Super Page #4
And to think I missed
all because Jim and I
were heavy-petting.
Thank goodness we didn't do more.
If only the two of you
would have had
premarital sexual intercourse,
then I would have won,
and you would be
damned to hell forever.
But they didn't have
intercourse, Demonswill.
You see, no matter
how much peer pressure
Holly and Jimmy were under
to do what society
said was right,
they knew in their hearts,
they couldn't throw away
what Jesus
had called on them to do.
Fudge.
Toby, Toby, be careful, man.
And I don't want nothing missing.
So you want something missing?
What?
You just said a double negative, Abe.
You don't want nothing missing.
That means you want something missing.
Hey, these people,
this Range guy ain't gonna f*** around.
You know how hard it was
to get this sh*t
into this country?
I know.
- Well, good!
That hurt, Abe.
Okay, baby.
Thanks, brother.
Well, it all looks good.
I can tell you that.
Definitely.
You ready for this?
Okay, so this is kind of like
hitting the champagne bottle
off the side of the boat, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
Yeah, baby.
How do you feel?
Good?
Is that good?
That's good.
I love you.
I love you so much.
I love you.
Oh, my beautiful angel.
You are so delicious.
What the f*** is that?
Face the wrath of The Crimson Bolt!
That's Sarah's husband, man.
That's him.
F***, he saw everything.
Go get him.
Go get him!
Go on!
Go, go, go, go!
Come back here,
motherf***er!
There.
You can't hide, Frank!
You're dead!
Go!
I got him!
I got him!
You know what I'm saying?
Libby, somebody's here!
Libby!
She's such a whore.
I swear.
Hang on just a second.
Libby, some guy who looks
like a bum is at the front door.
His name's Frank.
- Frank.
Frank?
Frank!
Why are you wearing
garbage bags?
I need to talk to you.
Oh, okay.
Hey, everybody,
this is Frank.
No. No. Please.
Frank, Molly.
Okay.
- Christian.
Hey, what's up?
And Melissa.
Will, Grant.
Hello.
- Brian and Steve.
Pleasure to meet you, sir.
That is Mr. Jake hiding over there.
Okay, okay.
Listen.
I need to talk to you.
It's important.
Please.
Well, let's go back
to my bedroom.
No, Christian.
What?
They're after me.
And I was shot.
Oh, my God.
Hey, Lib, babe,
you okay?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
You're him.
I knew it.
This is so cool.
This is so f***ing-
Are you gonna die?
I don't think so.
We got to clean this up.
I mean, we can't take you to the hospital
because this is a gunshot wound.
They'd have to call the police.
I mean, it's the law.
It's the law.
I know.
Take off your pants.
No.
Then I'd be in my underwear.
Look, just do it.
It's inappropriate.
I'll get them out of here.
I won't say a thing.
My God.
My hand is trembling.
Okay, bye.
Bye.
See you.
Bye.
Libby, are you sure
you want to be here alone
with this guy?
Yeah, I'm fine.
It's good.
It's... something really important
came up.
So I'm just gonna
deal with it.
Yeah. You go.
Yeah.
All right, good night.
Okay, Christian,
you gotta go.
Okay, who is that guy?
Is that your sugar daddy?
I don't have to tell you anything.
You don't have to tell me anything?
No.
- Okay, fine.
Well, you enjoy that candy
that your sugar daddy buys you.
Oh, I will.
Wait.
What are you doing?
No.
It's clean.
No-no-no,
but there's particles-
Just...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I didn't know.
I should have
used ibuprofens.
I was gonna use ibuprofens.
How were you gonna use ibuprofens?
What were you gonna do with them?
I'll wrap it.
I'm gonna wrap it.
Here.
No, I'll do it.
I can...
Let me do it.
So am I the only one
that knows you're him?
Yeah.
No, the guys who shot me,
they know.
They know your secret identity?
F***!
Yeah.
And where I live.
You can stay here.
Thank you.
No, I was there.
You told me you weren't there
when Robbie was shot.
I was there maybe for a minute, not much.
A minute?
- Yeah.
It doesn't take a minute to get shot.
I know, I know, but it was like,
the guy was running out...
Holy crap.
Hello?
Anybody home?
Hello?
Welcome home, Frank.
Thud!
That's not him, you guys.
Then why did you shoot, man?
You shot!
I saw you move your finger.
You're gonna try
to blame this on me.
That's f***ing evil, man!
Would you shut up?
He's a cop?
I just did what he did, Abe.
If the cops are after Darbo,
and he saw the dope in...
Yeah, I know.
So can we get the body
out of here, huh?
Move it.
Thanks, Hamilton.
I will.
Okay.
Good-bye.
Hey, Frank?
I told the diner that I had pneumonia.
You sure it's okay
if I stay here?
Yeah, yeah.
I want to show you something.
What?
So what do you think?
Cartwheels.
Well, you see...
you see what
I'm getting at here.
No.
Batman had Robin.
had Toro.
The Flash had Kid Flash.
I could be
your kid sidekick.
How old are you?
Well, I'm 22, you know.
But compared to you, I'm a one.
I'm a kid, right?
I guess.
Right, now, look.
The most important thing,
obviously, is the name.
All right.
And you got to think of it
like how it sounds
with The Crimson Bolt.
All right?
So, um...
Okay.
The Crimson Bolt and Bolt Girl.
The Crimson Bolt and Kid Crimson.
The Crimson Bolt and The Creeping Bam.
What's a creeping bam?
What's a toro?
What the f*** is a robin?
A robin is bird.
Because he...
he's loyal.
Frank, The Creeping Bam
is just this, like,
fantastic phrase,
you know?
And I wasn't gonna tell you before,
but it's my favorite.
Oh, it's very good.
You're lying.
I don't need a kid sidekick.
Are you kidding me?
No.
Look what happens to you
when you don't have a kid sidekick.
You get shot by people.
Frank, you team up with me,
and I swear to f***ing God
that we will take those cocksuckers down
that stole your wife.
Frank?
Yeah?
Are you ready?
Yeah.
May I present to you...
Boltie!
That's inappropriate.
How do I look?
It's good.
All right, Frank.
Let's do this.
Let's go get
this Jock f***er.
No.
They have guns.
We're not ready yet.
Well, we can fight some other crime.
You know, you can show me how to do it.
You can give me the one-two.
No, my leg isn't healed yet.
Frank, don't be a p*ssy!
Come on!
I should do something about this.
You know what?
I'm gonna get some snacks.
So this is what you do?
Yeah.
You just sit here
and wait for crime to happen?
That's right.
This is so boring.
We gotta find a criminal,
you know?
We gotta go out there,
and we gotta find a criminal.
that they'll never forget.
Like who?
Well, like this guy Jerry.
He keyed my friend's car.
I mean, he completely just...
he just f***ed the side of it right up.
That's not cool.
No, it is not.
And it is illegal.
And he never paid the price.
Are you Jerry?
Halloween was,
like, a month ago, bro.
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