Stripes Page #7

Get down.

- One tough door!

- You got it locked on the inside?

It's because of you people

that I cannot get outside!

It's always your fault.

You are not capable of handling--

to take orders from me.

- Open this door!

- I'm gonna squash him!

- Winger! Oh, I'm so glad!

- What are you doing here?

Look out, Louise!

There's a tank behind us! Move it!

Find John, will you?

I'm gonna kill him.

We had a car waiting.

Let's get outta here!

We're here!

You're in trouble!

You're going on report!

There's something

blocking the road. Hang on!

I'm gettin' too old

for this sh*t!

Gentlemen, we are in Germany!

Platoon, attention!

Queen Anne salute!

Get up!

Thank you.

It's great to be back home.

My people, we're number one.

All right.

All right, we're getting medals.

Look. Valorous service. Thank you.

What the--

A surprise party!

I'll kill you.

Whose idea was this?

Everybody's coming to my place.

This is ridiculous.

Senator, hang onto that,

will you, for me?

Oh, I wrote.

I didn't know if you'd come.

No questions, please.

We just want to get back

to our hoteI rooms...

and have some really serious sex.

What are you lookin' at?

Keep your eyes out there.

Oh, you old dog.

Right face!

Forward march!

Left...

Left, right, lett.

There she was just walkin'

down the street singin'

Doo wah ditty

ditty dum ditty doo

Snapping her fingers

and shuffling her feet singin'

She looked good

She looked fine

And I nearly lost my mind

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