Step Sisters Page #9

Everything I do

I do it with a passion

If I've got to be

I'm gonna be a bad one

Crazy

Live for the challenge

Only make me stronger

One more reason to turn up on them

I go, I go, I go, I go crazy

Crazy

[GROANING]

OK!

[PANTING]

You guys look good.

Let me see it one more time from the top.

[ALL] No!

Goddamnit.

We have been doing this all night!

Oh, I think I gave myself a hemorrhoid.

OK, fine. Take five.

Hey, can I talk to you for a second?

It's Kevin.

I haven't seen him this upset

SINCE THEY CANCELED STAR TREK: Voyager.

Is he sad about me?

Or is he sad that his sister

tried to sabotage his girlfriend?

- I said the "G" word.

- Yeah, you did.

Do you think he'd talk to me?

Get out of here.

Yes, ma'am.

[SNORING]

["JUST WHAT I NEEDED" BY THE CARS

PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS OUTSIDE]

[GROANS]

What...

[PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

I don't mind you coming here

And wasting all my time

'Cause when you're standing oh so near

I kind of lose my mind...

Look, Kevin.

I've always been good at everything.

Very little in life has challenged me.

I had a clear image of my perfect guy,

and it looked nothing like you.

- Why are your apologies so mean?

- No! You don't look bad.

You look great,

beautiful,

tall and handsome,

and your teeth are so white.

Your skin is so smooth and soft,

like a baby, and it's hairless.

I have no idea how you do it.

And you're just like...

You're a goofball.

You play video games online

with 12-year-olds.

- I'm about to ask you to leave because...

- Hey, I'm trying to be corny here.

I realize that Harvard

is what my parents wanted.

Well, what do you want?

I don't know.

But I know I want you.

I know I want to give us another shot.

What do you say?

That I'm never gonna be a six-foot-four

football-playing lawyer

who knows all the lyrics to old

Tribe Called Quest songs.

And that's who you always wanted, so go...

Go find him and...

Hey.

Actually...

don't find that guy.

In fact,

Eff that guy.

He probably doesn't exist anyway.

I do.

I guess, you're just what I needed

Just what I needed

I needed someone to feed

I guess, you're just what I needed

Just what I needed

I needed someone to bleed

[MC]

Welcome to the 25th annual Steptacular.

We're bringing fire all night!

Give it up for Zeta Rho Nu!

[HIP HOP PLAYING]

Give it up for Rho Beta Mu!

Sigma Delta Eta!

You all make some noise.

They were on fire!

Yow! There it is! I approach it.

That is why they make it

to the Steptacular every single year!

Yeah.

Alright.

[LIBBY SQUEALS]

[LIBBY] Oh, my God.

There are ten times as many people here

as there were last time.

Next group of ladies,

they've got brains,

beauty,

and talent!

[SQUEALS EXCITEDLY]

You all give it up for the sexy ladies

all the way from Westcott University.

You all make some noise

for Theta Chi Phi!

Come on, you all.

Come on, you all! Come on!

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

Hmm, sta!

One-six

Panthers, attack

Sta!

[WOMAN] Yes, ladies!

We are the...

Thetas, Thetas, Thetas

Thetas

The soul-stepping

Thetas, Thetas, Thetas, Thetas

When you see us, back it up

Thetas, Thetas, Thetas, Thetas

Let it go

Now you know we're in control

Thetas, Thetas, Thetas

So fine

I said, my sorors!

Yeah?

Let's show them how it's done

Break it down

Ah, step

Booty drop, booty drop

Ah, step

Ah, step

Work it, girl

Ah, step

Ah, step

Hmm, sta!

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

Theta

Rah!

I heard...

the SBBs came to step!

Oh, nah, nah, nah!

See what I heard

was that the SBBs got some soul!

[ALL] Like what?

[CHEERING]

Well, let me tell you who's got some...

Tell them, girl!

That's me, yeah. Say that!

[SINGS] Theta Chi Phi got...

Soul

Theta Chi Phi's got soul

Theta Chi Phi's got soul

Lock up!

Rah!

Hmm, sta!

Thetas, are we done?

Hell no

Let me see you work it, work it

Let me see you

Theta

Sta!

Let me see you

Sta!

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

[HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING]

[MC] The show is over! Oh, oh, my God.

You know...

- [BETH] Good job.

- Break a leg.

[MC WHOOPS]

[BETH GROANS]

[MC WHOOPS]

I'm gonna ahead and warn you all.

This next group

is a little on the Caucasian side.

What if they hate us?

What if they boo us off

like Showtime at the Apollo?

Oh, God. Is that clown guy

with the long cane thingy here?

[JAMILAH SIGHS]

Are you guys feeling out of place,

like maybe they're judging you

before you've expressed yourselves?

- Yeah.

- Yes.

Tell me something.

How do you think they feel

when they're the only black person

in a class or at the office?

- So, you're saying we're screwed?

- You're in this position for ten minutes.

Are you gonna fall apart

and drown in a pool of white-girl tears,

or are you gonna cowgirl the f*** up?

- Yeah. Cowgirl up!

- Hell yeah.

- Thank you.

- Let's do it.

Koala on three. One, two, three!

[ALL] Koala!

I want you all to make some noise

for the Sigma Beta Betas!

Come on, now. Come on, now.

[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

Sigma

One, eight, six, five

- What's this?

- No, just wait.

[BETH] Alright, no.

No.

[BETH SHOUTS] No, stop!

Ladies...

we didn't get our bodies bruised

and our feet bloody...

just for this sh*t!

We didn't come here

to do no half-assed stepping!

We came here to represent like this

Sigma Beta Beta

Ah!

[CHEERING]

[CHEERING]

[JAMILAH WHOOPS]

Who are we?

We're white girls

With a chocolate twist

But don't get it twisted

Ha!

Ha!

We don't have to break it down

SBBs turn it up

You need to cut it

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

Yes!

[HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING]

Koala

[JAMILAH WHOOPS]

One, eight, six, five

SBB:

[MEN CHEERING]

Slow it down now

You might be good

But you ain't us

We are the Sigma Beta Betas

And we can't be touched

I said

We can't be touched

I said

We can't be touched

SBB:

Step, SBB

Step, SBB

Koala, ah, ah, ah

Step, SBB

Koala, ah, ah, ah

Step

What?

What?

["GET DOWN LOW"

BY SNOW THA PRODUCT PLAYING]

Get down, get down low

You know how that go

You gonna drop it to the floor

Get down, get down low

What's up? What's up?

Good game, cut throat

Shorty says that she love thugs, oh

She better say no names

If she got cuffs on

Lately, I just do it for the fun of it

Eyeliner so sharp that it will cut

If it's Henny

Then of course I'll take a cup of it

Good luck getting me to give a damn

In, out and in out of state

I've been eating good

Not been out of shape

But I've been out and sent out

Better get out the pen now

To print out the pay

I'll be in out and in out

And in out of planes

I don't trip out

I trip out to get out of lane...

[SBB CHANT] Koala, ah, ah, ah

["GET DOWN LOW"

BY SNOW THA PRODUCT CONTINUES PLAYING]

Get back before I block her

You're bad, I'm a bad...

[SBB CHANT] Koala, ah, ah, ah

[CHEERING]

[MC] Yeah! There it is. I told you...

[ALL CHATTER EXCITEDLY]

[MC] OK. Sigma Beta Beta,

leaving their footprint on this stage.

You never know what you're gonna get

at the Steptacular!

I see some of you sisters in the crowd

are a little salty.

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