Stormland Page #3

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- Yes. That's what she said.

This can happen.

Is she going to let

us see it?

I would think so.

And are you happy about it?

I think so.

- That's nice.

Men are not that

into children.

I thought you had

waterballs.

Hello, mate.

- Hello.

How are you?

- Fine.

No weight gain

over Christmas?

No? Cool.

When's the book

being published?

Soon.

Dad?

- Yes, dear.

Thank you.

See you tomorrow.

OK.

Goodbye, mate.

Is dad here?

He opened his eyes

as soon as you came.

Isn't he cool?

Yes, he's cool.

Just great.

- Yes, he is.

Taking difficult

circumstances into account.

Don't you think he

looks like dad?

No, he's much cuter.

Viddi, how many kids

do you have?

Five creatures, man.

With four women.

I had a family portrait

taken the other day.

It was spectacular.

With all the kids?

- Yes.

And all the women?

- Yes.

Together.

- Yes.

It was brilliant.

Took a bit of time

but we did it in the end.

You have to get

something for the payments.

I'm always paying something.

Why do you think I'm

doing those commercials?

You have to start

behaving like a man.

I'm trying, man.

It's the bloody women.

They won't leave me alone.

There is something else.

If we're going to

work together

I have to tell you something.

Completely confidential.

Yes.

I'm a sex addict.

No really, it's a disease.

I went to a meeting.

It was really hard.

Loads of hot chicks there.

Babes all over.

It's like they say, man.

One day at a time.

I can't do this, Viddi.

I have to have a beer.

Of course.

A new dad.

I always go straight

to the bar from the maternity ward.

Christmas is over.

The last day of Christmas.

No mercy, boys.

Have some.

It's quality champagne.

Are you still sober, Keli?

- Yes, I can't touch it.

It ends with mental disease

or death.

But congratulations.

- Cheers.

Dagga is great fun.

A great girl.

I once had a guy from

the Faroe Islands here.

I think his name was,

Jgvan.

he had Dagga on the brain.

He f***ed her mercilessly

in every room.

I charged him for

at least three.

I collected

screwing tax from him.

Congratulations.

Biba.

Why are you speaking English?

- She speaks English.

She was raised in the capital,

you a**hole.

Company, I see.

Girls.

Merry Christmas.

- Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

- Merry Christmas.

Hey, it's time.

Happy birthday to you.

No, stop it.

Happy birthday to you.

January 7th.

Too bad she didn't give

birth after midnight.

Congratulations, dear brother.

So it's his birthday too.

Let's have a big party.

Cheers.

It's no special achievement

to make it through

one more year.

I've gone to rehab once a

year since I came here.

Apart from one year.

Then I went two years in a row.

No mercy.

Cheers.

To women and horses,

and the men who ride them!

Cheers.

Mom.

Dear mom.

Dear mom.

Dear mom.

Hey.

Biba is very agile.

Have you done her?

It's like a trip

to India.

She does this trick

with her tongue

and it's just... bombs away.

What's up?

She's just died

in the chair.

F***ing TV.

Mom.

Dear mom.

Mommy.

Bombs away.

Viddi.

- Yes.

You get the award for

best acting.

Why?

- It was very good.

I mean, you didn't

even know her.

Really well done.

For the first time

in your life.

Is everything a

f***ing joke to you?

Are you completely

emotionless?

Can't you take

anything seriously?

F***ing get out.

F***ing idiot.

I want to be alone

with mom.

F*** off.

I was going to give

it to mom

before I headed

south again.

Now it's too late.

Nobody knows what he has

until it's too late.

Win some, lose some.

TV killed mom.

Since we got a color

TV in August 1981

every night

and all weekend

she saw everything that

ever aired on TV.

For 28 years she watched

all the news, series,

soaps, live events,

commercials and the lotto.

She once had four numbers

in the lotto, won $2500

and bought her dream object,

the great flat-screen TV.

Mom's cause of death was

Hollywood pictures

with their loose storylines

which gradually tightened

around her neck,

choking her to death.

Have a nice trip.

Dear mom.

Is something wrong?

We have to talk.

The thing is that Tony,

Tta's Tony,

he wants to buy the house.

Tony Group?

- Yes.

We have to sell.

Everything else is

completely illogical.

And Tony wants a

beautiful summer house.

Which is total respect.

And...

And he wants to pay

Get it?

For that you can get a

great apartment in the capital

or go to Germany and

live like a king for years.

Do you have enough

to pay me my share?

Aren't we going to

christen the child?

I'm thinking of

Albert Sturla.

Albert like my father, he has

been so good to us.

And Sturla is a promise

to an old friend.

My love.

I was thinking

about Grettir.

Grettir.

No, come on.

I've been thinking...

thinking about whether

we shouldn't, you know...

Be together.

What?

- Be together.

You know, be a family.

- Family?

Yes, that's best for him.

- Best for him?

We could live together

in Stormland.

It's such a big house.

Those who have a kid together

should be together.

Don't misunderstand me.

I'm not in love with you

or anything. -Really?

No, don't think that.

I mean, we don't even

have to sleep together.

Just a living arrangement.

Two bedrooms.

We can sleep

together as well.

What do you want?

Blowj*bs in the bathroom?

No, I'm just saying I've

had enough of bullshit.

I want my son to be a

part of a family.

I want him to

have a dad.

I thought you were in love.

Doesn't Lra Maria want

to move from her mom's?

She's just some

video b*tch.

Video b*tch?

You know I only want

to be with you.

You're nice, funny and...

- Funny?

You can't just use me

to get you pregnant

and then just be...

free.

We have to stay together.

That's how it is.

No.

- Yes.

No, I don't want to.

Fine.

Great.

I'll move in here then.

I'm here.

What's for dinner?

Is that it?

You're hungry?

You're looking for

a new mother?

No, I'm just thinking

about the kid.

Do you even know what

size diaper he uses?

Society is a party

you can't leave.

You're always there.

Stuck in a f***ing party.

Alone in a corner

looking at books

while everyone else

dances in the living room.

I can't dance because the

only one I want to dance with

is watching her mother.

I walk the streets alone

as a loveless citizen

in the state of love.

Yes, yes.

Dear friend.

Yes, we stand together.

Strong together.

Bddi and Grettir.

The outlaws.

Did you see what grandma

did for you?

Yes, yes.

Why don't you answer

down there?

Are you avoiding me?

Has he slept for long?

- No, he woke twice.

I just fed him and

he was all right.

Fed him?

What did you feed him?

Skim milk.

- Are you nuts?

What, is that not OK?

- No.

You give him formula

if he can't get breastmilk.

Milk with nicotine,

you mean.

Yes, are you watching

your grumpy father?

He's so cute.

Looks a bit like you.

Grumpy.

Is Tony going to move in?

- No.

It's some kind of

confirmation gift.

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