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the rest of the trip.

You know what, Capri?

You know what, you're payment for us

driving you is us showing Jake this tape.

You're crazy, turn it off.

Taco chan, yummy yum-yum.

Hey.

Cameron?

Hey?

Yeah, what?

Team Jacob or Team Edward?

Team Jacob, dude for sure.

Love Lautner.

Right, that's what I'm talkin' about.

Steve Taylor.

That's what I'm talkin' about.

You kind of remind me of him, dude.

Really?

Maybe with your shirt

off, especially.

Do you think?

Yes, yeah.

Yes, definitely, I know.

TK, TK?

What, what?

Team Jacob or Team Edward?

What?

Edward or Jacob?

F*** you talkin' about?

Dude, don't be a fag.

Team Edward or Team Jacob?

Oh, I'm the one being a fag,

and you guys are talking

about which Twilight

character I like.

All right, fine, I seen Twilight a

couple times and it's not a big deal.

A couple times?

Truth comes out.

Dude, you know what,

give me the camera.

Okay, Capri, now I want you

to swear into the camera.

I swear.

Uh, swear on your burrito.

I swear on this burrito

that this fine establishment

has made for me

that I will be one of the guys

for the rest of the trip.

And once we're in Vegas,

I will find my boyfriend

and let you little boys

have your bro time.

And I swear I'll pee standing up.

And I swear I'll pee standing up.

That's gross.

Ooh.

Oh, wait, and I also swear

that I won't tell about

our yoga class Friday.

Oh.

Toga.

Toga.

Just a minute, it's okay.

I'm really getting

into Roman culture.

Toga.

Douche bag.

Graham, Cameron,

could we just let her eat, and go.

I want to learn how

to lick my elbow.

Hey, get a room, get a room, guys.

Stop.

Seriously, gross.

Gross.

I mean, I'll punch you in the face.

Oh, wow, okay, that's...

That was my burrito.

Just 'cause you swore on it,

doesn't mean it's yours.

Yeah, it kinda was.

Why...

I just don't know.

He kinda just swept me off my feet.

Oh, that is so lame.

You don't think it has

anything to do with the fact

that he's like, a marine adonis?

Despite how perfect he is,

there's no way this

guy is right for you.

Don't you think maybe it

should be me and you?

I just think you and I are

some day kind of relationship.

Jake and I are a today kind

of relationship, Lukie.

When do you think some

day will be, Capri?

I just don't know, Luke.

Don't put so much pressure on me.

What am I supposed to do?

Dance.

Tell me. Just tell me what to do.

Just dance.

Okay.

Yo, what are we waiting for?

What are you guys doing?

Spotted.

Go, move, move.

Move, we're spotted!

No, you ruinin' my gain

right now... hello?

Damn you, Tommy.

With what guys?

Listening to us five minutes?

Call you right back.

Cameron.

I thought it was past five minutes.

No.

He didn't hear anything.

Let's go.

We gotta go.

Can you talk to Ashley,

tell her that you're not a girl.

Ashley, Ashley,

I'll buy you a drink...

For the better of all of us.

It's Graham.

You're in time out.

Graham, take it easy, brother.

Graham.

Ow!

Oh, you're gonna

f***ing crash, dude.

Holy sh*t.

We're going to be there in twenty miles.

I'm pulling off, I'm pulling off.

We're gonna be there

in ten minutes.

Where are you gonna pull off?

There's no exits.

What do you want me to do?

I want you to hold it, like a man.

Do you have like, a

f***ing box or something?

A box?

He's gonna sh*t in a box.

Let's make him sh*t in a box.

Hold the wheel for a sec.

No.

Hold the f***ing wheel!

I don't know.

What is he doing, dude?

Come on.

Graham.

No.

If you do this, we're turning around.

Oh, my God.

Okay, okay.

Ohh!

What, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm over the hump,

I'm over the hump.

What's wrong with you?

What did you eat today?

Oh, my God, ahh!

All right, seriously,

this is the kind of fine establishment you

do not go inside of unless you want to get

man raped by a truck driver with a

Fu Manchu, you know what I mean?

And Graham's been in here

for like, 30 minutes.

We're gonna go check on him.

Yo, Grahaminator?

I just pooped.

I was guessing you had.

Jesus, it smells great.

Well, hello.

What do we have here?

There it is.

Women willing to do anything to make

you happy. In all caps, anything.

Believe you me, I can

put that to the test.

Capri and Luke, sitting in a tree,

k-i-s-s-i-n-g,

first comes love,

then comes marriage,

Are we going to have to deal

with this the whole trip?

Are we going to have to deal

with this the whole trip?

That's not all, that's not all,

baby's f***ing sucking my balls.

Oh.

In Vegas, stays in Vegas.

What stays in Vegas,

stays in Vegas.

Stays in Vegas.

What happens in Vegas,

stays in Vegas.

Stays in Vegas.

I'm taking your girl!

All right guys,

I gotta show you this...

this is too awesome, check it out.

These colors look familiar?

Women willing to do anything

to make you happy.

Ladies and gentlemen,

at long last we have arrived.

Las Vegas, the strip, sin city.

We're gonna find out

why it's called sin city.

We're here, we have

arrived, we've come.

Still get's a little wild

because of Graham's stoner ass.

Ohh, check out that

chick over there.

Graham, get her number, dude.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we have arrived at long last.

Start your engines.

The crew is in the house.

That was the engine starting.

That is Graham's engine starting.

Hey, check this place

out for a second.

Yo, yo, yo, yo.

Hey, special thanks to

my father, Dr. Townes,

for hooking us up with

the most bomb-ass suite

that this town has to offer.

All right, hey,

one of you jokers take this.

Film me.

I don't know where the room is.

I'm out of breath already.

I can't breath anymore.

I can't breath anymore.

I can't...

Ow!

You're such a p*ssy.

What floor are we on?

Okay.

And we go... the hallway

that's gonna lead us

to the scene of the crime.

Where did you get that?

This is my documentary.

Actually feels pretty good.

Okay, so tell me, what's the...

oh, shi... oh, my God.

Oh, Graham.

Graham, what the f***?

Graham cracker.

Dude, I missed it, you

gotta do it again.

Nothing happened.

Do it for the documentary, come on.

Are you jealous, because I just

got the most amazing footage.

No, and actually I have a good idea

because now we can get some

tag team double footage.

Two different angles.

Two different angles.

Dude.

F***.

But I'm gonna need your camera.

You all right, buddy?

Hey, you think you can do it again?

I think I ruptured my coccyx.

Think you can do it again?

Move, move, move, move!

This is amazing.

Thank you, Daddy.

You kidding me?

This is what I'm talking

about, Cameron.

Who wants some shots?

Watch it.

Seriously, thank you, Daddy.

Wait a second, where's Graham?

Graham?

Graham?

Where the heck is Graham at?

Graham?

Hey, where'd Graham go?

- Graham?

- Where's little Graham crackers?

Sh-hhh, you can't see

me, now can you?

Dude, you're scaring the kids.

Or can you?

You're scaring the kids.

B*tch.

Uh! My ear!

Did you guys check out this here?

Oh, my gosh, that's amazing.

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