Stockholm Page #3

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- You really want me to tell you?

- Of course.

All right,

but this is a test to see

if you're frivolous or not,

because I don't like

just any girl.

When I tell you

your first reaction will be vital.

You think I'm going to run oy?

- Ready?

- Come on!

Remember, your first reaction...

Bartolo.

What's wrong?

You're laughing.

It's a lie.

- OK, that's it.

- No,

you can't be called...

- You can't be called Bartolo.

- So what am I called?

Happy now?

Yes, you look happy.

What more can I do

to prove I'm crazy about you?

Do you want me to go outside

and shout it?

How about if I do that?

Pretty weak.

Pretty weak.

Go out and shout it, but naked.

- For f***'s sake!

- Go on!

- You'reioking, right?

- No.

You're serious?

You're twisted,

you look very sweet,

but you're bad, very bad.

I didn't know

you were so dangerous.

I shouldn't have

trusted you so much.

If my pal could see me...

What a f***ing night this is...

Wait.

One thing,

can I wear my sneakers?

OK, but no socks.

What was I thinking...?

- What's this?

- Look up...

That's it.

- You're a bit close, aren't you?

- Yes, sorry.

Miss...

Here I go.

F***...

Look at what she made me do!

- You're shameless!

- Will you help me?

- We have to.

- Look what she did to me.

- Here she is.

- It's true, she is pretty.

- I told you.

- Why don't you believe him?

What?

Why don't you believe

he's in love with you?

She won't believe it.

Look, he's naked in the middle

of the street at night!

- What more can he do?

- Are they your friends?

I'vejust hired them.

OK, we're oy.

Yeah, we can't do

any more for you.

- Thanks a lot.

- You're welcome.

Good luck and don't catch cold!

- And may love win through!

- Did you hear that?

Go inside,

you're going to freeze.

No, let's go for a walk...

Come on.

You're crazy,

- and frozen.

- Yeah.

A bit...

Do you want to...?

Only if you come up with me.

- To be honest, I'm a bit thirsty.

- Yeah.

I don't know...

I've got water in my place.

I think we'll both feel better.

Listen,

have I managed

either of the two things?

What things?

You know what things.

You've managed one.

Which?

One.

- Notthe other?

- No.

I think I have, a bit.

Well, this is my place.

Come on,

I'll show you around.

The kitchen.

- Very clean.

- Thank you.

This is the other guy's room.

- Is he at home?

- No, we're alone.

The bathroom.

And my room.

You can go in, if you want.

No, thanks,

I can see it from here.

And the sitting room.

All verytidy.

The best is yet to come.

No, come over here.

I love your make up.

Get down, please.

No, I mean it, please, get down.

Please, it's very high,

I'm serious.

- What do you think?

- It's beautiful.

I'm lucky.

You are.

Why not sit down

while I wash myface

- so I don't look so stupid?

- Sure.

I won't be long.

I've only got gin.

I don't want anything, thanks,

I had some water.

- Do you mind if I smoke?

- Not at all. Wait.

Here.

Thanks.

I think I will have some.

No, you missed your chance,

sorry.

- Is that OK?

- Yes, thanks.

I'm sorry.

- It's all right.

- No, I'm sorry, really.

No, It's all right, honestly.

I love your house.

Thank you.

Where do you live?

- Far away.

- Far away? Alone? Sharing?

- Far away with my mother.

- Yeah.

- What do you want to do?

- I don't know, what about you?

Let's talk about something

interesting.

OK.

Earlier, with your friends

I noticed that...

something odd was happening,

you were uncomfortable.

What can I say?

Well, as I'd like to talk

about something interesting

and I'd like to get to know you,

you can do that,

talk about something, I'm here.

In fact, I noticed that

theytreated you in a strange way,

kind of protecting you.

No, it's nothing.

Today is a bit of a special day.

It is? Why?

It's been ages since I went out

with myfriends at night

and so today is special.

I wanted to change some things

I don't like.

- How did it go?

- What?

The night.

I was pretty bored.

But I tried.

And are you bored now?

No, not now.

What?

- You may not see it, it's a signal.

- You are?

It's obvious.

I don't know, I don't really see you

in that change of plans.

- We'll see.

- We'll see.

I want you to tell me.

- Tell you what?

- What's wrong with you.

Something's obviously wrong

and I want to know what.

What for?

I barely know you,

it can't interest you.

Of course it does.

Come on.

Nothing.

Well, I haven't exactly been

going through my best moment.

For a year, a year and a half,

I was a bit...

unwell, and today

I wanted to change because

I was a bit tired.

It isn't easyto talk about this,

but...

It's just that, for some time,

or maybe since always...

I'm sorry.

Go on, please.

- Answer it, if you like.

- No, it's not important.

- Don't treat me like this.

- Like what?

- What's wrong?

- Nothing.

And now?

I don't know.

Now is when you say you're tired

and you leave,

and then I'll want to throw

the f***ing phone out the window.

I'm really sorry

about what just happened.

Maybe it's better like this.

So, deep down,

you didn't want to tell me.

It's possible.

OK, tell me everything about you

except that,

and tell me about that

when you feel like it.

It's all too much, isn't it?

All right.

How manythings can I know

about you?

Come on.

Do I have to insist

about everything?

- Are you giving me the third degree?

- I don't have to.

If you answer my questions

that's enough.

How many questions are there?

- How many answers will you give?

- Three.

Three? That's fine.

- But...

- But?

I can ask you

three questions too.

That seems fair.

Who goes first?

As it's you,

I guess we have to tell the truth.

How could you doubt me?

I'll go first.

Have you got a girlfriend?

Have you?

No. Myturn.

Do I suit my hair like this?

- Yes, it looks good...

- You can only say yes or no.

- Sorry. Yes.

- Really?

Is that your second question?

No. Your turn.

Does she know I'm here?

No. Myturn.

- Do you think I'm a liar?

- Yes.

Thank you.

Use it well

it's your last que! stion.

May I see your mobile?

No. Myturn.

Use it well

it's your last que! stion.

Do you want to kiss me?

No.

Now you don't even say

"I'm sorrm'.

All right, f*** it, I'm sorry.

What the hell is your problem?

How long have we been together?

All night, all f***ing night.

I can't stand anyone for more

than an hour, not even myfriends.

- Is that supposed to soften me up?

- It's the truth.

You ran after your friend.

You know that was all an act.

And this is all an act too, right?

No, this is for real.

I want to be with you, I like you.

Until you get me into your bed.

- And you don't want to be there?

- Not today.

- Why not?

- Because I don't.

- Don't you like being with me?

- I do,

until you make me do things

I don't want to.

I don't want to kiss you

or sleep with you.

OK, perfect.

Now maybe you'd rather

that I went home.

- If you'll feel better...

- Possibly.

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