Stormland Page #2
- Year:
- 2011
- 111 min
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Are you kidding?
Have you got everything?
Down with your trousers.
- What?
Get undressed.
- What?
Down with your trousers.
- No.
Are you a coward?
Come on, cowboy.
That's a helicopter.
- What?
Behind us.
- A helicopter?
Isn't it Tony Group
or something?
It's all right.
I've f***ed him.
Bend over like you're
looking for something.
Looking for something?
- Yes.
F*** you.
That was great.
Why are you so pissed off?
Well, now you're pregnant.
That would be great.
I've always dreamt
You're kidding.
- No.
Give you a ride home?
- No, I'll just walk.
Thanks for the f***.
See you.
Thanks for the show.
Welcome to the
Dagga Friendship Society.
You'll be invited to
our yearly feast.
It will be held in
the Riding Hall.
At least I don't have
to pay for a f***.
You broke my
girl's leg, you bastard.
I thought you had
all gone bankrupt.
No, we're not all losers.
We don't all live
with our mothers.
The country is being
sold for peanuts.
Know what I'm thinking of doing?
- What?
Opening a Disneyland
in Thingvellir.
And you know what?
- What?
I can.
Have you gone crazy?
What's wrong with you?
What do you mean?
- What do I mean?
My mom "watered the
trees with Coke"?
Have you gone nuts?
Take it down right away.
You can't blog like
this about my family.
Having just slept with me.
It's disgusting.
I wrote this before
we f***ed.
After your dad fired me.
What's the problem?
What's the problem?
Please.
Find another way to get revenge.
Come on.
It was just a joke.
No, a joke is funny.
This is just mean
and nothing else.
Nobody reads it.
Why do you blog if you
think no one reads it?
This could end up
in the papers.
It's just a metaphor.
- Metaphor my ass.
What's that?
A metaphor?
- Yes.
A simile.
When things get a different
meaning from before.
For example,
a table leg.
Table leg? And what does
the word "fat" then mean here?
You can interpret it
as you like.
You can't do this to us.
I can't change it.
I'm not for sale.
Not for money or tears.
Maybe I'll metaphor
a description
of what it's like to
sleep with you.
On Skagafjrdur.com.
What?
And describe in detail
how you do it.
You're trying to
censor my blog.
Am I not a free man?
In a free land on a free Internet?
I'll look at it.
- You'd better.
Do we have to
work in this rain?
Of course not.
Are you mental, Aron Freyr?
Grandpa always said
it was no use raking wet hay.
Your granddad was
a nutter
and never in the youth program.
He was just a lazy farmer.
Do you think Grettir
thought about the rain
when he swam to Drangey?
- Grettir who?
You're from here, Brimar Sr
and you don't know Grettir?
Get out.
Work.
Green with yellow bulbs
and multitudes of wild roses
the land bows down
to a still water.
And swimming swans
drunk with kisses
holy water.
Oh, B?var.
Did you come to visit me?
Or Lra?
Just to work in the garden,
remember?
I need a garden hose.
Isn't it raining?
- Not anymore.
Well.
What are you doing here?
Watering the garden.
- Why are you in here then?
Why aren't you out in
the garden?
I was just...
I was going to connect
the hose in the laundry.
It's good I bumped
into you.
I want to dedicate a
poem I wrote to you.
Get the f*** out.
What?
- Get the f*** out.
Bddi.
- F*** off.
You're crazy.
You going to the concert?
- What?
In Tallinn.
The f***ing good times
are tempting.
But after the mega party
you end up spewing
in an abortion
wishing you'd never
been born.
Stuck in this f***ing
hellhole. Forever.
He's crazy.
Am I only a semen provider?
Is that a problem?
Do you want anything more?
Yes, why not?
You're not father material.
Not the type.
Spend all your days
grumbling on the net.
I'm writing.
I'm a poet.
Writing, grumbling.
It doesn't matter when
you have to change diapers
or pay the bills.
So you don't want my help.
The role of father wouldn't
be your strongest suit.
You're a great guy.
But not quite in
touch with reality.
And I don't need assistance.
Well Dagga, congratulations
on your child.
It was the year 1022.
Grettir smundarson swam
from Drangey to Reykjanes
after the sun set.
He came to a farm
and lay in its hot spring
as he was quite cold.
He baked there
the whole night
and then went in.
It's beautiful, kids.
To understand Grettir's Saga
you must be bitten by the cold.
Then jump in the hot pool after.
You boys first.
"What doesn't kill you
makes you stronger"
Nietzsche said.
Get in.
Okay.
- Come on.
F***, it's cold!
I once went much deeper.
- Really?
I can't now.
I've got glasses.
Glasses?
If you want to
impress the girls
you have to show them
you're a real man.
Show them why your name
is Brimar Saer.
What are you doing?
Are you crazy?
What are you doing?
What's wrong with you?
Are you nuts?
Are you crazy?
What's wrong with you?
I'll tell dad.
You'll be exiled
from the family.
I don't care if you
f***ed Dagga.
A youth was in danger
near Grettir's pool
at four this afternoon.
Witnesses say the
youth program leader
B?var Steingrmsson was
showing the boy
from Drangey to the mainland.
These pictures show the
severity of B?var 's methods.
B?var lost his teaching job
after his student
broke a leg
on a field trip to Drangey
last spring.
We couldn't get hold of
B?var today.
The boy has pneumonia.
He won't be able to
go to the Funfest.
Maybe he will
slim down then.
Hey, mate.
Open the door,
you bastard.
Open the door.
Has he read
the book yet?
Is he dyslexic or what?
You don't have to change
one letter in this book.
It's not a bloody
crime novel, you know.
It's a self-help book
for life itself.
You have to profit
no matter what?
It is quite clear.
It has to be published
before Christmas.
Yes, do that.
What? Oh, hi.
You deliver mail today?
What? No.
I have to go.
Hello there.
Did we get mail?
- It's December 26th.
I met the postman,
Lra Maria.
Yes, exactly.
The mail came.
Joke.
Hey, I've had a crazy idea.
Well?
- I was thinking.
We should do a
film about this place.
This town.
A movie?
- Feature film.
You'll write the script.
You're great at that stuff.
And I'll do the rest.
We'll do something that matters.
And make some money.
Maybe once
the book's published.
Wasn't it supposed to come out
before Christmas?
My f***ing publisher
only understands low culture.
the bastard.
He knows what he's doing.
The money has to
come from somewhere.
If you can't profit
from low culture
how will you finance
the high culture?
Put on some pants.
What, does this make
you uncomfortable?
I'm hungry.
- Do I threaten you?
Always hungry.
Silla at the fish factory
is going to be a grandmother.
Dagga, she's expecting a child.
They're not celebrating the
paternity.
That's a load of crap.
I'm the father.
Really?
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