Suck It Up Page #3
- Year:
- 2017
- 101 min
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I didn't say anything.
Well, you're being judgy
without saying anything.
or shut the f*** up.
Okay. I think you're being
reckless and irresponsible.
I'm just having fun.
have been fun.
You wouldn't recognize fun
if it was sucking
on your puffy nips.
I have fun.
Prove it.
Prove you're
as a coping mechanism.
I was slutty
before Garrett died.
It's who I am.
It's my f***ing right.
Garrett
would be so proud.
Why would I wanna
make Garrett proud?
He was a f***ing p*ssy.
And I didn't take his advice
when he was alive,
talking about him like this.
Oh, my god. It's insane
you're defending him.
Girls, these are the guys.
Oh, I see we're just
in time for the gang-bang.
These odds
can only help you.
Does anyone want a beer?
Yeah, a beer would be divine.
Why, yes,
a beer would be divine.
Are you gonna be
like this all night?
-Hey, buddy.
-Hey, shamus.
It's been a while.
Welcome to my bowling alley.
Hey, Zach, why don't you get
these ladies some shoes?
10 and a half, men's.
I'm 7. Clean.
What's this?
This right here
is my calling.
Practice makes perfect.
It's permanent.
Well, the boys help out
with that. Don't you, guys?
Go ahead. Show her.
Oh...
I passed out
with my shoes on.
Aww... sweet lisp.
Ronnie!
It's okay. Faye used to have
a stutter.
She did this stutter poem
to get rid of it.
the stutter poem.
Cut it out.
So, uh, Alex tells me
you guys are looking
for some of that farm-to-table
devil's lettuce.
You've come to the right place.
I don't know.
Word on the street
is your mama busted you.
Yeah, she might have
busted me, but, uh...
She didn't bust
my man Tommy over here.
Hook 'em up.
Now this stuff here...
It's my very own strain.
We call it
"the walk of shamus."
Mmm. Is it really
such a good idea
to have it out there
just Willy-nilly?
Chill, faye.
I'm chill. Thank you.
It's cool.
Shamus runs the place.
There's no one here to bust us.
Oh, she doen't smoke.
All right! Let's bowl.
So, those are called "quasars."
Or quasi-stellar objects.
Well, basically,
they're like stars.
Except not quite,
hence the name.
"Quasi."
Because they're
brighter than stars.
So they can be brighter
than entire galaxies.
What's so magnificent
about them is that
they're powered
by the stuff that gets
sucked into black holes.
I mean, "suck" is
the wrong word. Fall.
Fall. Fall is better.
So, like, mass falls
into a black hole, dies,
and then its energy
gets converted
into the brilliant light
of the quasi-stellar object.
I mean, how cool is that?
You know, the darkest, most...
Mysterious thing
in the universe,
this hole of death,
feeds the brightest
and most beautiful.
You really like space, huh?
I also like puns.
Oh, all right.
Let's hear a pun.
Oh, i-- I can't
just tell you a pun.
Why not?
My-my-my puns
don't work that way.
'Cause they're unemployed.
One might say
they're "pun-employed."
--That's stupid.
Do you want to get out of here?
Yes, absolutely.
--Oh...
Two down.
What about our ride?
Don't worry, ladies.
I'll take you home.
Let's go downstairs.
Ah!
- Sorry.
-It's okay. It's all right.
You okay?
I just have to pee.
Hmm...
Hey? Hey, good-lookin',
we're here.
Hi!
--Oh!
Oh, hey-- you-you okay?
You good?
Hey, what-- what happened here?
Mmm.
Some times life gets ya.
But do you know what they say?
They say that if you
have two black eyes,
the universe is
telling you to take a nap.
But if it's just one of them,
- then it's a wink.
Hey, what are you waiting for?
Look, I'm gonna take off.
What?
Look, my grandma
died last year.
It's super hard, I get it.
- Yeah, I bet that was hard.
Unlike your dick.
I'm gonna go.
Ha-ha! Hey,
you need an invitation?
You a vampire?
Cross the threshold, vampire!
Dross-- no, "cross."
Cross the threshold!
Drink some water.
Drink water...
Drink water,
drink f***ing water...
F***ing penicillin
in that water.
I'm alive.
You okay?
Let's get you to bed.
Oh!
Can you do it horizontally?
Yeah. Yeah.
Thank you.
You know who
doesn't have a pulse?
Who?
Shamus.
And he's vampire because
you have to invite him in.
Inside. For him to come in.
Did you invite him in?
Yeah, but it's
opposite day for vampires.
Oh...
Best...
Friend.
Oh...
Sorry. I'm still here.
I mean, I'm not sorry
I'm still here.
I'm glad, uh...
But... yeah.
How are you feeling?
Less than fresh.
Sorry I fell asleep last night.
That's okay.
You know,
it's probably for the best.
Really.
Okay. Well...
Uh... I'll see you around.
Yup.
Hey! All right!
No, no, no. We didn't, uh...
Bro code. I get it.
Call me faye.
And thank you...
For this opportunity.
A position at
The opportunity of a lifetime.
You have... no idea how much
this opportunity means to me.
Yes, you do,
i guess I just have to
deal with it.
- Dina?
- -Hi, hon.
Hi!
Is Ronnie awake?
She ate the donut
that I brought her
and said she had plans
and took off.
She seems...
The same.
How's Roger?
He joined a gym.
I wasn't sure how this
would be for him, but...
That's a step, a big one.
Ronnie could use some exercise.
I'm sorry. I'm trying.
Oh, faye, it's not your fault.
You know, Roger and i
asked you to help with her,
but if it's too hard...
Wha-- what do you mean,
"too hard"?
Just that everything
with Garrett was a lot,
especially for you.
I am not fragile.
I never said you were fragile.
I can handle things, okay?
I wanted to be there
for Garrett
and he sent me away, okay?
Okay.
How long are you staying?
I have work in the morning.
Garrett's room.
Found these.
That's why I'm here.
Ronnie booked it so fast,
i didn't have
a chance to tell her.
There's one for each of you.
From Garrett.
Roger and I thought that...
You two could use a guardian.
Garrett loved it here.
What's this?
Dandelion root tea.
Ugh!
Can we turn it
into hot toddies?
How are you doing?
How come?
I mean, I know the obvious,
but do you know specifically
what's the worst part?
Mmm...
He's not here.
Yeah.
He's not here.
When was the last time
you had a massage?
I don't know.
I think you have
stagnant energy.
Ugh!
Lie down.
Don't
flatter yourself.
Did you ever massage Garrett?
Yeah.
Good.
He was so uptight.
"Don't do that."
"Don't say that."
"Don't wear that
in public, Ronnie."
One time he caught me
and our tennis coach
in the ball room.
We were just making out,
but he came in and...
Kneed him in the groin,
and then
hoisted me
over his shoulder and
carried me all the way home.
Probably could have
gotten free, but I didn't.
Why?
Because of Garrett?
He's not here. He's dead.
You don't have to be dead
to be not here.
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