Step Dogs Page #7

I can see why you spend

all your time in here.

My Mom and Dad helped me build this.

Really?

That's awesome.

Yeah.

I've always been into

science fiction, aliens,

and flying saucers.

When my Mom got sick,

we used to imagine this

was a real spaceship

and it could take us

wherever we wanted to go.

I always liked to think I'll be

able to see her again one day.

Maybe one day I could come with you

and we could visit my parents too.

That'd be great.

I really hope the dogs are okay.

I don't know what I'd do

without Meatball.

He really is my best friend.

I admire you, Josh.

When I first got Cassie,

it was all about having

a dog as an accessory

but when I saw you with Meatball,

it really made me realize how lucky I am

to have the little lady

as my best friend.

She is a good friend.

Alright Josh.

Come on out of there.

He's here.

What do we do?

Every good spaceship has

an escape hatch.

Where'd they go?

Time for the big guns.

Um. That's not a gun.

That's a saw.

Why don't you understand expressions?

Because when I was a kid

I was kicked in the head

by a cow.

Didn't you grow up in the city?

Yeah. Okay. Alright.

Uh, look.

Here's the plan.

We're going to cut the

hinges off the door,

we're going to kick it in.

I love kicking things in.

I know you do.

We're gonna get those dogs!

We're gonna get them!

Come on!

I got this.

Are you ready?

Yeah.

Okay Be real careful and real powerful.

Alright.

Let's do it!

Let's do this!

What?

It's not working.

Oh, it's unplugged!

Let me get that.

Okay.

Yeah?

Yeah!

Yeah!

Let's do this!

Okay, take two, take two.

Hyah!

It's not working.

Are you serious?

Oh come on.

Oh it's that little dog again.

Get out of here!

Get out of here!

Shoo!

Get out of here!

Get out of here you little

butt sniffer moron!

Get out!

That dog is so annoying.

Stupid dog.

Alright.

Okay.

Alright.

Yeah?

We got it.

Let's do this.

Haha, alright.

Now we're good.

Gonna work this time?

We are good.

We're good.

Alright. Let's see if it works.

Let's go!

Louie?

Louie?

So what do you think

they're going to try next?

Beats me.

These guys are dumber

than a bag of hair!

Aha!

Ahh!

Alright you stupid little dogs.

Come and get me!

Good doggie!

Good doggie!

Good doggie!

Are you still mad about the mustache?

Yes!

Oh no.

That takes care of the big dog.

Hey what about the little dog?

Don't worry about the little dog.

That little dog comes running,

I'll make that dog even littler.

Let's go crack that safe!

Come on!

Hmm.

Okay.

Tricky tricky.

It's bigger than a portapotty.

So what's your plan moron?

I can do it.

Yeah I'm going to need a mallet, a file,

and a screwdriver.

Okay.

Uh oh.

Where'd they go?

What do you mean where'd they go?

My tools! They're gone!

What do you mean they're gone?

Where'd they go?

I don't know!

They're just not here!

I packed them myself.

Okay fine fine fine.

I guess you're going to have to use

another one of your fancy methods.

I'm gonna use my stethoscope.

And I'm gonna go old school

on this safe.

Great great. Old school.

Sounds wonderful.

My stethoscope is gone.

What do you mean

your stethoscope is gone?

It has vanished.

What do you mean it vanished?

What is going on here?

I don't know!

Fine fine.

Go to the van, see if

some of your tools fell out.

There's no other tools in the van!

We brought them all here.

Alright great great.

I guess you're gonna...

You know what?

I put together a backup plan

for just such a problem.

Right. Backup plan.

Can only imagine what this is.

Actually it's a pretty good plan.

Really?

Yeah.

We can sell the dynamite

for a new screwdriver

and a mallet and a stethoscope.

Wow. Wow.

That's amazing.

I've got a better plan actually.

What's that?

We can put it on the door

and blow the safe.

That's why you get the hat.

Yes.

Do you think we lost him?

Yeah I think we did.

You know, we make a pretty good team.

I guess we do.

Gotcha!

That's enough now Josh.

Now will somebody please explain to me

what the heck is going on around here?

The dynamite is in place.

Alright.

Set it for 30 seconds.

Yeah.

30!

We should probably go.

Yeah.

Go go go go!

Go go go go!

Alright.

I don't know man.

I mean, what if like, the

dynamite, hurts the diamond?

No. That's impossible.

Diamonds are the hardest

substance known to man.

Aside from your big ugly head of course.

Right.

Man. It is going to be

one big explosion.

Do you uh, do you hear something?

Yeah.

Yeah. I do.

Oh no.

Oh that's bad.

Oh I get it, the coast is clear!

That makes way more sense.

What was that?

I think it came from the house!

Get in! Let's go.

What the heck is going on here?

I can't believe my hat stayed on.

Louis?

Would you quit screwing around?

Come on!

Meatball!

Cassie!

Man, am I glad to hear your voice!

I'm getting you out of here.

What's the code?

2404756.

Ohhhh.

Woah woah, wait a second.

Here's my tools!

I think I might have broken

a toenail in that fall.

Oh god.

Okay.

Alright big guy.

Now listen to me.

Yeah.

You gotta get this right.

I got this!

A little bit this way.

Yeah.

Yes! Yes.

A little bit this way!

Yeah!

Yeah?

Here we go!

Come on!

Come to Louie!

Come on.

Yeah!

Yes!

Check! Check check!

It's so beautiful.

You're right!

That's the nicest bag I've ever seen!

It's so beautiful.

It's like a kitten inside a

rainbow inside an apple pie.

I'm gonna be so rich.

I'm gonna be friends with a rich guy.

I'm gonna be so rich!!

I'm gonna be so rich!

I'm gonna be so rich!!

Rich!

Rich!

Can I touch it?

No no no no no no no!

Oh you've got to be kidding me.

No no no no no no.

There it is.

There we are.

Yes.

Hey little guy.

You and, we can be friends.

Hey, good doggie.

Good doggie.

Easy boy.

Just give me the diamond.

Hand it over.

Terrance?

I'm gonna have to ask you boys

to hold it right there.

What are you doing here?

I just came by to say hey.

Hey!

Hey!

What's going on?

Dad!

Sabrina!

Terrance!

What are you doing here?

Um, he was trying to steal this.

What?

No.

This is ridiculous.

Can't a former employee drop by

to see his former employer?

With his, alright, seemingly

seedy looking sidekick

without people making wild accusations?

I mean this is crazy.

It's nuts.

It's nuts.

Miss Eastman, I just want to

say I'm a huge fan of yours.

I've seen all your movies.

Wondering if I can get

a little autograph?

Come on, boys.

Come take a little ride.

Miss Eastman I love your work!

Seriously!

The Weeping Heart made my heart weep!

Can I please have an autograph?!

Listen, I think this is just

a giant misunderstanding.

If I could just have a moment

to explain myself

easy, ow.

If I could just have a

moment to explain myself

you would understand that I did

this as an act of desperation!

Is this a good time to ask

for a letter of reference?

I could write it, you could sign it,

better yet if you wanted to write it,

it's much more personal

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