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That's how it works.

Where are you guys located?

We are very close to the strip.

I'm getting paper,

I gotta get some paper.

Hold on one second,

I gotta write this down.

Here, write this down.

Write it down like your life

depends on it 'cause it does.

All right, go ahead.

Okay, coming from the strip,

take the 515 to the next light.

Okay.

They better have like,

16 girls, at least.

Hey, Cameron, you

excited about it now?

Yeah, I'm cool, yeah, let's do it.

Somebody grow some balls

and give me a smile,

Jesus, come on.

Come on, dude, let's do it.

We're gonna get you a woman.

On me, tonight it's on me, boys.

Twenty-one,

you're only twenty-one?

What do you say,

what do you say, Graham?

You have the option to stay,

if you want to, okay?

Whatever.

Let's do it.

Whatever, let's go.

Okay, for the record, I am

very we... very, very, I am...

Stop taking... I told you

to stop taking shots.

For the record... why?

I am aware of the

fact that this a...

might be my worse decision ever.

And I come from a long

line of bad decisions.

But on the other, hey...

on the other hand,

this might be the brightest,

shiniest moment of my life.

Not at all... it's probably

the worst idea ever.

Oh, come on, dude, if nothing else

we'll have good stories

in the morning.

Graham, what's up, dude,

are you happy?

I'm excited.

Excited.

It's your hat.

Hey, guys, you guys are so cute.

Luke, you're just so cute.

Graham, Cam, you guys

feel the energy?

I'm in, baby.

To a long life,

to a great trip in Vegas,

and you guys are my

f***ing best friends

in the whole world.

On three, happy birthday, Graham.

One, two, three...

We gotta work on that.

Oh, sh*t, I don't think we've

ever done that once.

We've never done that right yet.

You guys know what?

What?

You know, there's really

only two things

that I'm really good at.

You know?

You know what they are, right?

One is making... one is making

really bad decisions,

which are almost so bad,

they're awesome.

Like now.

And the other one

is thumb wrestling.

So, I'm gonna pay some

hooker and extra ten bucks

to thumb wrestle me, and I'll be two

for two at everything I do wonderful.

What's next, where we goin'?

Huh?

Uh, what do you mean,

where are we going?

We're goin' to the whore house.

Paradise.

Cam, focus.

Yeah, hey, I'm lookin'.

Um.

Give me the directions, bro.

Yeah, I don't have that...

I don't have that paper.

What?

What?

I know, I said I had it.

And I don't.

You douche.

It wasn't that... hey, it

wasn't that many directions.

We're gonna find it, all right?

It's cool.

Chill out, dude, chill out okay?

I'm chill,

I just don't know why...

Dude, look, hey, there's

the truck stop, right there.

Where?

It's right there.

We turn right there,

that's what they said.

There's a truck stop.

Turn the camera off.

That's the truck stop, let's go.

Turn the camera off, please.

Look, we're there.

We made it.

We have arrived.

Is that a cop behind us?

Is that a cop behind us?

Still okay.

This officially might be the

sketchiest place on Earth.

Sh*t, check this place out.

Might be offi... yeah.

My worst idea ever.

Okay, Cam, you're now

Captain Obvious.

What are you guys waiting for?

Who is that?

On the count of three...

one, two, three.

Who is that?

We're goin' in.

Whoever said this is a bad

idea is a dumb motherf***er.

I like your camera.

Boys, boys, boys, which one is Cameron?

Cameron is right here and you're on here.

You're Cam cam, hello.

Uh, who is your friend over here?

Yo, you.

Come here.

I wanta talk to Tommy Kay.

I'm not interested.

Uh, yeah, I'll make

you interested, baby.

Come here.

Come on, you're coming

with me, honey.

You're coming with me.

No, no, no, I can't, I can't.

I want you and you.

You and you right now.

Us?

Together, same time.

One, two, three, so, let's go.

Hi.

Take me to... Graham,

get yourself a girl.

Before we get started,

I will need a credit card.

And I will give you more than that,

but take this to start with.

No, no, no, no.

Well, boys, welcome

to the Paradise.

Tommy Kay, it's on me,

quit being a little p*ssy.

Get it.

Don't do it!

Thank you Daddy, Dr. Townes.

Hoowee!

Let's put this thing

down for a second.

Oh, boo, we'll get

it back in a minute.

Okay, let's take your pants off.

Yes! Cameravision anytime.

Well, ladies.

That is what the black

card went down for.

I gotta get a better view of this.

There we go.

Yeah.

All right.

There's plenty to go around.

Wait right here, sexy big boy.

I'm gonna go put something

more comfortable on.

Okay.

Do it in the kitchen.

Okay, it's weird.

I want you.

This place is like a f***in' maze.

I hope you guys enjoyed

what you just saw.

Hey, look, we're back to the start.

It's Tommy Kay.

We're black to the start?

I'm glad you're sober.

Nice to see you...

I'm sotally tober, dude.

Very funny.

How come you haven't gotten a girl?

Ladies and gentlemen,

Have you gotten a girl?

We don't get...

Why are your pants on?

Dude, what are you saying right now?

Whoa.

Dude, where did this

one come out of?

Hi.

Hello.

What's your name?

My name is Dr. Cameron Townes.

Dr. Cameron Townes.

Dr. Cameron Townes looks

like he needs a drink.

He does and he has a drink here...

Hey.

Enough stuff, pass, Cam.

You'll get yours in a minute.

Cam, please, lookit.

Hmm.

Hey.

I'm done.

Yeah, you'll get your... hey, get yours.

Drink up.

It's on Daddy Townes.

So, Dr. Townes, hello.

Yes, mam, Dr. Blonde.

Sam.

Sam, sexy.

What would you like to do?

Do you want to go

upstairs and talk?

If by talk you mean f***, then yes.

Okay, then that is

what we should do.

All right, I'm comin'.

Come on.

Let's go.

Cam, be safe, man.

Hey, Tommy Kay, be a man.

Watch your step, please.

Grow some balls.

Dude, I don't pay for p*ssy.

Watch your step.

This place is crazy.

There's like 30 rooms...

All for you.

Don't you love it?

Perfect, it's all for me.

Close your eyes.

All right.

On my way.

Huh?

Hey!

Come on, funny, open the door.

So, you had some fun

for yourself earlier.

I'm tryin' to.

How you feelin'?

I'm feelin' good.

Yeah?

A little drunk, maybe?

Don't I know you from somewhere?

I don't know, maybe.

Where do you think

you know me from?

No, not sure?

So, a little sleepy?

Yeah?

You wanna lay down?

That set's cool.

You like my outfit, baby?

Uh-huh.

Are you ready for this?

I was born ready for this.

Yeah, are you sure?

Yeah.

Hello?

Luke?

Graham?

Hello, this isn't funny, guys.

Hah.

Tommy!

What the f*** is this?

Tommy?

Yo, what is this?

Untie me.

You know, we paid you

good money for this.

What is this?

What are you doing?

Stop.

Help!

Somebody!...

Where are my friends?

Where are my friends?

Luke!

What are you doing, dude?

Stop it, please stop.

Help!

Graham!

Where are my friends?

Where are my friends?

What are you doing?

No, hey, what are you...

hey, don't do that.

Don't do that, don't do it.

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