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Look... oh, look, there's a girl.

I'm gonna bang her...

tonight.

You mean the girl

in the reflection?

Oh, you mean you, Cameron?

Ooh!

Right back at you.

Okay, you guys, let's bring it in.

Hands in, right here.

To Graham's 21st birthday.

And to your dad.

Thank you, Dad, for the wonderful room.

To Dr. Townes.

Gracias, Dr. Townes.

Bitchin!

That's the greatest cheers ever.

Documented, look,

did you see these?

History is in the making.

Ready, ready?

Get a close up on this, Cam.

One more, for good luck.

You... one more for good luck.

If you don't do it, your

whole family could die.

Dead, forever.

Come on, don't kill your mom.

Don't kill your mom.

F*** it!

Don't kill your mom.

Go.

One more shot.

Yeah, man!

Oh, gross.

My mouth is on fire.

It's on fire.

I'm not doin' it, I'm not...

Hey.

I'm pooping while I

play Brick Breaker.

So, a lot tonight, Bro.

Yeah.

Before we go out,

I wanna do a couple

jokes with you, okay?

Just get your confidence

a little bit higher.

Hear what I said?

Yeah.

You gotta trust me, man.

Can you leave?

I gotta wipe.

It's okay.

Part a life.

I gotta wipe.

Would you get the f*** out,

I gotta wipe!

First tip... white teeth.

They love white teeth.

Second tip...

Cameron,

Oh, my God, it smells in here.

Cameron,

Hey, baby.

Daddy's home.

World good.

Cracker Graham.

Hey, dudes.

Hey, dudes.

Nice to meet you.

Douche bags arrived.

Dude, he looks like a douche.

You're better off without her if

she's gonna go out with that guy.

I don't know.

Hey, give me a little Lukie smile.

Give me a little Lukie smile.

Just one?

Nah.

It's gonna be all right, dude, f*** 'em.

What's going on, man, I'm Chad.

Hey, did you bring a space ship?

Uh, no, no, it's time out, dude.

What's this all about?

It's the Cam cam... smile.

What's this, what's

this, what's this?

You're on Cameron camera.

You guys been playing since...

Just smile at the

camera and say hoorah.

What's this...

Yeah, can we get a hoorah?

I'm just...

I'm just kidding, man.

Hey, whoa, we're leaving.

Get that f***ing sh*t out of my face!

Hey, you guys, what is wrong with you?

Cam cam, get away...

Cam, stop.

Shut the f*** up, man.

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

F*** those b*tches up!

F***.

Dude, put your sh...

I'm not kidding.

Put your shirt on.

I swear on my grandmother's life

that I'm gonna take you out tonight

and you're gonna get laid.

And you're gonna forget about Capri

'cause you are a

handsome motherchucker.

You are sexy as hell, man.

I didn't mean to fight.

I didn't mean to fight.

Graham, you play too much, man.

I did.

You were going to give 'em

a piece of your sh*t.

I kinda like... I kinda like

you with your shirt off.

All right, camera off, IDs on, let's go.

That is pretty awesome.

Changin' my clothes.

We're goin' out and I'm

gettin' dick in my p*ssy.

Dick in your p*ssy

is what we're doin'.

Dick in your p*ssy?

There you go.

Dick in your p*ssy?

Oh, my God!

Here, here, here, here,

you want a pickup?

No.

What are you doing?

Stop, stop.

This is so cute, guys.

Sleeper hold.

Sleeper hold.

Hey, no more fighting,

let's go get drunk.

We're here on a mission

to find the rare creature

they call the Grahaminator.

He's a... he's a rare,

rare, spectacle.

He's been know to wander

this jungle aimlessly

looking for muff to burrow into

for hours and days at a time.

Some say he eats kids.

Some say he eats adults.

Some say he lives off nothing.

Some say he's the hardest

thing to spot in this...

Hey, Graham.

What?

Come here real quick.

One sec, dude.

Big play in the game.

Just real quick.

Hold on.

You want another card?

No.

All right, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Cameron, Cameron.

Come here.

I'm winning.

I'm winning.

Cameron, I love you.

How are you winning?

I'm playing blackjack.

Hey, p*ssy.

About that chick at the pool.

Oh, I know.

You know how you guys

said she was a hooker?

Yeah.

She mighta been.

I knew she was.

Hey, I'm sorry about that, okay?

Sh-hhh, don't.

Come play with me.

Happy birthday.

Come play with me.

I'm coming, let's go.

I want you to play ball.

Let's go.

Come on.

Come on.

I wanna... I wanna go...

remember that...

Let's go talk to that hooker.

Let's go find her.

Because I have money now.

Let's release teddy bear

back into the wilderness.

I have money.

I have... wait, wait...

Do I look good sitting backwards?

Do I look cool?

Look so hot.

All right, let's go.

Hey, guys, listen.

She was fine.

I got a solution.

No, what?

I got something else to do.

What?

It's sure thing.

Read it.

Yo, this girl just texted me,

she has two bottles of...

Paradise, this is...

Two bottles and a friend.

You can do that any time back home.

We're in Vegas in a suite.

We're willing to do anything

to make you happy.

Read it again.

I just... why do I have

to read it twice for you?

Read it again.

You heard it.

Read it again.

7-0-2-GET-2-WET.

It's a water park. Luke, you are a

articulate, intelligent, good looking

individual that is gonna go pay...

and back to me. Hey, Tommy Kay.

That is going to go pay for p*ssy.

One night, this one night!

Explain this logic to me.

And you Cameron,

I forgot about you

'cause you're a really ugly looking

dude so you have to go pay for p*ssy.

That makes sense.

I agree with him for...

What's the difference

for one night?

We're in Vegas, don't you want

to do something crazy?

Do you always play it safe?

No, we won't play it safe.

Let's go to the club

and get herpes.

But I'm not paying for p*ssy

and I'm not going to a strip club

because I got a bad feeling about it.

Hey, if worse comes to worse, it'll

make for a good story and we'll leave.

Come on, let's just

call the number.

What's it...

It's not gonna hurt anyone.

Luke, Luke, Luke...

Let's just go check the place out.

What?

Why are you trippin', man.

I'm gonna get you a girl,

you'll never even remember

the name Capri.

Come on, one night.

What is one night?

We're in Vegas!

It's your brother's birthday.

Just call the number.

That's true.

Call the number.

F*** it, give it here.

See, let's call it.

Tommy Kay, you won't regret it.

We'll just go for an hour.

Let's just go.

Are we going?

Hey, you're not gonna

regret it, buddy.

You won't have to

pay for it, I will.

This weekend's on me, man.

It's Cameron Townes'

party weekend.

You're not gonna regret it.

All right.

All right.

Oh, my gosh, there's so

much alcohol in that drink.

I put a lot of tequila in it.

I believe it.

Hey, there, welcome to Paradise.

Hey, babe, what's goin' on?

Oh, she's hot.

Who am I talking to?

Uh, Cameron.

Cameron, nice to meet you.

Hey, nice to meet you.

It's Candice.

Oh, Candice, nice name.

Um, what's goin' on, Candice? We're

trying to get some strippers over here.

Why don't you come here?

Come to you?

Yes.

Dude, that's how it works.

I promise I'll make

it worth your while.

See, they got kinky sh*t there.

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