Suck It Up Page #2
- Year:
- 2017
- 101 min
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- Nice meeting you.
- -So nice.
Thank you.
"We'll be in touch"?
I didn't know
how to deal with that, man,
she's the weirdest.
You can't even wait
until we get home?
Nah, I don't have
to wait till I get home.
Can't re-grow
your liver, Ronnie.
Hey, why don't we focus
on you for a little while?
You know what can regrow?
Your hymen.
No, it can't.
Can it?
Who was the last guy
you f***ed?
If you say Garrett,
I'm gonna poop.
Okay,
it wasn't Garrett.
How many
have there been since Garrett?
- One
-one.
What was his name?
David.
What color
were his pubes?
I think they were like...
Calico...
Okay.
I haven't slept with anyone.
Good.
That settles it.
Operation get faye laid
starts right now.
Put it on the fun schedule.
Okay, it's not like
i can't get laid.
I wanna play, too.
Operation get Ronnie laid...
Also, starts now.
Uh, it's always
operation get Ronnie laid.
Land ho!
I'm not vaccinated for this.
Well, now...
I knew there was a reason
i skipped work today.
Girls, you got a band-aid.
No, but I could use
some disinfectant.
What do you need
a band-aid for?
Well, it's just
for all these cuts. Pow!
Can I buy you a drink?
- No, thank you.
- Absolutely.
Bobby?
Gonna need a couple
on my tab.
Oh, my god, you have a tab?
-I sure do.
-That's so cool.
-You like that?
-Yeah!
You know you ought
to come back on Sundays.
We do a little
You know,
if you get dirty,
you drink for free.
- Sh*t! What a deal!
-Mmm.
Sign me up.
Well, I will. What's your name?
Ronnie.
Ronnie, the wrestler.
I like that.
They call me Dale.
You wanna dance?
I'd love to dance.
And how about you, red?
No, thank you, dandruff.
Whoa... this is
protein powder, I think.
Can we just go?
Hey, we're gonna
need a couple of shots.
Tequila!
- Ready. One, two, three.
- -Okay.
Ugh...
Mmm.
I like the pink ones.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
Go, red,
you've come to life.
Cheers to that.
Yeah!
No, no.
Where are you going?
Red, come back.
She'll be all right.
Come here, you.
She stood still,
he spun around,
he took a spill,
and she fell down.
She stood still,
and he spun around,
he took a spill,
and she fell down.
She stood still,
and he spun around,
he took a spill,
and she fell down.
She stood still,
and he spun around,
he took a spill,
and she fell down.
- Ronnie...
- Whoa...
We're kind of
busy in here.
--Get off, please.
No, I have a mission.
You heard.
She has a mission.
Okay, let's abort mission.
- No...
- -Seriously.
No, can't do, soldier.
I have a duty...
To my vagina.
- She has a duty, red.
What about her duty?
Red, red, the future
Are you seriously
just gonna leave me like this?
Husband!
- Hey!
-Hi.
No Ronnie this morning?
She's still sleeping.
- You know Ronnie.
I don't know her
that well, actually.
I only met them last summer.
Oh, you knew Garrett?
Mm-hmm.
Right on.
Hey, what are you
doing tonight? I think, um...
might kill each other
if we don't spend some time
with some other people.
I was gonna barbecue
around 7:
00.You should come.
Uh, Ronnie
can give you directions.
Cool.
Guess I'll see you
tonight then.
Did you want some candy?
Yes, yes, I did.
You're up.
Ready for vision boards?
No!
Very funny.
You ever made
Hmm. Of course not.
That would actually
require thought
about the future.
Why does it say,
"Alex, bbq" on there?
Oh, I ran into her downtown.
She invited us over.
Well, maybe
we can just tell her
we're on the master cleanse
or something.
She'll understand.
What else
are we gonna do tonight?
White house.
We'll hit
As appealing
as that sounds,
I think I'm gonna go to Alex's.
Are you guys like...
Not-friends?
Friendly.
How do you know her again?
Ah! She's like one of Garrett's
random friends
from summers here.
I...
I just don't wanna go.
Okay.
You don't have to.
So, you're just gonna go
over there all by yourself?
Yeah.
Like, you don't even know her.
Not as well
as you know, say, Dale.
But, uh, I think I'll survive.
They're here.
Hello, ladies.
Uh, Ronnie, faye, this is
my roommate, granville.
You can call me "granny."
Who likes beer?
Grab a bunch.
We'll be in the garden.
Uh... bathroom?
Just around the corner.
Uh, just make sure you hold
the flusher down
for three Mississippi's
she doesn't know about you.
Okay.
Faye... she can't
know about you.
Okay.
Alex, this is super important.
She can't know about you.
Ronnie...
It's okay.
Okay, okay.
Do you like space?
- Yeah.
It's okay if
you're not that into it.
Not that into it.
Get out of my house.
No, I'm kidding. That's a joke.
Please stay.
Hmm.
So, you're an artist?
Uh...
Yeah, space enthusiast,
really.
Made a ton of these.
Got a bunch in my bedroom
if you want to...
Uh... or...
People are waiting outside,
too.
So...
Uh, nice to meet you.
Uh, I'll get the chips.
- What do you got?
-Beer.
Uh, granny, I promised them
some of your kush.
Oh, sh*t, Kenny
cleaned me out this morning.
- F***...
- -Aren't those marijuana plants?
Yeah. But they're not
ready for harvest yet.
Did you ever, uh,
see one up close?
I'll show you.
Oh, no, that's cool.
I see them all the time.
Please, after you.
It's pollen.
It's my kryptonite.
They're pretty, huh?
Very pretty.
What's that?
Oh,
that is my pump for Insulin.
I'm diabetic.
Ta-da!
You have diabetes and asthma?
Yes, I do.
Basically superman.
Yo, hookers. We got a plan b.
Uh-oh...
What is it?
Alex said she can take us
to the bowling alley
to meet some guys
on the weekend.
Ooh! Can you score
some weed there?
Yeah, bro, we can score
some weed there.
--That shamus?
Gonna get that
famous-shamus-stank-weed.
Better than nothing, I guess.
Granville's kind of a cutie.
He's not.
Come on. You were creaming
your Jean shorts for that guy.
Asthmatic, diabetic...
Space cowboy granville.
Shut up.
- Why?
-Come on. You're not even
gonna get in once?
No. I don't
want swimmer's itch.
You're not gonna get it again.
Oh, my god.
It's not like chicken pox.
It's itchy for, like, a week.
Boo-hoo!
We've all had chlamydia.
Mmm.
Life is so hard.
Ronnie! The sun!
Oh, my god. The sun,
the water. Jesus, faye.
Live a little.
Yeah, I'm trying to live a lot,
which is why
I'm avoiding a sunburn.
What's the point, dude?
You're probably gonna
get melanoma anyways.
Okay, not to get
all Oprah on you,
but I don't love that
you're putting that out
into the universe.
It's not like Garrett
microwaved his balls.
That was genetic.
Well, maybe you're always
gonna get skin cancer.
So, might as well
enjoy a little pigment
while you're young.
Ooh! Live like you're
gonna die tomorrow.
How original.
Spit it out.
What?
I'm not ashamed of my behavior.
Okay, Ronnie.
You're being judgy.
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