Step Dogs Page #8

and then that would really

help me in my future career!

Well, looks like I owe

Josh and Lacey an apology.

I think we both do.

No problem.

Don't worry about it.

You kids did alright.

What's he talking about?

We did all the hard stuff.

Yeah! We did!

And! We did it together.

You're right. We make a good team.

That's right!

Why, we're the best dog

and cat team in the county.

I'm not a cat!

I'm a dog!

Haha, come on now, kitty cat,

who you kidding?

Fine. Meow.

Josh! Lacey! Dinnertime!

Why don't you two start

before the kids come down?

Ooh! Meatballs! My favourite.

O.M.G. Such a copycat.

Where's Lacey?

Hey guys.

Look what I found outside!

A stray cat!

Better break out the tomato juice again.

I'm getting out of here.

What?

I know you're new to this

but you'll catch up.

Okay.

You'll catch up, big guy.

Alright. You okay?

Uh huh.

You look good.

Thanks buddy.

You've never looked better.

I bought a comb.

Oh he did.

He bought a comb.

Looks good right?

Terrance wanted to rob the people

so that we could get a diamond.

That's not actually true.

Um.

The story's a little more

complicated than that,

dontcha think?

But it's been really exciting

and we had a lot of fun

and we learned our lesson,

um, that don't trust dogs.

Yeah, don't trust dogs.

And I mean it worked out great for us.

It did.

I got a book deal.

What do you mean you got a book deal?

Didn't I tell you that?

I'm gonna be on Oprah!

Really, you're gonna be on Oprah?

Yeah.

Am I gonna be on Oprah with you?

Am I gonna be there?

I already have an assistant.

What's that supposed to mean?

Listen, you still live in my

backyard in a tent, okay?

Hi, Mom!

I was supposed to say something

nice about Terrance.

One time he made me eat, um,

he made me eat a cookie

I found on the street.

That's not actually true.

For two bucks.

No, that's not actually true.

He didn't pay me.

No, that's not actually true.

You wanted to eat the cookie.

You were like, Can I eat the cookie?

And I was like, Don't eat the cookie.

The cookie's full of germs.

And it's possibly filled with

different types of urine

from different types of animals,

and you still ate it.

Terrance wanted to me to

break into the house,

and I was like, alright.

Cause I like blowing things up.

Could I get a lemon tea?

Could I get a lemon tea

from someone please?

A lemon tea?

What show is this?

Yeah, what is this actually?

What show... why... wha...?

I for one just want to say that

we both learned our lesson,

we've moved on to greener pastures,

and we're both working together

to make this guy's life better

and more productive.

Because he admits it was a

big mistake and he shouldn't

have reeled me in though

his criminal activities

but at the time I was very desperate,

I was very desperate, I don't know...

Terrance said to rob them at all costs.

Mmm that's not actually what I said.

Look.

Kids.

If you're gonna use dynamite,

make sure that a dog doesn't

put it in a mailbox.

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