Summer of 8 Page #4

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And you can kiss as many

girls as you wanted.

Yeah.

Uh, in fact, you could do

whatever you wanted.

You could do

whatever you wanted.

It's pretty enticing.

Yeah, it is.

Okay, cons for breaking-up.

I've got this

breathtaking girl.

And I've got this

beautiful boy.

And I'd miss her

like crazy.

I'd miss him

like crazy.

While I was out experiencing

all these new things,

I feel like I just

want to be

in my pathetic dorm room.

Pathetically waiting for

my girlfriend to show up.

Yeah, I can see myself

being pretty

pathetic.

So?

So?

I wish it didn't

have to end.

Who says it has to?

To today, boys.

Everything is possible.

Stay in shape forever, man.

You know how in

every movie about space

someone always asks

something like,

um,

"do you ever wonder

"somewhere out there,

in the sky

"if there are people

"looking up at us just like

we're looking up at them?"

I love that.

Like, maybe

there are

eight other friends

out there just like us

looking up at the earth.

I doubt it.

I don't know.

I mean,

there's an infinite amount

of space out there, right?

Uh, infinity...

It's so hard to wrap

your brain around it.

It's like that monkey.

What monkey?

You know, it's...

It's the, uh...

It's the theory, right?

Like you...

If you put a monkey

in front

of a typewriter...

Excuse me.

...for infinity,

eventually...

Okay, thanks.

...it's going to

write Hamlet.

That's ridiculous.

I don't buy that.

I don't know

what there is to buy.

A monkey's not going

to type Hamlet.

What, it's gonna get

every letter perfectly

in the right order

including all the

capitals and punctuation?

Eventually, yeah.

You guys

are f***ing crazy.

There's no way...

We're not crazy.

You just don't understand

the meaning of infinity.

Okay, all right. All right.

Emily, I'm sorry. Uh...

Before my friends

rudely interrupted you

about some childish

genius monkey typer thing,

you were...

You were pondering

life on other planets.

My whole life,

I've loved

knowing that I have

the coolest,

best friends

in the world.

- Thank you. But...

- Of course.

We're going

to college.

For four years.

At least.

At least.

So like those people

looking up at the stars,

I wonder if I'll find

another you.

Or another Lily.

Or another Serena.

Kinda hope I do.

You're right, it's weird.

We're gonna have

a whole new

group of friends.

New everything.

New beds.

I love my bed.

Yeah, a lot of guys do.

New chill spots.

New guys.

New girls.

Any girls.

New rules.

No rules.

No curfew.

No f***ing curfew.

No sneaking out.

Or in.

Or in.

No parents.

No parents.

No family.

It's beautiful, isn't it?

Just all of us

sitting here together.

Quiet.

Can't help wondering

what you guys are

thinking about right now.

We were probably always

thinking the

same thing, right?

Not the exact

same thing,

but similar.

Probably thinking about

how amazing today was.

Jesse, man.

Thank you for this day.

You're probably all

thinking about tomorrow.

Venturing off to

god knows where and what.

But that's tomorrow.

You know,

that's over there.

And before tomorrow happens,

and the day after that,

and the day after that,

all we have

is right here.

Amen, brother.

Right.

Everything that...

That matters

is right here.

I mean,

think about that.

While you guys are

thinking about that,

I want you to think

about one more thing.

And this is actually

mainly just to

Jen and/or Emily.

I want you to

think about this.

And I mean this

more than anything

I have ever said before.

I am

pretty amazing

at eating p*ssy.

Okay, no. All right.

Okay. Hold it.

That might have come out

a little wrong. That's...

I'm not... I'm just saying

I'm a generous lover.

Like, I enjoy

giving back...

No.

...To the people.

What?

What?

No... all right. Okay.

Aiden...

We'll go back to the

infinity monkey thing.

Infinity? You want to

talk about that now?

Emily story.

Tell me the

Emily story.

Oh.

You have to tell me

the Emily story.

No. Not a chance.

Come on. I will literally do

anything for you, Emily.

Emily. Emily.

I will do anything for you.

Just let Lily

tell the story, please.

Come on,

throw him a bone.

Anything?

Anything.

You'll thank me for it.

Trust me.

I'm gonna need

another beer.

F***ing right!

You better be

a man of your word.

So I can?

Em?

No, stop. I can't do it.

No. What? No.

Okay, you're f***ing

killing me right now.

Go. Go.

Em wears pads.

Yeah, like for her

period or whatever?

I mean, so what?

Oh, my god.

See, this is what

I'm talking about.

That's all they f***ing do.

They just talk about

tampons and sh*t.

The fact that she wears

pads in meaningless.

Okay, so the deal if off.

It's fine.

But why she wears pads...

Oh, my god.

They don't fit!

They don't fit.

I can't wear tampons because

i can't get them in.

What...

I mean, that's...

That's pretty cool.

'Cause like...

I mean, that must

mean you're really

tight.

Which is super dope.

Right?

Thank you, but it is

definitely not dope.

I don't mean to

be graphic, but...

Have you...

You all, like,

tried to help?

Yeah, we like,

tried one day.

That's what

girlfriends are for.

I cannot believe we're

having this conversation.

I have yet to conduct

a very thorough search party.

I can help.

Of course you can.

I'm dead serious.

I can help.

Everybody should know

their bodies inside and out.

Found your purpose in life.

Dude, I think you're

absolutely right.

I will conduct

my own search party

- whenever I damn please.

- Yeah!

Aye, aye, captain.

Buried gold

in them there waters.

Just waiting to be found.

Oh, sh*t.

Speaking of finding gold.

Forgot I had these.

I was going to

propose a little

sunset trip.

What do you think?

Too late.

Uh, I'm good, brother.

Don't think I can

be any happier.

All right guys,

no worries.

I'll, um...

I'll do it with you.

Why not?

Right. Yeah. Sure, of course.

What is she doing?

I...

You've obviously never

rolled with Aiden before.

- Shut up.

- What? What's up?

I'd like to say

a little something

before taking it.

I'm more ceremonial.

Does that sound weird?

It sounds nice.

Okay.

You guys will be missed.

But, with us in spirit.

Yes, we are.

Or we will.

I don't want to get too

carried away

or anything but, uh...

Thank you for joining me.

Don't I get to

say something?

Yeah, sorry.

Sorry, Emily.

You can look at

all the planets,

or colleges,

that you like,

but you will never find

what we have.

You three

are my everything.

I love you guys.

I love you.

Thank you

for letting me join you.

There's no turning back now.

I'm jealous.

This is my favorite part.

Why? What do you mean?

The sweet anticipation.

Exactly.

- I don't know about that.

- I actually think

the most fun part

about it is that

it gives me just

insane staminance.

Are you f***ing serious?

I literally...

I can't come on it.

- Oh, thank you for that.

- I can't.

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