Stick It Page #2
Hey, Filibuster,
no one cares.
- Wei Wei. Those moves are throwing off your routines.
- Sorry.
Chalk.
Storage closet. Now.
Pretty feet, pretty feet.
Point them hard,
and win the meet.
Very good. Yes.
Dorrie, did you
see the last one?
Wow.
Dj-jealous, Haley?
Bring back memories?
We trained together
at Defrank's for how long?
That would be, uh...
too long.
And he'd give you so much
attention because you sucked.
Right.
Yeah, I sucked
my way to Worlds.
Glad to see you haven't lost
your love of accuracy, Joanne.
Well, at least I didn't make it
all the way to Worlds and...
...um, choke.
Here,
let me show you how,
you little...
Hey!
Stop right now! Stop it!
I said, pointy feet,
not pointy words.
Pointy words
are mouth turds. God!
I'm OK. She's crazy.
I'm so jealous of Joanne
that I've actually
already memorized
her preschool beam routine.
Hey, easy.
I choreographed that routine.
Your secret is safe with me.
We got some finger-flickin'
good choreography.
And the classic butt shelf.
Joanne, how embarrassing.
Then we have some
useless bits of fluff
to get us from
point A to point B.
And induces the urge to vacuum.
- Mina, right?
- Yeah, Mina.
Mina, put down the phone.
Can you tell Joanne
that I'm gonna take over
and do a real dismount?
Joanne, Haley's on the phone.
She's gonna do a real dismount.
How 'bout a double back?
You will not throw a double back
without training it first.
- Close your eyes.
- Over my dead body.
- Little CPR might do you good.
- Haley!
Ahh...
Shall we share our philosophy
with Haley, ladies?
Speak my mind.
What are we about?
Clean, safe routines,
guaranteed to stick.
Is he keeping
your brains in jars?
Or should I be concerned
about the water?
Shall we show Haley
what discipline is all about?
Please join us, Haley.
Ehh. No, thanks.
I'm kinda tired.
Oh, all right. Fine.
Ladies, outside, now!
Point your toes, ladies.
You're gonna keep going
until Haley participates.
This is, like,
globally unfair.
- We're gonna be here all night.
- Lift your knees... Joanne.
This is totally
violating the penile code.
Hey!
Hey! You guys.
What, do you want me
to pick the lock, or what?
Can you come let me in?
Oh, right. Thank you.
Get lost!
Haley, let's go for a drive.
- ...deserve to be.
- A what?
Thank you, Lorelei,
that was delicious.
Actually, you know what?
- No, no.
- ...if that's OK.
- Thank you.
- Are you serious?
I heard you were
strict about diet,
but this is just rude.
Hey, you piss where I eat,
you don't eat.
Oh, but you do?
What, does this mean
you're eating my piss?
Well, that's disgusting.
What a charming
young lady you are.
Yeah, that's
what they say.
Listen, I don't suppose,
uh, college gymnastics
is on your to-do list,
right?
Correct. College gymnastics
is one big fat to-don't.
Great. Then in
addition to sparing
innocent collegiate
gymnastics coaches everywhere,
you can keep
any purse money
that you might win,
free and clear.
I'm not competing
or training again. Ever.
Oh, you're gonna piss off
the judge and kiss 18 goodbye?
I guess.
- Hey.
- What the...?
comin' up in a month.
Now, you apply yourself,
you could win
some restitution money.
What do you think?
at the Classic with me
an angry mob would
probably cut your brakes.
- I got insurance.
- Really?
Well, no, thank you.
You know this.
Sorry to dis your
life's work and all. No offense.
Hey, none taken.
There's nothin' fair about
her toes weren't pointed.
Nothin' fair about judges
who don't have instant replay,
and they're lookin'
for perfection.
Can you imagine football
without instant replay?
- What about the rules?
- It'd be mayhem.
The Code of Point?
Hey...
Yeah. I mean, it makes conventionality
good and innovation bad.
What's the point?
How 'bout the fact
that you were one
of the greatest natural talents
the sport's ever seen? Hmm?
C'mon, you coulda been great.
You're
not actually pushing
the "you coulda
been great" speech.
You are a total clich.
You realize that, right?
Oh, OK, come on, uh,
Original Recipe, let's hear it.
You give me the speech.
Fine. Uh...
Talent out of the ass.
Natural ability that
half the world's gymnasts
would kill for, and
you're flushing it away.
Don't flush
your life away, kid.
Step away from the bowl.
Whatever.
Well, you got
the words right anyway.
I wasn't great.
I was obedient.
I'm sick and tired
of being judged.
I don't need it.
- Fascinating.
- What?
For someone who
hates being judged,
you're one of the most
judgmental people I've ever met.
Come on.
Well, it's only about
five miles to the gym.
Just down here.
Hang a right at the gas station.
I know how to get back.
Oh, good. Hey.
Hey, Miss Rebel
Without Applause.
Tell you what...
...you choose to compete in the
IG Classic, you can come back.
How's that?
Hike'll give you a chance
Yeah, well, what if I
choose not to come back?
Haley...
...tell you the truth...
...nobody cares.
Nobody cares what ya do.
Wait.
I don't...
I have nowhere else to go.
Yeah, I know.
- Hey.
- Ew.
What?
Oh, how was
your run last night?
- Oh, fantastic, thank you.
- Yeah?
Listen, are you
being serious with me?
Because I've had enough
of lunatic adults for a while.
- I'll do what I said I'd do.
- For real.
I'll train you
for the Classic.
Help you win the purse.
Great. So then
here's the deal:
Uh, I'm not struggling
All right.
I'll let you
train at the old gym till
you're ready to face the music.
- How's that?
to be in there alone
and if anything happens,
- I don't wanna hear...
- I got insurance.
Come on, get goin'.
You're in training, kid.
- Get goin'!
- What are you talking about?
No, I'm... We just discussed...
I... You suck!
Gymnastics
tells you "no" all day long.
It mocks you
over and over again.
Telling you, you're an idiot.
That you're crazy.
If you like running full speed
towards a stationary object,
vault's for you.
If you like peeling
pieces of skin
the size of quarters
off your hands,
bars is for you.
Because the only thing
more fun than rips
is when your rips get rips.
It's super sexy.
And floor...
Are you serious?
I mean, who doesn't wanna
parade around in a leotard
getting wedgies and
doing dorky choreography?
It's delicious.
If you like falling,
then gymnastics
is the sport for you.
Oh!
You get to fall on your face,
your ass, your back,
your knees and your pride.
Good thing
I didn't like falling.
I loved it!
Hey.
This mean you can
finally walk again?
Or should we keep the
icemaker on overdrive?
Question, they say
those who can't do, coach.
So I was wondering,
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