Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 Page #7

No bodily harm.

Move, move! Move, move!

- That's it! No bodily...

- One, two, three, four, five.

Bye-bye, Biscane. You're walking.

- Good Biscane ball bashing, Alex.

- Options. I need them quick.

We can't abort the satellite feed.

- There's no way to stop him?

- Hey, Kahuna.

- I've got the answer.

- Well?

- Every day we get storytime.

- Now's not a good time for baby talk.

I think I know what he's getting at.

Go on, Archie.

Every day we have storytime.

It can be either a bad book

or a good book.

And we can't stop storytime.

But we can change the story

from a bad one to a good one.

I can alter the mind-control message.

Instead of being robbed of their

free will, we just turn it around.

And crank up the free will.

No. No, no!

No, you'll ruin everything.

Switch the mind-control message

to freedom control.

They don't have to sit

and watch TV all day.

- Will it work?

- There's one way to find out.

All right, Archie, hit the switch.

Now.

What're we watching

this lame frog for?

He's boring.

- Let's go outside and play.

- Okay. Let's play tag. You're it.

We got it!

Way to go, kids!

I may have lost the battle,

but I will win the war.

I'll get this one!

Not so fast, Billy.

- That was pretty good.

- Thank you.

That's my bad leg.

Oh, my God.

"To realize the power

of your true self, press this button. "

This is how they became

their superselves. It's time...

...for the real me to emerge.

Here I come!

Oh, no.

I hate babies.

- I hated being a baby.

- Don't you worry, little Billy.

I'll feed you.

I'll take care of you.

I'll even change your diaper.

I'm warning you, Crowe.

I'm Bill Biscane. If you touch

my diapers, you're fired.

- Oh, you dear boy.

- Put me down. I can drool by myself.

Put me down.

This has gotta be the most

amazing day in history.

And you have a lot

of explaining to do.

- Well, where do I start?

- From the beginning.

You wanna hear the story?

Okay, guys. It's time for me

to pack up and move on.

Maybe someday we could beat

some bad guys up together...

...and then we'd get

a chocolate shake after.

Deep down we both know, kids,

if that stroller leaves from here...

...and you're not on it, you'll regret it.

Maybe not today...

...maybe not tomorrow, but soon,

and for the rest of your lives.

You don't have to leave.

You don't have to go away.

You can come live with us.

You know I can't do that.

- Why not?

- Kid...

I wanna work side by side

with my best friend, Kahuna.

We'll always be friends.

Wait a second.

None of this is making sense.

- Go back...

- Wait a minute.

Is Kahuna leaving?

I'll tell you something, Arch,

something I think you already know.

- What's that?

- You got a couple of real heroes...

...at home.

Yeah.

Yeah, I really do.

- Who's the big hero?

- Daddy! I love you.

Who's Daddy's little hero?

Take care, my friends.

- Say, "Bye, Kahuna. "

- Bye.

- Bye, Kahuna.

- Bye, Kahuna.

I'm gonna miss you.

Bye, Kahuna.

The consumer report

also stated that sales...

...of children's books, music and toys

have tripled since last month.

And the phenomenon continues.

For the second straight month,

television ratings have plummeted.

Children are spending more time

outdoors, in sports, and reading.

Elsewhere in the news, a busload

of children in Mexico were saved...

...when their runaway school bus

nearly plunged over a cliff.

While the trauma of the incident

caused young witnesses...

...to claim some sort of superbaby

saved the bus, experts believe...

- ... that atmospheric conditions...

- Hey, buddy.

You miss him, don't you?

I'm the bogeyman. I'm the bogeyman.

Bogeyman. Bogeyman.

You're the booger-man, you are.

Oh, that's not cool, Rosita.

Zack?

There's somebody here to see you.

Are you my... My mother?

- Mom, this is my friend, Kylie.

- Hi.

Kylie, this is my...

My mother.

Yay, Zack!

Kahuna.

Hey, Archie.

You're a full-fledged

Junior Kahuna now.

That's official.

- See you.

- Look after everybody.

I'll be seeing you.

I got an emergency

over in Europe.

But I'll be back!

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