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one way or another.

So get on it, gentlemen.

You have two weeks.

- Sir. Sir. Sir.

- Oh...

We know right now.

We know exactly what we wanna build.

- We do?

- We do.

Sir, in the spirit of the Bernville Camp

for Boys' outdoor chapel...

I'm picking up a transcendental vibe

from the entire group.

And I feel more than confident in saying

we'd like to jump the tracks, if you will...

and build right here on the premises,

for posterity and future generations...

our very own drive-in movie theater.

Yes, but...

That's very interesting.

But we don't have cars here,

so what would be the point?

Okay, no cars, right. Literal crowd.

But, come on, I mean...

Well, can we give it up and let go for the

Bernville Camp for Boys movie theater?

- Come on now!

- Yeah!

Come on, who's got the spirit today,

boys? I got the spirit today!

- Can I get an "amen"?

- Amen.

- Can I get a "hallelujah"?

- Hallelujah.

That's right, boys! Give it up!

I'm talking about our very own...

nostalgia-laden, kickass...

blast from the past, customized...

glamorized, actual-sized!

Give it up, hermanos, and brothers

and Fourth Reichians! Give it up!

Give it up!

- Amen!

- Amen!

- Hallelujah!

- Hallelujah!

- Amen!

- Amen!

- Hallelujah!

- Hallelujah!

That was a terrific speech, Billy.

Terrific. Tell you what I'm gonna do.

You boys build it, and I'm gonna find us

a projection system. How about that?

- Yeah.

- Yeah!

That was...

That was really wonderful, Billy.

It was really, really inspiring.

Can I get an "amen"

one more time, brothers?

Hallelujah!

- So now what, valiente?

- What?

What you mean, "what?"

This is your damn idea, fool.

Yeah, exactly. I brought the idea.

I'm the genesis. I'm...

I'm the well from which

the idea for the theater sprung.

Beyond that, I have nothing.

I have no actual skills.

Wait, we know how.

Earl knows.

Go ahead, man. Tell him.

- Don't be putting your hands on me.

- Yeah, well, then come on, b*tch!

- Whoa, whoa! Jesus Christ.

- What's up?

It's for the movie theater, damn it.

J.T., chill.

Just bend over.

Or tilt. At least tilt.

Can I just-J'? Just a tilt.

Thank you.

Holy sh*t.

It's a pretty simple design.

My grandfather designed a bunch

of drive-ins before they shot his ass.

The Circle Drive-In in Scranton?

That's his.

- I got blown there once. Or twice.

- Yeah, right.

That's a lovely visual.

Earl, just continue.

Need about 12 sheets of

one-inch thick marine-grade plywood.

We have that already.

About four times as many

truss clamps.

About 242-by-6s.

That'd give us our base.

And about nine 2-by-4s to shore it up.

Oh, we're gonna need some

laminated acetate for the screen.

Where are we gonna get that?

Sheets. We could use sheets?

Yup. Sheets will work.

Let's go, huh?

Sheets will work. Sheets will work.

Yo, hold the board straight, bro.

Pass me that hammer.

Docent, Museum of Tolerance.

Let me help you with that.

Dentist.

- You're not holding it right.

- Head of advertising, foreign air.

That's looking good, Holmes.

- The top.

- There we go.

America's Next Top Model winner.

Yeah, man. Those 2-by-4s

are right there to the left.

Librarian.

- Duluth.

- Bring that over here.

Prison guard.

Let's get it up, guys.

Come on. Lift it up.

Lift it up.

Nice and easy.

Come on, give it a little...

A little push.

- Come on. You got this.

- There you go.

Go ahead. Lift. Get it up. Get it up.

- You got this. You got this. Yeah.

- Easy, easy.

A little more.

- Almost.

- Yeah. We got it.

- Yeah. Yeah.

- Yeah, man.

- Good job, guys. You got it up.

- That looks sexy, baby.

- What do you think, man?

- It's beautiful.

- Told you. Told you.

- I know. I didn't doubt you.

Look at this. Look at this.

- Look at this. Ha-ha-ha.

- Good job, guys.

Guy's been ducking me for two weeks.

When I see him,

I'm gonna break his face.

- Do you like him?

- He's a f***ing jerk.

Ten dollars. You got off cheap.

He's out of your life.

Eh... I'm still gonna

f***ing break his face.

It ain't Michigan and you're not 7...

but it is pretty cool, ain't it, Nate?

Yeah.

You knocked it out of the park, Billy.

I only have eyes

For you, dear

My love must be a kind of blind love

I can't see anyone but you

This movie thing was your idea?

Would that I could take sole credit.

I'm simply the humble vessel...

- Shut up.

- From which the idea sprung.

Shut up.

Genesis of the idea.

It's Tina.

My name.

It's very nice to meet you, Tina.

This is amazing.

Mr. Miracle Boy.

I don't know if it's cloudy or bright

I only have eyes

For you

I work here, Billy.

But I bet neither of us

are gonna be here forever...

odds are.

- You go to this school?

- I'm Jane.

Permission to rejoin the population.

Granted.

I just moved here.

Yeah, because

I seen you on the bus the other day.

And you're...?

Me, I'm Calogero.

Ca-who?

Calogero.

What kind of name is that?

It's Italian. But actually,

it's Sicilian. My family's from Sicily.

Sicily?

You know where Italy is?

- I've gotta see her.

- Who?

Tina.

- Who the hell's Tina?

- Nurse Simms is Tina.

- Her name is Tina?

- Yeah. Her name...

- That's kind of dirty and awesome.

- Oh, stop.

I gotta see her, man.

- Dude, you're dreaming.

- Yeah. I know.

You okay?

No. No.

- Should I get the bucket?

- No. Screw the bucket.

Oh, it's time for Screw the Bucket.

I'm your host RuPaul

on this week's edition.

Shut up, Billy. Not now, man.

Guard.

Guard!

You know, actually,

I think I'm feeling a little better.

Well, I think you look a little better.

And that is my

informed medical opinion.

I'm just a little tired though.

Then I prescribe...

sleep.

He came in with bronchitis

and an intestinal infection.

It's just getting worse.

He's a pretty sick kid, Billy.

Then why isn't he in a hospital?

Um, I've got orders.

You're a nurse.

And I'm just learning

to live by the rules.

Until my sh*t is straight,

I've gotta do what I'm told.

Gotcha.

How long have you been clean

or straight or you know?

Seven months and 18 days.

I keep waiting...

for the hunger to stop.

I keep waiting...

to be still.

I keep waiting like a good girl.

I keep waiting...

for you to say something.

Maybe you can't get really found...

until you get really lost.

No.

Please.

Sorry. That's just too weird.

I mean, I'm supposed to be a nurse.

You're supposed to be a kid.

And that's just...

That's too weird, even for me.

Weird isn't wrong.

I know. I know.

Sometimes it's amazing.

And sometimes it is wrong.

And sometimes it's both.

Like now?

Yes.

Neither of us needs

any more weirdness, Billy.

I'm sorry.

It's not like I've never

heard "no" before.

It's not "no." It's... It's "wait."

Good night, Billy. Go to bed.

Running them city lights

Running to get there on time

But I'm just too late

God bless you for letting me say "no."

Trying to make a mental note

Trying to think about what I used to hear

That's a first for me.

Ride away tonight

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