Stuart Little 3: Call of the Wild Page #5

Get out of there!

Top of the world, Ma!

Hang on, Snowbell. I'm coming!

I gotta go get help.

You're making a huge mistake.

I will give you such a hairball.

You'll hack and cough for weeks.

- Rise and shine.

- Good morning, boys.

Mom, Dad.

Snowbell and I were out in the woods,

and the Beast got him.

- Nightmare.

- Nightmare.

No, no, it's real.

We gotta save him.

- Sounds like quite a dream.

- But it wasrt a dream.

Come on downstairs

and have breakfast.

George?

- What?

- I need your help.

You don't wanna eat me.

I taste terrible.

I should know,

I lick myself every day.

Don't speak.

Your fur is so soft.

It's not like the other animals

in the forest.

Theirs is coarse with burrs.

But yours is clean and silky.

Well, I do try my best

to take care of it.

Regular tongue baths

and good grooming.

I have different plans for you.

Madam, I had no idea.

I mean, it's not that you're

entirely unattractive.

And I'm not opposed

to a summer fling, per se.

- But I just don't think it would work out.

- I don't want you.

I want your fur.

Well, thank goodness, beca...

My fur?

For a rug.

It gets cold here in the winter.

Gee, as much as I'd love to help out

with your home decorating...

...I'm rather attached to my fur.

That won't be a problem much longer.

Wait, wait. Maybe you could...

...fatten me up for a while.

Yeah, you'd have a bigger rug.

More spacious.

You're right.

Eat.

- What is this?

- Eat or be eaten.

Don't you have anything in a can?

Guys, guys. We need to organize

a search party right away.

- What happened?

- It's Snowbell. He's been kidnapped.

- Now, Stuart.

- You gotta believe me!

- Who took him?

- The Beast.

- The Beast?

- Oh, yeah.

- Oh, come on.

- Watch out behind you.

- Tell them, Brooke.

- Oh, Stuart.

That was just an old campfire story.

I was just messing with you.

The Beast isn't real.

Yeah, a phony, just like Stuart.

- Can't believe he fell for that.

- Loser.

I'm telling you the truth.

Snowbell's in big trouble.

Really? Was he taken by the shark?

Sorry, Stuart.

- Now what am I gonna do?

- Just forget about it.

He'll be back

once he gets hungry.

I gotta help Snowbell.

We're all living in a world so scary

Can you find a place to hide?

You come unraveled

When the bones are rattled

In the closet of your life

Will you fit tomorrow

When the shadows come to light?

It's never fun to be the only one

To keep us safe inside

Here I come to save the world

Enter hero of the day

Who's come to save the world

Dear George, I have gone

to the other side of the lake...

...to save Snowbell from the Beast.

Please tell Mom and Dad

not to worry.

P.S. You were a good brother.

P.P.S. If I don't come back...

...you can have my car.

- You wanna go around the lake again?

- Sure.

Hey, guys, wait for me.

Hi, George. Want to be

my buddy on the hike today?

- Sure.

- Sweet.

Need a hand?

Thanks for the hand.

No problem.

Reeko, where are you?

Reeko!

Yo, hey, Stuart.

What brings you here, man?

- The Beast took Snowbell.

- I'm sorry to hear that.

Wow, he was a great guy.

Let's take a moment of silence.

Okay, done.

I'm sure we'll all miss him.

Take care now.

- We gotta save him.

- That's nuts.

- Not if we do it together.

- Yo, now you are really talking crazy.

I'm staying as far away

from the Beast as I can.

But you said

you don't sweat the Beast.

Yeah, yeah, Stuart.

I said that. Listen carefully.

I was lying.

- Lying?

- Yeah, I do that.

I'm just a skunk.

A rotten, unpopular, smelly,

freeloading skunk.

Ask anyone, they'll tell you.

I'd never fight the Beast.

That was something I just said so,

you know...

...you'd like me.

Well, I liked you anyway.

Reeko, I'm going.

With or without you.

Then...

Then I'd say it's without me.

Stuart. Wait up, will you?

Snowbell's history, man.

There's nothing you can

do for him now.

Stu, why don't you listen to me?

Because it's my fault.

I saw him, but I didn't

get to him in time.

Dude, you werert the one who sent

him straight into the jaws of the Beast.

Sent him? Wait a minute.

What do you mean, "sent him"?

Listen, Stu...

...I can explain.

And I thought you were my friend.

Why would you do that?

It's complicated.

The Beast is a cruel,

heartless monster.

She doesn't care about

anybody but herself.

Then you two must have

a lot in common.

Stu, slow down.

Slow down and think

about what you're doing.

It's too risky, man.

When it comes to friends,

sometimes you gotta take a risk.

- Kid's got a point.

- What y'all looking at?

Any of you wanna join him?

I didn't think so.

- Come on.

- You can do it.

- Come on.

- You can do it.

- Pull!

- Pull!

- Bee.

- Bee! Bee!

Man, Elwin. You rock.

Come on, scouts.

Time to scrub the toilets.

Who's excited?

Hold it.

And what do you have

to say about this?

Scouts do not litter.

Remember, take only memories,

leave only footprints.

That's really high.

Hey, you up there.

Can't we talk this over?

You don't have to kill me.

I'll be a good rug.

I'll just lie real flat.

- I won't move a muscle all winter.

- Pathetic.

- Little high, Little low.

- Little hey, Little ho.

Honey, please.

Not in front of the scouts.

Diminishes my authority.

- Be careful. You'll lose that.

- Hey, where's Stuart?

I thought he was with you.

Now, sweetie, I'm sure

he's perfectly safe.

- Stuart!

- Stuart!

- Stuart, are you here? Stuart!

- Stuart, where are you?

Stuart?

I'd know that sound anywhere.

Snowbell, are you all right?

- Snowbell?

- I'm so delirious, I'm hearing voices.

Great, now I'm hallucinating.

Snowbell, step through the loop.

Well, at least I conjured up

a mirage with a plan.

Yeah.

- Am I glad to see you.

- You look like my friend Stuart.

Only much braver

and better-Iooking.

- I will call you Larry.

- Snap out of it.

Stuart? It is you.

What are you doing here?

And what have you done

with Larry? Larry! Larry!

Come on, we gotta get out of here.

- Son, are you in there?

- Stuart!

- Stuart!

- I can't find him.

Stuart, where are you?

Stuart, honey.

- I haven't seen him.

- Oh, no.

- Stuart's gone into the forest alone.

- Listen up.

We gotta take this search party

to the other side of the lake.

Now, now, hold on a second.

Isn't this a bit much?

If you ask me, I'd say your boy is

just looking for a little attention.

What's that supposed to mean?

First, we had the shark

in the lake story.

Now, it's a beast in the woods story.

What's next here? Sasquatch?

Let's get one thing straight.

If my son says

there's a beast out there...

...then, by golly,

there's a beast out there.

Yeah. My brother's not a liar.

- What about "no scout left behind"?

- Yeah. She's right.

- Come on, Stuart's one of us.

- Okay, all right.

Well, I guess it'll give me a chance

to try out my new GPS.

Why am I seeing killer robots

in lava fields?

Okay, listen.

Scouts, my boy is lost in the woods.

We're wasting time.

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