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to have my soul born
into this disgusting me?
This ugly face,
this hair,
this hair that doesn't comb,
and this dumb,
idiotic personality?
Other people
stare at me, God.
I can tell.
They are amazed at how
something so stupid and idiotic
can even exist.
Why am I that?
Please, God.
I just want this one thing.
I'll ask for one thing.
I'll never ask
for anything ever again.
Please.
Let Sarah
be my Sarah again.
Amen.
I have been plagued by visions
throughout my life.
At the age of eight,
I saw Jesus
sitting on my wall.
It's not a big deal.
Why does everybody
take everything so seriously
all the time?
At 12, I discovered
wasn't all he appeared to be.
And when I first met Sarah,
Marry her.
I have never known if these visions
were divinely implanted
or something else.
But I never experienced
anything...
like this.
The finger of God.
What?
Touching your brain.
The tiniest tip of the tiniest tip
of the finger of God.
Even that is too much
for a human being's peanut mind
to comprehend.
There's a plan for you, Frank.
Some of His children are chosen.
Okay?
Okay.
Can I help you with something in particular?
Holy Avenger.
The Avengers?
No.
Holy Avenger.
Oh, Holy Avenger.
Jeez, do you always mumble
like that?
Right there.
Holy Avenger.
What a c*nt.
Hold this, a**hole.
Oh, the cook.
Yeah, you're the cook
at the diner.
I eat lunch there
all the time.
Tuna avocado salad?
Do you remember me?
No.
Really?
Are you really into
this Christ-y sh*t?
I've never read it before.
Well, dude...
God, I got to warn you
that this
is pretty f***ing stupid.
Well, I mean,
unless you're laughing
at how gay it is,
'cause then it's awesome.
Okay.
I mean, just look at this artwork.
They look like
a bunch of mongoloids.
You know what I mean?
How mongoloids' eyes
are like that?
Speaking of mongoloids,
just how f***ing crazy
would it be to be a midget?
Just f***ing crazy.
I don't understand
how you'd operate at all.
Can I just buy it?
Listen, "I'm no different
from you or anyone else, Holly.
"All it takes
to be a superhero
is the choice
to fight evil. "
Actually, the guy's
kind of got a point.
I mean,
I wonder all the time
why no one's everjust stood up
and become a real superhero.
"All it takes to be a superhero
is the choice
to fight evil. "
It was all so clear.
Maybe I couldn't shoot beams
out of my eyes or fly,
but the finger of God
had touched me.
And who's to say
what kind of powers
that gives a person?
Jock had stolen Sarah,
propelling me into
the depths of hell itself.
But in those depths,
I became myself
for the first time ever.
I found my skin.
Everybody give up.
It's me,
The Crimson Bolt.
You just made the biggest
mistake of your life.
Shut up, crime.
Here's The Crimson Bolt,
crime.
Crimson Bolt's journal.
Night one.
Waiting to protect innocents
from the dark forces
of evil.
Crimson Bolt's journal.
Night two.
There was no crime
last night.
I did, however,
see a few suspicious characters
who might have been planning
something for to-
Hold on!
It was just a box.
The wind was pushing it
down the street.
I'm not gonna
just leave it there.
I'll pick it up later.
I just don't want
to expose my position
at this time.
Hello.
I'm a college student,
and I'm doing a report
on where to buy drugs...
the streets where
all the drug dealers are.
You're writing a report on that?
Yes.
Why are you wearing a fake beard?
It's real.
Just my hair...
growing out of my face.
Oh, well, I guess we can just start
by checking the internet
for old news stories.
A lot of people think
it's fake, but it's not.
It's real.
They wanted me
to be a real-beard Santa
'cause of how real
my beard was.
But I was like, "No,
I have to write this report. "
Yo, brothers.
What I do you for?
Some smoke?
You got any weed?
F*** yeah, dog.
Got the motherfucking Thai stick.
This is what you good-looking brothers
need for a party.
when they smell this Thai stick,
you know?
Bet the two of y'all get
a lot of p*ssy, don't you, huh?
Yeah.
- Our share.
I knew it.
I can tell.
What do you say, man?
Hmm?
Thai stick, dude.
We got to.
Dude.
What the hell?
Dope-pushing scum!
Get out of here, man!
Dude, I think this is just sunflower seeds
glued to popsicle sticks.
Go!
Go, go-go-go-go!
Why are you doing this to me?
No fair!
No!
No fair!
Thud!
Clang!
Hey, motherf***er!
Yo-yo-yo!
Yo, you better get off our boy, man.
Yo, Nathaniel,
what the hell?
You better run, superbug!
Hey.
Yeah, I'm looking for comic books
with superheroes without powers.
Superheroes without powers?
Yeah, they have to use,
you know, weapons to defend themselves.
All right.
Yeah. Okay.
Batman.
Batarang, pipe bombs,
utility belt.
Utility belt?
Green Arrow has a bow and arrow.
Okay.
Captain America has a shield.
Shield...
- No, wait-wait-wait!
No, he has powers.
He has powers.
God.
Sorry, you know,
he's a supersoldier, so...
Okay.
Don't take that one.
Okay.
Catwoman has a whip.
There's Iron Man.
Now, Iron Man doesn't really
have superpowers, per se,
but he's in a superpowered suit.
Does that count?
I think I have enough.
I almost didn't say it,
but then I did.
I'm such an idiot.
Why do you need all those?
Research.
I'm making up my own superhero.
He needs a weapon.
Cool.
That'll do.
Oh, no.
Thwack!
Yo, man!
Oh, my neck!
Clang!
Oh!
Gracias, Mister.
Don't steal.
Don't molest kids.
Don't deal drugs.
Shut up, crime!
What?
Yes!
Hey, Frank.
Um, do you think
you could do me a favor
and give me a ride
to my meeting?
My PO's gonna kill me
if I miss again.
That's when I need to give
myself a little KISS, you know?
"Keep It Simple, Stupid. "
My sponsor has been great
about helping me
to stay grounded.
Well, then after spending that week in jail,
I just... I mean...
man, I don't ever
want to go back
to any place like that
ever again.
It's been two months now.
I'm gonna stay sober this time.
I really am.
Happy, joyous,
and free all the way.
You know what I mean?
not even when I was a little girl.
It's funny.
I kind of think happiness is... overrated.
People spend their whole lives
chasing it,
like it's the most important
thing in the world.
Happy people
are kind of...
arrogant.
What?
Do people tell you you're weird, Frank?
Yeah.
Yeah, I guess you kind of are.
Also, you're different
to other guys I've known.
You're... good.
Come here.
What?
I want to try something.
What?
Come here.
You can't be happy for me?
I am happy for you, Sarah.
I just know that...
F***, you've always been like this.
Even when we were kids,
you were like this.
No, Sarah.
- Yes.
It's just fast.
Fast?
You just got sober after how long?
I mean, what is it that they say
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