Sterke verhalen Page #4

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Lisa!

F*** you then!

Hey, Mario!

Put me down!

Lotte!

Hello, Iris.

-Hello.

You made me look like a fool.

It was your own fault.

You cheated on me!

-We were even!

We're even now!

A**hole!

Mario.

You don't look good.

I'm doing fine. I'm happy.

Take it easy, Mario.

Jesus.

Let's go outside, Sanne.

No, I want to stay with Mario

for a bit.

Mario's doing fine.

Go outside so you can see

Iris' disaster.

What happened?

Peter... bla bla... boyfriend...

girlfriend... relationships.

Sex tape.

F*** off, everybody.

My pleasure!

Hi.

-Hi.

Is it going well inside?

Want a bit?

No, thanks.

You have to go on stage.

Nice mask.

-I have a box full of them.

Maybe we can give them to

everybody.

So they're all penguins.

Fun.

How's the bird?

I think it's a bit nervous.

But so am I.

It'll be alright.

I'll start handing out the masks and

I'll let you know when to go on.

Ellektra, wow!

You're Ellektra!

-Yes, and who are you?

Dennis.

Dennis Van De Molen.

You look more like an Achmed.

-What?

You look more like an Achmed.

-I'm really the penguin thief.

Iris! Lotte!

Where can they be?

Did they go home?

I knew this would cause problems.

What's all this about?

Wait for my signal.

We'll arrest the penguin thief.

Go!

Let's go that way.

-You're kidding.

Sanne.

I'm a big fan of yours.

-Really?

Yes, really.

-I hate it but I love it.

That's my favorite track!

Did you fall?

Help him.

Where's my f***ing money?

Where's my money?

-I want my money now!

Wait for my signal.

-Any hot sluts here?

Yes!

The moment we've all been

waiting for!

The penguin!

The penguin and the penguin thief!

Wait for my signal.

And go!

Police!

I've got the penguin thief.

We've got him.

Where are you, a**hole?

I have the penguin and I don't

know what to do.

You've been screwing

everybody over.

Hold tight!

Don't think you can just f*** me!

F*** off with your tiny dick!

Welcome to the voice mail of

Dennis Van Der Molen.

Dear mommy, I'm doing fine.

Leave a message.

Was that it?

He asked you something.

Is this the whole story?

Hello, is this the whole story?

-Yes, it is.

Such bullshit.

-What?

I said 'What bullshit.'

I don't believe what you're

saying.

It started fairly promising.

But towards the end, you went

over the top, don't you think?

But it's true.

-Of course.

Why would I be lying to you?

I've been here all day.

I have an ulcer and I want to go home.

And twenty people before you

had a better story.

What?

But my story's the truth.

That's what they all say.

-They all lie.

You have to believe me.

Please... I swear...

-Your jacket.

Will you bring the next one in?

-Yes.

Hi, I'm Berend.

You're also from the party,

I guess.

Yep.

I'm Danny.

-Hi, I'm Klaas.

Here.

Why have you all been arrested?

Because I'm the penguin thief.

-How can you say that?

I'm the penguin thief.

-I'm the penguin thief!

I'm the penguin thief.

-No, I'm the penguin thief.

I'm the penguin thief.

-Everybody knows I'm the thief.

You're also the penguin thief?

No, I'm in the wrong story

again.

Listen, I'm the penguin thief.

All penguin thieves are free to go

due to lack of evidence.

I'm the penguin thief.

-You can go too, buddy.

Like all the others!

I'm busy enough as it is.

What's wrong?

That was a great story.

A bit too great.

It's not raining anymore.

Did Mario kill the rabbit or not?

Yuck!

-It's a joke! It's not for real.

Now I don't believe anything

anymore.

And Iris and Lotte are

lesbians now?

Super gay!

Don't believe me then.

And what about Marlon?

Is he with Sanne?

No, of course not.

I would have expected that.

She's a bit of a prude.

Sanne isn't a prude.

I feel like a Turkish roll.

-That sounds good.

Don't you want to know what

happened to Dennis?

No, we're going.

Bye.

-Bye.

Bye.

Later.

-Bye.

Hi.

-Hi.

There you are finally.

-Finally?

Be happy I saved you.

-Yes.

Sorry, I'm late because it

was raining really hard.

Doesn't matter.

I'm glad you're here.

I had fun earlier.

All these people came to escape

the rain.

So I told them about the penguin

thief.

Dennis, you didn't tell them

you stole it, did you?

No, don't worry.

They didn't believe it.

I couldn't even finish the story.

How far did you get?

I only didn't tell them what

happened to us.

What did happen to us?

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