Starz on the Set: A Look Behind the Smurfs 3D Page #7

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- There we are.

- Clumsy.

- Blue thumbs.

- This is unbelievable.

I think there's too much pink.

Just because your name is Grouchy

doesn't mean you always have to be grouchy.

Yeah, it does.

- Smurfette.

- Hi.

- High five. High four.

- High four.

Great news! The stars have revealed

a perfect time to smurf the blue moon.

- We're going home! Yay!

- I knew you'd do it, Papa!

- All right!

- Smurftastic!

I never doubted it for a second.

It has to be done tonight,

between first star and high moon.

That's our only chance.

But we'll need a magic spell

that works in this realm

to open the portal home.

- Master Winslow, a question, please.

- Yeah, shoot.

Is there a place that sells spells?

No.

- Is there a place that proffers potions?

- Yeah, no.

How about old books?

Wait, there's an antique book shop

right near where I work.

- Yes. Dr. Wong's. Yeah.

- Dr. Wong's something.

- Perfect. That'll do.

- Oh, hear that, boys? We're almost home.

- Yeah!

- I love being almost home.

Hey! Smurf hug!

Oh, I love you guys!

Bring it in, big fella.

- I wouldn't...

- Come on, we know you want to.

- Yes.

- Yeah, come on, Patrick.

- If I can do it, you can do it.

- Go on, big fella.

- Here he comes!

- Smurf hug!

- We're goin' home!

- Hey there.

Hey, get up here.

- That's it, laddie. Nice one.

- What's that?

Yeah. All of ya. All of ya!

Oh, look!

We don't have to make a blue moon.

We've already got one.

- Really?

- What?

- Look, guys, right over there.

- No, it isn't.

It is. Smurfette's right.

Look at the blue moon.

That's the wrong ad.

What happened to my office?

We fixed it for the baby. Another smurf hug!

No. No, no, no. This isn't happening.

This isn't happening.

Someone sent this

to the ad agency last night.

- Who messed with my computer?

- I dunno.

- None of my Smurfs would...

- Wasn't me.

I Gargamel!, sorta, tripped.

Yeah, well, you Gargamel!, sorta,

just got me fired.

You sent the wrong file.

- Patrick, it was just an accident.

- What am I supposed to do, Grace?

You said that they would bring good luck.

This is anything but good.

I never should've let this happen.

I should've said no.

I never wanted a house

full of little people running around!

Blue. Little blue...

Okay...

Patrick.

What are you doing?

Going to try to save my job.

We never intended to be a burden,

Master Winslow.

I'm smurfilly sorry about what I...

Stop saying "smurf" for everything.

What does that even mean? Smurf!

Smurfitty-smurf-smurf-smurf!

There's no call

for that kind of language, laddie.

See?

Okay, Patrick, wait.

- Hey, hey!

- Will you...

- Wait, Patrick.

- Maybe I can try to fix it.

Just stop and listen to me

for a second, please.

- What?

- Look, I'm really sorry about your job, okay?

And I hope that you can straighten that out.

But you are so not seeing

the big picture here.

I mean, look around.

Look what's happening right now.

Of all the people on the planet,

those magical little creatures came to us.

They chose us.

Don't you see

how absolutely amazing that is?

This is a once-in-a-lifetime thing, Patrick.

This is our blue moon.

And if you don't stop

for just a second to see that,

you're gonna miss it.

Hey, hey. Taxi!

Come on! Come on! Blast. Blast you!

There's got to be some essence

in here somewhere!

NOT DOW.

What? What?

Very, very well done, my little friend.

And to think, I almost ate you that time.

Come, Azrael. We must find this Patrick,

the rouge merchant.

He will lead us to our

elusive little blue quarry.

Don't you just have a switch or something

to shut them off?

Tomorrow? Are you kidding me?

Ron, Ron. If I don't get those ads down now,

I don't have a job tomorrow.

Smurf me.

Which way to the bookstore, Brainy?

According to the searching device,

we take the F machine

two dots past the red circle to Chinaland.

- Look out, Brainy.

- "Chinatown," birdbrain.

- Smurftito, smurftato.

- Here it is.

- Come on, everybody.

- Let's go, let's go.

- Mind the gap.

- Wait? Are we sure about this?

- What?

- Jump!

- Oh, my.

- Not happy.

Come on, Brainy

Let's poke around this great steel carriage.

- Is it safe?

- Of course it is.

That was great.

I hope we find this place soon.

I can't see out of this...

For smurf's sake.

I thought that's why we left Clumsy behind.

Oh, it smells like butter in here.

Where do you suppose

this magic bookstore could be?

- Wait a minute.

- There it is.

- It's closed.

- Figures.

We have to find a way in. Come on.

I'm gettin' too old for this.

- Brainy.

- Gutsy.

All right, everybody.

- Hey.

- Wow.

This place looks creepy to me.

It's not creepy, it's different. And I like it.

Let's just get the book

and get outta here.

You're right. This book of spells

is our ticket home.

I am but a simple wizard with a simple desire,

limitless power and world adulation.

Now why does it have to be so hard?

Pardon me. Please, wise sir.

Wise sir. Please, please.

Wherever did you hear

that ear-damning squall?

It's your little blue men.

I saw them going into the bookstore

around the corner.

You know, that song is really annoying.

Cautiously excited.

That's not it. That's not it.

Hey! Oh, no, that's not it.

Look at all these amazing books.

It's gotta be in here somewhere.

No, this isn't it.

You see anything, Smurfette?

Nothin' up here, guys. Look out below!

- I've got somethin', lads.

- Great job, Gutsy.

Oh. Nearly there.

- Well done.

- Just a minute. That's it. There we go.

Ah, yes.

"L'Histoire des Schtroumpfs.

Peyo.

- That's us.

- Yes, this is the one.

- Look at that.

- Wow.

Well, I'll be smurf ed.

The secret runes are hidden in the drawing.

You see all that in there?

Look here, at the patterns on this page.

Openous-lockicuss.

What?

You're right, Azrael.

This does have "me" written all over it.

Oh, that's just plain naughty.

All that remains now is to return

to the waterfall and invoke this spell, tonight.

- And we can go home?

- And we can go home.

- Oh, you're going home, all right.

- No.

To a little place I like to call

BellVeedaRay Castle,

where your essence shall finally be mine.

- The dragon wand.

- No!

It's...

Oh, please, please, allow me.

- It's Gargamel!

- Run, Smurfs!

- Come on, Smurfs!

- Go, go, go!

Wait for me!

- To the door!

- Smurfentine! Smurfentine!

- Hurry!

- Yes, yes, do resist, little Smurfs.

After all,

what is the hunt without the thrill!

No!

- We gotta go! Move!

- Run!

- Get goin', Smurfs!

- Faster, faster.

Let's get outta here.

Brainy, take the spell, brew the potion

and smurf the moon tonight.

It has to be tonight.

Me? Smurf the moon?

- No, no, I'm not ready.

- You have to be.

- Go. And no matter what happens...

- Papa?

- ...Do not come back for me.

- What?

- Papa, no!

- No!

- Papa!

- What are you waiting for, Gargamel?

Come to papa, Papa!

- Just go!

- Papa!

- Papa!

- No!

Keep movin', lass.

- Do as Papa said.

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