Storks Page #7

This baby is far too precious

and perfect for you. I'm taking her!

- I'm taking her.

- I'm taking her!

- I'm taking her!

- I'm taking her!

What is that?

My pants fell down. Oh, no!

- Where are we going?

- I don't know!

Oh, okay. Not that way.

Not that way either.

Hey, guys.

This is very overwhelming.

Hand over that thing!

Come one step closer,

and I will drop this.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...

Junior, look, hand over the baby,

and we'll let bygones be bygones.

More than that.

You can still be...

Why isn't it working?

One baby?

How about a million!

Wait, no!

Danger. Danger.

I did not think that through.

No!

- Turn it off! Turn it off!

- Aw!

You stop it this instant!

Shut it down! Shut it down!

This is my moment!

Whoa!

Ooh!

Oh, no!

Uh...

Uh-oh.

- Let's go!

- Come on!

Go, go, go! Grab it!

- Over here. I got this one.

- Catch it!

Got it! Whoo!

Out of my way! Out of my way!

Oh, no!

One million babies!

Oh, hi.

- Oh, no!

- No!

Come on!

Now it's time to do what

I should've done so long ago.

Destroy the Baby Factory!

No, you can't.

- Yes, I can.

- No, you can't!

- Yes, I can.

- No, you can't!

We could go on like this all day.

I'm just gonna go on

and destroy the Baby Factory.

Goodbye, baby-making machine.

What the heck?

Told you babies were smart.

Babies are dumb.

Babies are super-duper dumb.

- No, no, no.

- No, no. Wait, no.

- Diamond, give it back!

- You stop it, this instant! Stop! Stop!

Come on!

What?

No!

Whoa!

Now get over here and get me out of here.

Oh!

All right. Don't move.

Whoa!

What?

Oh, no.

No!

Always deliver!

Whoo! You did it!

I can hear my bones.

Yeah, we should land

because this hurts so much.

We did it! We did it! We're a family!

Yes! We're a...

Sorry, I kinda ruined the moment there.

I just have so much internal bleeding.

We're a family!

Look at that.

Uh, what? What? I thought it was broken.

I guess it was just dislocated.

It must've popped back in when we landed.

Oh, yep. What a twist.

- Oh, no.

- Uh...

So many of them.

They're pulling my feathers!

What are we going to do?

All right, everybody.

Gather around. Gather around.

An annoying person

asked me once why I wanna be boss.

Well, I never knew why until today.

Baby delivery is our true calling.

This is not just a bunch of

metal and glass

and whatever that giant

magical crystal-looking thing is made of.

This is the heart of what storks were

put on this Earth to do.

This is our mission.

We pride ourselves on customer service.

Well, this is a family that never

got the baby they asked for.

Make a plan.

Stick to the plan.

Always deliver.

That's great. This is great.

But we don't have any pods.

Wait! Everyone, stop. Would you stop?

Hey!

- What about these?

- Yes!

Thank you, Jasper!

I agree.

Baby delivery is what we're born to do.

Should we do anything about him?

It's...

It's fine.

They're here! Oh, my gosh.

I can't believe it! They're here!

They're here!

Aw...

Sign here.

And sign here.

Initial here.

Initial here, here, and...

I love you, my little lady.

And we always will.

Bye.

Oh, so you deliver to the front door.

So we didn't have to destroy

our entire house.

Yeah.

Yo, Stork! I ordered a brother!

I ordered a brother!

You wanna feed her her bottle?

Ninja skills.

You okay?

Of course. I'm fine.

Oh, this does not feel good.

Is every delivery gonna be like this?

What can I say? It's a terrible business.

I feel so sad all the time.

No. I'm actually fine now.

Yeah, it looks like you're

handling stuff real well.

Yeah. Look good, feel good.

Yeah, pretty cool, man.

Just enjoying it.

You know, I'm here if you

wanna talk about anything.

- I'm here to listen.

- Nope.

Okay, well, it seems like

you're handling it pretty well.

Yeah, I am.

- You're shaking.

- You're shaking!

Junior, it's okay

to let your feelings out.

I'm not feeling.

- It's healthy.

- I have no feelings!

Come on, let it out.

Hey.

We're all right behind you.

Go on.

Who is it, honey?

Who is it, Dad?

Mom and Dad?

All right, guys.

We delivered her.

Let's go.

Junior!

Where are you going? Get over here.

Yeah!

- Come on!

- No, no, no.

You love it.

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