Super
I've had two perfect moments in my life.
The first was when I married Sarah.
The other,
I was downtown...
He went in there,
Officer!
Thanks, pal.
Two perfect moments...
which offset a life of pain.
Would God hide pictures of Heather Locklear
in His closet, Frank?
A life of humiliation.
And rejection.
Oh, yeah.
What are those?
I'll wake up and see these
My perfect moments.
They can inform my day,
set me in the right direction.
don't you think, sweetheart?
Frank.
I don't want to snuggle.
I knew I was losing her.
Honey...
Close the f***ing door.
Doof.
I should have done something
about it then,
saved Sarah from what was about to come.
Crunch!
But I was weak.
Hey.
Sarah live here?
Uh, she's not home right now.
Hey, what are you cooking there, pal, eggs?
Sounds pretty good right about now.
Do you think maybe I could have
Are these some special kind of eggs?
Are these those...
those brown kind?
I don't know what those are.
No.
Well, they're f***ing fantastic.
I mean, my God.
You, my friend,
you have an egg-cooking gift.
God has graced you with
a goddamn egg-cooking gift.
Whoa.
Horse is at the gate.
Got to run.
Do me a favor, buddy.
Will you tell Sarah that Jacques stopped by?
Okay.
Amazing eggs.
Really.
She was gone five days later.
People look stupid when they cry.
- All right, girls, break's up.
Back to work.
Jock?
Excuse me.
Jock.
Yeah?
Have you seen my wife?
They say she doesn't work here anymore.
Oh, depends on who your wife is.
Sarah!
Sarah.
Oh, yeah, you're the guy
that cooks eggs, right?
The brown kind?
Yeah, yeah.
They weren't brown.
Oh, that's right.
They weren't brown.
That's right.
- Have you seen my wife?
Sh*t. Yes.
Yeah, I've seen her.
And I know this is hard, man,
but I don't think... oh...
I don't think she wants to see you anymore.
What?
Oh, buddy.
I'm sorry.
Yo, Frank,
you're burning 'em.
Come on, man.
That's how people get cancer,
from eating burnt burgers, man.
Frank, man, you got to forget
about that b*tch.
That's a f***ing whore.
She sucked more dick than my brother Victor,
and you saw that f*ggot come in here once
with a cum worm on his beard.
Didn't even know it was there.
How you don't know somebody jizzed on your face?
Don't talk about her that way.
Okay?
You're lazy.
I'm the one who does all
the cooking around here anyway.
So?
- I know.
That dog who was banging her,
that Jacques,
Quintell say he's bad f***ing news.
You wanna f*** around
with a guy like that, you?
Come on, man.
Just get that b*tch out your mind, okay?
What's this?
Jock.
- The guy I was telling you about.
He stole my wife.
- Mm-hmm.
Can you arrest him?
What kind of proof do you have
that he kidnapped her?
and he was evasive.
He wouldn't answer any questions.
Doesn't sound like proof, Mr. Darbo.
How long has she been missing?
Three days.
How did you discover she was gone?
Her closet was empty.
So this guy Jock kidnapped her
and took all of her clothes
out of her closet?
And drugs.
She's a recovering alcoholic
and drug addict.
She was really turning her life around,
and then this jerk gave her drugs.
So she kidnapped herself
and took her own clothes out of the closet.
What, is this guy, like,
one of these Vegas hypnotists?
No, no.
That's not what I'm saying.
Look, Mr. Darbo,
what you're telling us is that
your wife left you for this guy Jock.
And now you want us to arrest him.
Yes.
We can't do that, Mr. Darbo.
Listen, pal,
sometimes it's better
Sometimes the best way to forget
about someone you care about
is to fill the void with someone
you don't quite so much.
Yeah, all kinds of rabbits.
Angora, lop-eared...
One missing a leg.
That one's free.
'Cause I heard that they make good...
companion animals.
Absolutely, they do.
I mean, not a lot of people know this,
but you can train a rabbit
which makes them better than cats.
Their faces aren't as flat
and freakish-looking.
Now, she's a real cutie.
Here you go.
What do you think?
Is she the right pet for you?
I better not.
'Cause if I screw it up...
Thanks.
We shouldn't have given
Grandpa that Red Bull.
Return to The Holy Avenger
on The All Jesus Network.
Demonswill, are you the one responsible
for the laziness of the boys
and girls here at Valley High?
That's right, Holy Avenger.
I've been bathing their
in the Beam of Sloth.
But I don't like apple crisp
or Tater Tots, Holy Avenger.
And I pack a lunch.
That's why the two of us
haven't been affected
and have continued to do
our schoolwork and chores.
More importantly,
you're the only ones who have remembered
that it's more important
to fight evil in all its forms,
rather than just give in to Satan
because it's easier that way.
You'll never stop me!
That's right.
I won't.
But the power of Jesus Christ,
our Savior, will.
Get him, Jesus!
Yeah!
Thanks, Jesus!
Oh, greet the morning.
Shotgun.
Here we go, baby.
Obviously you have no regard
for the U.S. Constitution, Abe.
What?
- Shotgun is in there.
Sarah!
Oh, no.
Again with this guy?
Sarah, come with me.
- Frank?
What?
- Let's go.
Come on, Sarah.
Come home with me.
Where are we going?
- They've turned you against me.
Boss?
- Get in the car.
Let's go!
- No!
Sarah, please!
- Hold on.
Let go!
Oh, Sarah, look at your pupils.
They're dilated.
- Frank...
What have they done to you, Sarah?
Frank, Frank, let go.
Come on, buddy.
This isn't right.
You're hurting me!
Come on!
- Back off.
Hey, buddy, back off.
Sarah, no!
What are you doing?
No!
Come on!
You okay?
- Yeah.
Don't listen to him!
Do not listen to him!
Don't listen to him!
Hey, hey, hey.
Why are you hitting my car?
That's seriously
f***ed up.
Give her back to me!
- What?
Baby, Jacques, it's okay.
It's Frank.
It's okay. He's fine...
Oh, Sarah, shut up.
No, you shut up!
All right, pal,
haven't I been nice to you?
I mean, I've been nice,
right?
I complimented
your cooking.
You don't know who I am,
so I'm gonna give you
one last warning,
out of the f***ing kindness
of my f***ing heart.
Don't f***ing
touch my car again.
That is the last time.
Frank!
I'm going.
That's not
the kind of touching I meant.
No! No!
Sarah!
Sarah!
Come here!
- No!
Some kind of stalker or something, buddy?
Get off the car!
Come here.
Tell me what to do.
I hate you, God.
I'm sorry I said that.
It just seems so unfair, God.
Other people have goodness.
They have good things.
They have love
and tenderness,
people who care
about their lives.
They're not humiliated
at every turn.
Other people have things, God.
Even the starving children
in Africa,
Why was I so unlucky
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