Stuart Little 3: Call of the Wild Page #4

- I'm a bad brother skunk!

- Hold your nose

Say what?

I'm just talking about Reeko

So you wanna be a big man?

Put some bump in your jump

A glide in your stride

So you gotta be cool, man

When you hear...

You better be the first to hide

I know the hot spots

Where they got good grub

Man, you better listen to me

You like insects?

I love them bugs

Yo, I mean grubs, literally

Sing, girls

Listen to Reeko

No one knows all that he knows

He's the skunk with the funk

That's me

Funky

- He's got savoir faire

- Coming out my derrire

- Because Reeko's...

- Funky

- He's so classy

- Sometimes gassy, but yo, I don't care

- Because Reeko's...

- Funky

Being funky, hey that's my duty

Y'all move out the way

Stuart, move, man

I gotta move my booty

Hey

- Listen to Reeko

- Better listen to Reeko

No one knows all that he knows

He's the skunk with the funk

The smelly, smelly hunk

All this junk in my trunk

That's me

Reeko!

Thank you very much

Hey!

You know, Reeko, I'm really having

a good time this summer.

- And I'm learning a lot.

- That's why you pay me.

Yeah, sure.

- Well, gotta go.

- Watch out for that.

Well, see you tomorrow, Reeko.

- Hey, Stuart.

- Yeah?

- You did good today, bro.

- Thanks, bro.

Hello. Hungry.

All right, all right.

I only have four legs.

That Monty's got some appetite.

Oh, no.

Snowbell, I'm sorry,

we're out of cat food.

Mr. Little will be back in an hour

with the groceries.

I've got to do something

about those pipes.

Hey, where you been?

I've been banging for 10 minutes.

Yes, well, there's a slight glitch

in room service.

The food won't be here

for an hour.

- Well, okay.

- I knew you'd understand.

I'll go find my own grub.

Monty.

- Monty, what are you doing?

- I'm getting some grub.

- You want some?

- You can't go.

You don't know what's in that forest.

Squirrels, bunny rabbits,

a monkey or two.

No, no. There's a...

- Monkey?

- Yeah.

Cute, furry monkeys

live in the forest.

Everybody knows that.

I'll address that misconception

at a later date.

There is a Beast in that forest!

Yeah, right.

This from a guy who doesn't believe

in forest monkeys.

How could you be so selfish?

If you get ripped limb from limb,

who's gonna look out for me?

Dead cat walking.

You're looking pretty cocky

for someone in your situation.

That Beast's got nothing on me.

Guess we'll see tonight.

Tonight?!

Monty?

Boy, am I glad you're back.

I was so worried.

I thought for sure

you'd been eaten by the...

Skunk.

Yo, relax, powderpuff.

I'm here for Stuart. He around?

Stuart? And you know him how?

What do you mean, "how"?

What, you don't think

we could be friends?

- Reeko?

- Hey, Stuart. My man!

- Yo, I was just telling this dustmop...

- What are you doing here?

What do you mean,

what am I doing here, man?

You're embarrassed

to be seen with a skunk.

- No, I...

- Well, "No, l" what?

My parents don't exactly know

I've been sneaking off.

Oh, I get it.

Hey, listen, yo, I need a favor.

How about an advance

on the next lesson?

Could you scrounge

something up for me?

- Stuart!

- Oh, man. My parents.

I'll try to get what I can for you

right after dinner.

Look, dude, I got

better things to do...

...than to hang around under the porch

until you finish dinner.

No, I meant after you have

dinner with us.

No, no. Look, don't even tr...

For real?

And no lie?

You really want me to sit down

with your family?

Yo, and I thought you were...

I've never been invited

anywhere before.

This is big.

Mom, Dad, I want you

to meet my friend, Reeko.

A kitty cat.

Hello there, Reeko.

Glad to meet you.

Well, aren't you adorable?

Mom, I invited him for dinner.

Is that okay?

It's...

It's getting stuffy in here.

I think I'll open a window.

Thanks, Mom. Great dinner.

No. Like this.

Got it.

So, Stuart...

...where did you and Reeko meet?

- Where? Well...

- Maybe I should tell them.

Yeah, Reeko, you go ahead.

Well, it was like this.

I was just...

And then, look at him now.

Well, I guess that

just about covers it.

- Right, Stuart?

- Yep.

Yep, it sure does.

Okay, Reeko. Thanks for stopping by.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Okay, maybe I'll see you

tomorrow too.

I've got some food for you.

It's right over here.

I hope this is enough.

It'll have to do.

You know, Stu, you all right.

- Thanks.

- No, man. I really mean it.

You're the only one I ever met...

...that didn't run for the hills

the first time you saw me.

You didn't judge me,

and that goes a long way.

I tell you what,

next favor, it's on me.

Yeah. Well, keep it real, man.

I will.

Bye.

Oh man, who am I kidding?

I owe the Beast way more.

That much food just doesn't

appear out of nowhere.

Slap my tail and call me stinky.

- Are you still here?

- No, I was just going off to the party.

- Party?

- Who told you about the party?

- You know what, Snowflake?

- It's Snowbell.

I'd love to get you in

but it's A list only.

- Very exclusive. You have to be cool.

- Well, I'm very good at charades.

That counts. It starts when the moon

rises in the clearing...

...just on the other side

of those trees.

No, forget it. There's a vicious,

cat-eating beast out there.

Oh, yeah. Right, right.

- You gonna believe that fairytale?

- What do you mean?

Cowbell, baby.

Did you ever see

this so-called Beast?

- No. Not exactly.

- Me either, kid. And I live out there.

Dude, you'd think I'd run across

this legendary Beast...

...once or twice, right?

- I guess.

And let me ask you, bro...

...do you think all of the animals

would be getting together...

...getting their groove on at night,

in the woods...

...if this supposed Beast

actually existed?

Now that you mention it, that kid who

told us that story did look a little shifty.

Can I bring anything?

Just yourself. You are definitely

gonna add some flavor.

Now, remember,

tell them Reeko sent you.

And don't mention this to Stuart.

No dis, but he's not hip like you.

I do have sort of

a subtle hipness, don't I?

Don't worry, my lips are sealed.

At least until tonight.

Where's he going?

- Big man

- Big man

Big man on the block

Hello. I am Snowbell

of the Manattan Bells.

Big man

Reeko sent me.

- On the block

- Yeah, I'm the big man

- Big man

- Big man on the block

The big man on the block

Reeko sent me.

Do you enjoy charades?

I'm the man with the biggest walk

Yeah

That's it. Walk right on in.

I hope the Beast likes take out.

Have no fear, the party is here.

Name's Snowbell.

Just in from the city.

New York City.

Rubes.

The big man on the block

Snowbell?

Where are you?

They probably think

I'm crashing the party.

Hey, guys, it's all right.

I'm on the A list.

- He's on the menu.

- Reeko sent me.

They were probably the caterers.

It's the Mount Everest of edibles.

Snowbell?

Time for this cat to pig out.

Now, this is what I call

a food pyramid.

All my favorite food groups are here.

Snowbell. Oh, dear.

Pizza, donuts. Oh, yeah.

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