Stroker Ace Page #7

It started out with 4, then 3,

now it's down to 2.

The only thing between stroker Ace

and the checkered flag is Aubrey James.

Doesn't matter what I think,

but in 3 miles or in 2 laps,

one of these 2 guys will be

the Nascar champion.

I got you now!

Damn!

It's the white flag. One lap to go.

30 seconds and Harold Kinder

will drop the checkered flag

on what portends to be

a dramatic finish.

Come on, 10!

The whole Nascar season will be decided

between these 2 guys

by just a matter of inches.

Come on!

How's this for spectacular?

Wa-hoo!

Unbelievable!

Upside-down over the finish line.

Hee hee! Woo!

Hey, stroker!

Did you see that?

You should have seen it!

I was in the car!

Get that piece of sh*t out of here!

Whoa!

What, ap? Upi?

Good. Great.

To the left.

Right over there, please.

Fellas, it's a go.

You're a champ. Let's get him.

Give him a peck!

Another!

Hey, you!

Hey, smart ass!

Won the championship?

Champion.

Well, I ain't mad.

No?

No. Because I am clean out of it.

I'm fired?

Yes!

You're fired!

I fired you, boy,

right in front of god and everybody

in the press box!

Don't laugh at me, redneck!

I'm the richest man you'll ever know.

Just how rich is you?

I am s--

MacKenzie?

No.

Doc's the name. This here's my dad.

Would you like a victory drink?

Should we give him a cluck?

Arnold, is it all right?

Let's give him a cluck.

Did the best I could.

You done good, stroker.

Give me another marker, Burt.

This is mine.

Hers is the quiet one.

I see Torkle, I get worried.

Don't worry... worry.

That's kind of a Jimmy Stewart.

It's Burt.

It's me.

Nothing but white pages.

Give me some stickum, will you?

Ain't you going to read it, stroker?

Of course I'm going to read it.

There's print in here,

and it's right side up.

And action!

Let's go.

Ready?

I stay ready.

Kyle, you ready?

Da doo da

Guys, clean up your act!

Oh!

Where does it say in the contract

the producer has all the fun?

See that tail? Unique, huh?

Got some--

Do it again.

Pembrook feeney?

That's her real voice.

That's--

That's her--

That's real thunder.

Wait for that to die.

Chicken pit advertising

and public relations.

Nah.

Give us that again.

Here we go.

Rolling!

Ha ha!

Here we go!

You might be interested in this.

I was about to show stroker our--

I forgot what it was.

Ha ha!

Ha ha!

Stay there. I'll come by again.

It's like going by herschel Walker.

Bags!

So many bags there!

Just keep rolling.

I'll have it in a second.

Ok.

I couldn't share a room

with a man I'm not married to.

Why not? I mean--

Ha ha!

We have to get going.

We have a r--

It's catching.

Oh...

Stop!

He has a beautiful voice.

He has a beaut--

Keep singing.

Mark.

That no-class son of a b*tch

doesn't know who he's dealing with.

I have talked to 4 lawyers.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Mark!

That no-class son of a b*tch

doesn't know who he's dealing with.

I talked to 4 lawyers.

They all said the same thing.

Torkle's got to fire you.

Oh, yeah?

I happen to have a pretty good--

Ha ha!

Ready, Burt?

I'm ready.

Hurry up! I'm molting.

Burt, I need technical advice.

Reed, what do you think?

Oh.

A couple--3 things wrong, Burt.

I've been lookin'.

The set's weak.

Your dialogue's weak.

I like the people you got here.

The home run is...

Your wardrobe is beautiful.

Ha ha!

Come on!

Let's have some fun!

What do you say?

Not you, Reynolds.

Cameras rolling.

"B" camera mark.

All right? Ok?

Ok. Come on, bubba.

Ugh!

Action, bubba!

Damn it. The door won't open.

Ha ha!

That a cut?

No. Yeah, go ahead and cut it.

Over here.

He's got to fire stroker

during the seas--

Sorry about that.

You got till 4:
00.

The race is over--

The race is over at 4:00.

Common marker.

Common marker.

Did you have a nice day?

Is that right? You shittin' me?

Son of a b*tch.

What do you mean, a raise?

Ha ha ha!

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