Strange Magic Page #6

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Pare This thing called love,

I just can't handle it.

*both elves get onto lizard*

SunnyWho's a good girl?

Pare This thing called love,

SunnyYou're a good girl!

Don't you feel special?

Pare I must get around to it.

I ain't ready

A crazy little thing called love.

*whistles and beckons the Imp to go with them*

SunnyOkay! Let's go fetch Dawn.

Who's a good girl?

*they head off to meet with Roland’s army*

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RolandIn such dark as this, we must be ever vigilant.

Roland’s GuardsClear!

Roland Clearing is exactly what we're gonna do to this foul forest.

Roland’s Guard 1We're gonna...

Roland’s Guard 2Get ya!

RolandStealthily, we shall sneak up on... Who would live in this? Wipe that off, will you?

And, lo, a creature with no face.

Roland’s Guard 3It's looking at me.

Roland’s Guard 2I don't think that's possible.

Roland’s Guard 3Good point!

Roland Watch for grotesqueries at every corner. Imagine the most unimaginable danger.

*giant thud*

That's probably nothing.

*more giant thuds as Sunny, Pare, and the Imp arrive on the lizard*

Sunny Hey, Roland!

Thank you! Thank you, guys.

Roland Wait, wait! How did you get that to...

Sunny She fell in love with me!

PareMe, too! Is that wrong?

SunnyI got the love potion.

Roland Yeah, wow! You must really need that potion.

Sunny Wait! I got it for...

Roland Dawn! You got it for Princess Dawn. Winky-winky. And well done, for a little guy. Squish!

Sunny I got it... I got it... I got it for Dawn.

Roland I better take that... to keep it safe. Thank you, tiny rabbit!

Sunny It's almost moondown. Hold on, Dawn. I'm coming!

Okay, okay! Yes! I love her!

You know!

Come on, Lizzie! Let's go!

Roland Halt!

Roland’s GuardsHalt!

RolandMarch!

I lead!

Sunny Okay! Okay.

Act 11 Scene 5

In the Dark Forest

Goblins We're gonna get ya!

Love Dusted AnimalHelp me!

Love Dusted MushroomHelp!

Goblin Mushrooms in love!

Love Dusted FairyKiss me. Quick!

Goblin No smooching!

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In Bog King’s throne room. One of the goblins is snoring.

Stuff Shush him.

Thang You shush him!

Stuff You're closer.

Thang You're right. Shush!

*goblin wakes and drops his staff*

Bog KingSo, why don't you go and get some sleep?

Stuff What were you thinking?

Thang Don't hate me.

Stuff Too late.

Bog KingAnd leave me alone.

Thang Nice button-ere.

Stuff Not "button-ere." "Boutonniere."

ThangNo, it's not "boutonniere." It's "button-ere."

*Marianne crashes in and attacks Bog King who blocks the attack*

Bog KingWhoa, whoa, whoa.

Marianne Release my sister.

Bog KingOh, no! Not another princess! Well, at least you're not singing.

Marianne I'm coming straight on for you.

I've made up my mind.

Taking a little break?

I'm feeling strong now,

Now I'm coming through.

ThangNeed any help, sire?

Bog KingNo.

MarianneI'm coming straight on for you.

Yeah!

Straight on for you.

Bog KingImpressive!

MarianneI'm coming straight on for you.

Goblin to DawnRock-a-bye, fairy, away in your cell,

Scream your head off, but no one can tell.

MarianneHad enough?

Bog KingI could do this all day. But now, give me the potion!

Marianne The almighty Bog King needs a magic love potion.

Bog KingI don't need it! I want to eradicate it!

Marianne Well, eradicate this!

StuffAsk him. He'll appreciate it.

Thang Okay. Need any help?

Bog KingNo!

Bog KingLook at you!

Not bad.

Thang Looks like you need help.

Bog KingNo!

MarianneSo, is that all you got?

Bog KingNow I know

How to play my hand.

MarianneWell, I'm ready for you!

Bog KingWhat the winner don't know,

The gambler understands.

Marianne What does that even mean?

No! You don't stand a chance.

Bog KingYou don't stand a chance.

MarianneI'm coming straight on for you.

Bog KingYou fight well, for a fairy.

Marianne Wish I could say the same for you!

Bog KingWhat do you mean?

MarianneI don't know. I was expecting... more.

Bog KingStraight on for you.

MarianneStraight on for you.

Bog KingStraight on for you.

Bog King & MarianneStraight on for you.

Bog KingGo ahead. Kill me, but you won't get your sister.

ThangNeed any help?

Bog King & MarianneNo!

DawnWise men say

Only fools rush in.

Bog KingThe beast has awoken.

MarianneOh, no. What did she fall in love with?

Bog KingWould you care to see?

DawnFalling in love with you.

GriseldaFinally.

Love Dusted Animal 1Like a river flows,

Bog KingSee what happens when love is loosed upon the world?

Love Dusted Animal 2Fools rush in

Love Dusted Animal 3Would it be a sin?

StuffTell them to be quiet.

Thang You tell them.

StuffYour voice cuts through better than mine.

ThangThat's true. Quiet! Everybody be quiet! Be quiet!

Bog KingQuiet!

ThangQuiet! Quiet! Sorry.

Bog KingI hope you've got a strong stomach.

*opens cell*

DawnSugar pie, honey bunch,

You know that I love...

*Bog King closes cell*

Marianne You?

Bog KingYes.

MarianneAntidote?

Bog KingWorking on it.

MarianneI know she's a girl who falls in love

with every guy she sees, but this is ridiculous!

Bog KingI...

Thang Sire! I forgot to mention, you forgot your weapon upstairs. But I found your boutonniere!

Dawn Hi.

Marianne You know, I really enjoyed our fight, but I'll be taking my sister home now.

Dawn Oh, no, you're not!

Marianne Dawn!

Dawn Boggy-bear!

Bog King"Bog King!" Let's go back to our cell. Shall we?

DawnAnything for you, Boggy-woggy.

Bog King"Bog."

MarianneDon't listen to him!

DawnYou are not the boss of me! And don't even think about stealing my Boggy!

Bog King"Bog!" She stays here until I get the potion back.

MarianneForget the potion. Get the antidote, now!

Bog KingWell, maybe you should ask her.

Marianne"Her"? Who?

Bog KingThe Sugar Plum Fairy

Sugar Plum FairyWelcome!

Bog KingGive me the antidote.

Sugar Plum FairyIf you let me talk about that fateful...

Bog KingNo!

Sugar Plum FairyThen, no.

MariannePlease! I love my sister. I need that antidote.

Sugar Plum FairyOkay! I'll just need a few things.

Bog KingWhat?

Sugar Plum FairyAn eye of newt, a golden lute, a loom and a flute.

Bog King*to goblin*

Get those things.

Sugar Plum FairyAnd green beans, a nail file, a tangelo...

MarianneHey, will it really work?

GriseldaWho knows?

MarianneAnd you are?

Bog KingMy mother.

GriseldaGriselda. Don't you have a comb? It's drafty down here. Come upstairs. There's snacks.

Bog King & MarianneWell...

Act 11 Scene 6

Upstairs of Bog Kings castle. A table had been set out, with lots of heart-shaped decorations around the room. Griselda leads in Bog King and Marianne.

Thang & StuffI got a feeling

GriseldaIt's the best I could do on such short notice.

Thang & StuffThat tonight's gonna be a good night.

That tonight's gonna be a good night.

Griselda You two behave. Toodle-oo!

Thang & StuffThat tonight's gonna be a good...

Bog KingStop.

Thang …night! Yeah

Bog KingGo see if the antidote's ready.

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