense.

- I wanna go home.

- Me, too.

Now that that wily wizard's got our scent,

it's a whole new wager.

Without that blue moon,

our giblets are gravy.

Well, it's off.

Time to either celebrate

or file for unemployment.

Hey, what's wrong?

- I'm sure we'll be fine.

- Oh. It's okay.

- That one's hypersmurfilating.

- Yeah, tell me about it.

- It's all this waitin' that's killin' us.

- Yeah.

I know the feeling.

Better yet...

I know the cure.

You just match the colors with the buttons.

You try.

Hey! Go, Grouchy!

- You're good!

- Nice one!

Hey, look at me, guys! I'm shredding!

Walk this way...

You sing.

Talk this way

Just give me a kiss

It's a rock face.

- It's Gene Simmons. He's a...

- Huh?

Never mind.

- Like this

- Like this

Smurfette sweetie is a classy kind of sassy

Little skirts climbing way up her knee

Not another single girl

in the whole smurf in' world

And I can't believe

she's lookin' at me

- it's a complete

- Surrender

- To the power of her

- Gender

So I close my eyes and make a wish

- I just want to

- Savor

- All her smurf berry

- Flavor

So I smurf ed her just a little kiss

Like this

- Check out Clumsy.

- Whoa, Clumsy.

- You found your niche.

- Yeah!

Clumsy, holdin' it down. Look at him go!

- Come on, Gutsy!

- Here we go!

Yay, Gutsy! Get down with your bad smurf!

- Go, Gutsy!

- That's right.

- Careful.

- Get your smurf on!

- Gutsy!

- Nice!

- Yeah!

- Thank you.

That was rare.

Hey, guys. How do you like my new dress?

Whoa! Is there a draught in here?

Oh, okay, that's not what I had in mind.

Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

Sorry, boys.

Yeah, that cools the giblets.

Nothin' like a cool breeze

through my Enchanted Forest.

- It's approved.

- What?

- She approved it. She approved the ad!

- She loved it?

Well, she said "approved,"

so coming from her, that's love.

Oh, my goodness!

- Patrick, yeah!

- You owned it!

Oh, my goodness! Yay, Patrick!

Yeah.

No jumping, no jumping, no jumping.

No jumping, no jumping. Okay.

- Should I send it? I'm not going to.

- Yes! Do it!

- Do it this minute.

- I will do it. All right.

Do it, do it.

Go, go, go!

Tomorrow this'll be on every billboard

in New York City.

It's a go, laddie boy!

- Well done, Master Winslow.

- Oh! Hey, guys, Papa's back.

- Papa, are your calculations done?

- Yeah!

I'm nearly out of smurf berries.

It's proving more difficult than I'd hoped.

But we are going home, right?

Of course. Just not tonight.

Now, off to bed.

I was hoping I'd be sleeping

in my mushroom tonight.

I miss the other Smurfs.

Me, too.

I've never spent the night away

from home before.

Well, there was last night.

But who could sleep?

Hush. Hush now, Smurfs.

Everything's going to be just fine.

Papa?

Do you really believe we're ever gonna

get home to the other Smurfs?

Don't worry.

We'll be reunited with the others

soon enough.

If only the stars would align.

You know who I miss?

Chef Smurf. Hefty Smurf.

- Hey, Jokey Smurf.

- G reedy. Narrator.

- Painter. Baker.

- Harmony.

Oh, I miss Complimentary Smurf.

He always has such nice things to say.

I'll tell you who I don't miss,

Passive-Aggressive Smurf.

- Aye.

- Yeah.

He's always so nice,

but when he leaves you feel bad.

Ah, another wretched Smurf less night.

Oh, hello, little moth.

Perhaps with your help

I'll find a way to get them back.

Oh, you and I are kindred spirits, little one.

Both of us meant to soar.

Go now, and bring back an army

of mighty eagles to free me.

Fly, tiny eagle.

Fly and bring back your brethren.

Fly! Fly!

Fly!

Okay. Let's see here.

Hey.

I'm guessing you have

a long night ahead of you.

- You guys drink coffee?

- Is a Smurf's butt blue?

So tell me, that weird guy

in the ratty bathrobe at the toy store?

- Gargamel?

- He's not really a wizard, is he?

Not the smartest of sorcerers,

but dangerous just the same.

Thank you.

Back home, I could hold him at bay

with a spell or two.

But here, without my books and potions...

Well, today we got lucky.

But next time, who knows?

Well, what are you gonna do?

I'll do anything and everything I can do

to get my Smurfs home.

I won't ever give up. They're my family.

And you never give up on family.

Doesn't it freak you out sometimes

having all those little guys

depending on you?

I mean, what if you screw up?

How'd you know when you were ready?

Here. Come sit on Papa's lap.

Yeah, right. Scratch that.

- Probably not the best idea.

- Yeah, yeah.

Let me ask you something.

Why did you come for us today

when your Grace called?

She needed me. I could hear it in her voice.

Well, that's what being a papa is.

When it comes time, you just do.

And knowing what to do

doesn't come from up here.

It comes from here, where it matters most.

My spleen?

No, your heart.

I'm trying to have a moment here,

you whippersnapper.

- You're a good papa, Papa.

- And you'll be a good one, too.

Come on, what you doing, man?

Get that weight off there.

Come on, baby, stop playing.

Come on, you silly moth.

Where are my eagles?

You know what happens to people

who sit on my bench?

Be gone with you, behemoth,

for I have instructed a moth

to summon forth a gaggle of noble eagles

to free me from this confine.

- Get up, Grandpa!

- Hey.

You see? You see?

The dungeon isn't built that can hold

the likes of Gargamel.

Behold my glorious army of... Flies?

- Flies? I Said "to fly." "Fly."

- What is this?

Not "flies," you light-loving moron.

All right, up, up, up, bother it all.

Up! Up, you inglorious devils!

So long, scallywags!

Well, don't do it again.

Go around it, go around!

- Oh, that's nasty.

- Go around it. Stupid flies.

Wait, take me with you!

Wait! Wait!

To my castle for more essence!

Here they come, here they come.

- Pretty smurf y, if I do say so myself.

- Yeah.

Come on, Elway, right over here.

Good boy. Thank you very much.

- Oh, my goodness.

- Here we go.

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