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I'm in love.

Don't worry so much.

Marlon and I didn't do anything.

We made the peasant with the

tractor steal a penguin.

What?

I don't believe this.

-What's wrong?

Man, man...

We made the peasant with the tractor

steal a penguin?

Was that necessary, Mario?

Sorry.

When we'll find the perpetrator, we'll

throw him to the lions.

Hello.

-What would you like?

Herring, please.

-One?

-Have you got that penguin at home?

I asked if he has the penguin

at home.

Onions?

-No.

Pickles?

-No.

Chopped up?

-No.

What are you doing here?

-I came to see how you're doing.

And how the penguin's doing.

Come in.

Nice.

Where's the animal?

Not in there?

But that doesn't work.

It's so cute.

I wanted to return it, but everything

was closed off.

It looks a bit sad.

Do you want to give it some herring?

-That'll make it happy.

You have to return it tonight.

You can't separate penguins like that.

They're group animals.

It sucks that they made you

do this.

But at least we're friends now.

I'll return it tonight.

You helped me too. I can stop

advertising the party.

So I thought you deserved these.

Super, super.

Would you like some tea?

No, I have to go.

I'll put it in the fridge and

you answer the door, ok?

You can't come in now.

Wait a moment.

What's wrong with him?

-Has he got a girl?

Strange dude, this Dennis.

Look what I have.

I've got no time, sorry.

What?

That a penguin was stolen from

the zoo...

and the penguin and the thief are both

coming to the party.

Really?

What are you going to do?

-Oh no.

I have to go.

My friend Iris has problems again.

The neighbors just told me that I have

to go to the party with the penguin.

Marlon and Mario want that to get

more people to the party.

But you'll return the penguin to

the zoo, ok?

I don't want to see you at the

party with the penguin.

And don't tell anyone you're

the thief.

Don't brag.

Iris, are you still there?

Egbert Jansen with number 2.

And number 9, Peter De Bruijn,

recovered from an injury.

May we have a nice and fair game

at Swift.

Give me a cognac.

-A cognac.

A beer?

-Yes, give me a beer.

I'm scared.

-He's a cheat. Get him.

I'm afraid.

And we have started.

That looks like a foul.

Peter De Bruijn starts a solo

action.

Open up!

-De Bruijn! Great goal!

Open the door!

-Hello!

Peter has clearly recovered from

his injury.

For a while, he was absent due to

a fistula.

That's when the hair on your ass

grows into your anus.

Sounds good, buddy.

Damn it, f***ing b*tches!

Guys, this is a sports club.

-We're playing football.

And fistulas have nothing to do

with hair.

Really? What are they then?

For instance, you can have a perianal

fistula.

That's like an extra orifice,

that can grow to your bowels.

And after a while they fall out.

My sister's a docteress. That's why.

Sorry for doing this to you.

But I was framed too.

I know, I know.

Mother.

-Marlon.

Dennis, I had 17 missed calls

from you.

Yes, thanks a lot.

There's a penguin sitting next to me.

-So you didn't return it yet?

I wanted to ask you...

-To bring it to the party. No way.

Why not?

I thought we were friends.

It's a favor for a friend.

-A favor for a friend...

You used me.

You screw your buddies over.

You could have told me the whole

plan from the start.

Technically speaking, we weren't

friends yet.

Was that Mario?

I'm sorry, Dennis. I should have

told you from the start.

Shall we use the webcam?

-Let me get it.

See you in a bit.

If he doesn't bring the penguin to

the party, we'll look like idiots!

I will look like an idiot.

I'm the one with a reputation.

Hey, Dennis. Good to see you.

Is the penguin behaving?

Why don't you want to be the hero

of the party?

Because Sanne told me that you...

What a coincidence. Sanne.

Hey Sanne, we were just talking

about you.

Dennis and I.

It was no coincidence. Marlon was using

his acting talents to fool Dennis.

He didn't have Sanne on the phone.

All fake.

If Dennis had known...

Yes, he's a nice guy.

You want to dance with him

tomorrow?

He just has a little problem

with the penguin.

You said you don't want him to...

It would be really cool for the party...

So you don't really mind? Great.

I'll tell him that.

Alright, bye.

Did you hear that, Dennis?

-Yes!

Dennis, did you hear that?

-Yes, thanks a lot!

No problem.

Come to the back entrance tomorrow.

Mario will let you in and we'll take

you and the penguin on stage.

Then you can dance with Sanne.

-Super.

I'll see you and the penguin tomorrow.

-Ok.

Super thanks! Super!

Know who I'll be dancing with

tomorrow?

I'll be dancing with Sanne.

And we'll be the heroes of the party.

I look forward to it. You?

-Me too.

Did you hear about the penguin?

That would be really fantastic.

And the boys.

I'll help you in a moment, ladies.

Do you like it?

-Excellent.

I have to try my dance moves.

I hope you can do better because this

isn't very impressive.

What can I do for you, ladies?

-A nice dress.

You've already found the right

color.

Funny, isn't it?

Shall I throw it in?

Give me the whole box.

Where were you?

The party's about to start.

I'm here now, ain't I?

Wow, a gun.

Is it part of your outfit?

F***in' gangster.

-Looks quite...

It is real.

Achie wants me to hide it.

Favor for a friend.

What, Achie?

Terrible, isn't it?

Where's my chain?

There you are.

Shanaynay!

Marlon!

This is a disaster.

Go inside.

That whore did it.

I swear...

We're going to the party.

We have to go.

We have to go.

I'm a bit nervous.

-You look beautiful.

You're a tiger and you're going

to get him. Marlon's yours.

There are so many people!

-F***ing many people!

That car belongs to... Peter.

Better stay away from him and

his friends tonight.

I heard they lost the match 6-1.

Yes, maybe it's better.

Hey, Lotte.

-Hey, Lotte!

Looking good!

-Moustaches are the new beards.

Let's go in. I'm thirsty.

Mario, have you seen Marlon?

How's Shanaynay?

Dead.

Isn't he in a good mood.

Let's dance.

Welcome to this party!

All the tickets have been sold.

The party can start!

I worked hard to make this party

a success.

I think I succeeded.

Penguin, penguin!

Tonight, I'll be the most popular

guy in the city.

I'll have the most beautiful girl.

Everything ok?

The penguin and the thief...

who knows if they'll be coming.

But anyway, here's your DJ!

I have to go home with

a woman tonight.

What about Lisa?

She's an animal and she's easy.

As long as you stay away.

No problem.

I'm all about Sanne tonight.

Finally, dude.

Aren't you too late for Sanne?

-With my skills?

Make sure Dennis is on stage

at 12 o'clock.

I'll be somewhere else with Sanne.

Everything will be alright.

-Everything will be alright?

But I'll get the blame.

I've been looking for you.

Where have you been?

Dennis and the penguin aren't

coming, are they?

Not that I know.

You have the Shanaynay, right?

-And you have beer, right?

Keep your hands off me.

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