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Steel Magnolias Page #7
- PG
- Year:
- 1989
- 117 min
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Little buddy's
making a wish.
I wish he'd just
blow out the candle.
I can't stand this.
Don't you dare.
Come on.
Look. Look.
Here we go.
1... 2... 3...
Yay.
Yay.
Happy birthday.
I'll be back from Truvy's
in about an hour.
Anything you want?
I think I'll come with you.
I want to get my hair cut.
Short.
And I want Truvy to do it.
It's easier to take care of.
I'd love to be able to run my fingers
through it and go.
I think that
would be precious.
I feel the need to make things
as simple as possible.
Let me go tell Jackson.
Shelby.
Shelby, I just can't
seem to find the wipes.
They're in my bag.
Is he wet?
He's muddy.
Miss Clairee,
finish about your nephew.
Get to the good stuff.
Well, I have to admit,
Marshall did go about it
the wrong way.
He marched in,
and without so much
as a hello, he said,
"Mama and Daddy,
I have something to tell you.
"I have a brain tumor.
Well, naturally,
Drew and Belle became hysterical.
Then he said,
"Hey, folks, I'm only kidding.
I'm just gay."
That was his idea of
breaking the news gently?
Marshall was always
very theatrical.
I wonder what Drew and Belle
I don't know.
They have considered themselves
First Nancy Beth
dethroned
from her
because of that
unfortunate motel thing.
What motel thing?
I don't live here anymore.
Remember?
Nancy Beth was discovered
in a local motel
with a high political official.
They were both high.
They'd been
smoking everything
but their shoes.
She's the first
Miss Merry Christmas
in history
to be caught with her tinsel
down around her knees.
Well, speaking of drawers,
hang on to yours.
Ta-da!
Oh, gosh.
Oh, you don't like it.
I did what you asked me,
didn't I?
Yes, Truvy,
you did a beautiful job.
Well, it's just that...
Oh, sweetheart, don't.
Please don't cry,
or I will, too.
I have a strict policy
in my presence.
I love it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, now, Truvy,
let's do my nails.
This is a treat.
Nobody around here
ever wants a manicure.
I don't think I would
even know what to charge
for a full day's beauty.
I'll need one, too.
I'm going to paint
my front door red
and change my name
to Elizabeth Arden.
Amen.
Annelle, I'm going to
need more cuticle oil.
Is it still next...
Second shelf.
Was she praying?
Yes.
Why?
Got me. Maybe she was praying
for Marshall and Drew and Belle.
Maybe for us
'cause we were gossiping.
Maybe because
the elastic's shot
in her panty hose.
She's prays at the drop
of a hat these days.
How long has she
been this way?
Since Mardi Gras.
She had her choice of
going to a Bible weekend
or to New Orleans with me
and two other sinners.
What does her boyfriend say?
Sammy's so confused,
he don't know whether
to scratch his watch
or wind his butt.
He says he could deal
with another man,
but he's having trouble with the Father,
the Son, and the Holy Ghost.
Ahem.
Oh, well, does Marshall
have, you know, friends?
Well, we discussed that.
I asked him how he...
met people.
In my day you could tell
by a man's carriage
and demeanor
which side his bread
was buttered on,
but in this day and age,
who knows?
I asked Marshall,
"How can you tell?"
And he said,
"All gay men have track lighting,
"and all gay men
are named
Mark, Rick or Steve."
Be a soft-spoken dog.
Morning.
What's so funny in there?
Clairee's just been telling us
this true story of track lighting.
Oh, I love mine.
Highlights my new art work.
Since when do you
have track lighting?
About three weeks.
It's in the foyer
up the staircase.
My grandson's idea.
I haven't seen him in ages.
How is he?
Steve's fine.
Shelby.
Oh, God.
Your hair is so short.
Why are you in such a good mood?
Did you run over
Tomatoes.
Don't give all these to me.
Somebody's got to take them.
I try not to eat healthy food
if I can possibly help it.
the better off I'll be.
I can't get enough grease
into my diet.
Why do you grow them?
Because I'm
an old Southern woman.
We're supposed to wear
funny-looking hats and ugly clothes
and grow vegetables in the dirt.
Don't ask me
those questions.
I don't know why.
I don't make the rules.
[Burp]
Oh, now, that's attractive,
Ouiser.
Hmm. Shelby.
Oh, honey, what have
you done to yourself?
It doesn't hurt.
M'Lynn, have you seen this?
Yes, I have.
The doctor's just trying
to strengthen my veins.
They're in terrible shape.
My God.
It looks like you've been
driving nails up your arms.
What is going on?
Shall we tell them, Mama?
Well, I guess we can't
keep it a secret any longer.
Shelby has been
driving nails up her arm.
It's my dialysis.
It's no big thing.
Don't look at me like that.
Having Jack, Jr.
Put too much strain
on my kidneys.
Now they're kaput,
that's all.
The doctor said this
would probably happen.
That's all?
That's all, she says.
Do you do this dialysis forever?
Well, I could, I suppose,
but it's not real convenient
when you're trying to keep up with Jack, Jr.,
so I'll have a kidney transplant,
I'll be fine.
Is it that easy?
Sure.
They do three or four
a week in Shreveport.
They do.
Our Sunday school class was just
praying for one the other day.
The hard part's finding
the kidney, isn't it?
I saw something about it on TV...
very dramatic.
These medical teams
fly all over the place,
taking hearts, kidneys,
and who knows what else.
What impressed me most
in beer coolers.
Stop it.
Those doctors take out
their six-packs,
throw in dry ice and a heart,
and get on a plane.
How long do you have to
wait for one?
There are people on dialysis
that have been waiting for years.
That must be agony.
Well, I suppose, but I'm lucky.
I don't have to wait anymore.
Mama's going to give me
one of her kidneys.
When?
We check in
tomorrow morning.
So you better get going on my nails.
Annelle, I'm dripping.
Sorry.
I shouldn't have said that.
Said what?
Back at Truvy's.
When I said I'd be better off
when my body wears out.
I shouldn't have said that
in front of Shelby.
I didn't mean that.
Ouiser, nobody pays
any attention to you.
But I feel bad, Clairee.
I'm a terrible person.
No, you're not.
You'd give your dog a kidney
if he needed one.
Yes.
Clairee,
this is just a gesture.
We're not feeding Drum
till the end of time.
Drum loves pork and beans.
He eats them with everything.
That explains a lot.
You're supposed to
soak the red beans overnight.
But we don't have overnight.
I wanted to take it to them
before they leave for the hospital.
Let's cook something else.
I bought all the stuff.
It's in the "Freezes Beautifully"
section of my cookbook.
I want to take something
that freezes beautifully.
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