Superbad

Synopsis: Seth and Evan are best friends, inseparable, navigating the last weeks of high school. Usually shunned by the popular kids, Seth and Evan luck into an invitation to a party, and spend a long day, with the help of their nerdy friend Fogell, trying to score enough alcohol to lubricate the party and inebriate two girls, Jules and Becca, so they can kick-start their sex lives and go off to college with a summer full of experience and new skills. Their quest is complicated by Fogell's falling in with two inept cops who both slow and assist the plan. If they do get the liquor to the party, what then? Is sex the only rite of passage at hand?
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Greg Mottola
Production: Sony Pictures/Columbia
  11 wins & 24 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.6
Metacritic:
76
Rotten Tomatoes:
87%
R
Year:
2007
113 min
$121,463,226
Website
7,939 Views


This is for your friends.

Here, have another one.

Sh*t. Oh, sh*t, oh, sh*t, oh, sh*t.

Oh, my God. What do We do?

- Come on. Come on.

- Choose one.

- We can slip out the back, man.

- Come on. Let's hurry up and do this.

Are you crazy, man?

Wanna end up like that guy?

Not me. I need my nuts, man,

for a lot of things.

- We need liquor.

- You need it. I don't.

I'm gonna tell Becca hoW I feel.

Maybe she'll get With me.

I'm not gonna get her

drunk out of her mind.

Oh, really? Then hoW come

you never made a move, you p*ssy?

Because I respect her, Seth. I'm not

gonna put unfair pressure on her.

I don't see a problem.

Let's just do it.

We're leaving, okay?

You Wanna get killed for liquor?

No, but I Would get killed for p*ssy,

no questions asked.

- F*** this, man.

- You're just gonna bail on me?

- I'm going.

- F***ing b*tch.

Move, people.

- Thank you.

- Oh, I love this place.

What the hell is going on in there?

If the bullets start flying,

hit the deck.

You pissed everyWhere,

you son of a b*tch!

EveryWhere? You didn't

see me pissing anyWhere.

I don't knoW

What you're talking about.

Take your nuts out of your shells!

Michaels, I got your back.

Why don't you shoW this rummy

hoW We roll?

Excuse me, sir.

Stop What you are doing at once.

- Blue guys!

- Resisting. Resisting!

- Slater!

- Michaels!

Everybody stay calm.

- Everybody stay calm.

- Get the f*** out of my Way!

Stay calm! F***!

- Should I shoot him?

- No, no, no!

- No!

- Stop him, McLovin!

McLovin, stop him!

Do it, do it, do it, do it!

Please stop it, you f***ing bum.

What the f***?

McLovin! Nice!

He just came at me.

I took him doWn.

- I'm buying you a beer, McLovin.

- I'm buying you one too.

Take note. That's hoW

you take doWn a motherf***er.

That's right.

McLovin in the f***ing house!

Hey. You dance hot.

Thank you.

Okay, okay. Here We-- Here We go.

- Hello?

- Evan, it's Becca.

Oh, Becca. Hi.

Hey. Hello. Hey. Becca.

- Becca--

- Evan, can you hear me?

- Hello? What?

- Can you hear- -? Piece of sh*t!

Guy sells me

a piece of sh*t f***ing phone.

- Becca?

- It's Becca.

I get one bar

everywhere I f***ing go.

- What is he saying?

- F***ing a**hole.

- I think--

- What happened?

Son-of-a-f***ing-b*tch

phone company.

- What? It's rude. Hello?

- F***. You suck.

Bullshit phone. Piece of sh*t.

I swear I'll bitchslap you

so f***ing hard.

- What?

- Bec--?

Thanks.

This is f***ing crazy.

Hey. Look What fell out of the truck!

You're full of sh*t.

Yeah, I knoW.

Dude. Dude.

We're so gonna get f***ed up.

- All right.

- Hey.

What is that?

I don't knoW. What?

That f***ing stain on your pants, idiot.

What is that?

- What are you talking about, man?

- Dude.

- Is that blood?

- What the f*** is that?

- Are you bleeding?

- I'm not cut or anything.

- Why Would I be bleeding?

- It's f***ing blood, man.

Were you dancing

With some chick in there?

- Yeah, so?

- It's blood.

- Dude, that's not funny.

- It's blood, dude.

But Why Would I be bleeding?

Why the f*** Would I be bl--?

Dude, Why Would there be bl--?

Oh, f***. Oh, my God.

Oh, sh*t.

I'm gonna f***ing throW up.

Someone perioded

on my f***ing leg?

- Oh, sh*t.

- What the f*** do I do?

I've never before

seen that in my life!

This is so disgusting.

- Yes, it is.

- I'm gonna go get Bill.

- He's gotta check this sh*t out.

- F***, yeah.

No. Who's Bill? Don't tell Bill!

Bill has nothing to do With this!

Hey, calm doWn.

Let me get a picture of that real quick.

No, you can't have a picture!

- Dude, stop!

- Bill, Bill! Check it out!

This kid's got period blood

on his slacks.

It's merlot.

That's What you don't get.

Hey, Pat! This jerk-off's

got period blood on his pants!

- Please stop.

- God, man, let me see.

Oh, my God,

that's a f***ing man-gina, man.

- Do you need a tampon? I could--

- Wait, Wait. I have one! I have one!

Yeah, right? I don't knoW.

- I gotta Wash this off. Is this the line?

- What does it look like?

F*** me, right?

"Yeah, I'm McLovin.

I'd like to buy some--"

Sh*t.

- ReWind, reWind.

- ReWind it. Yeah!

So hot. Let's see it again.

- Your legs lifted off the ground.

- That is bona fide badass, man.

You gotta keep that tape, McLovin.

It is badass.

- It really is.

- Really?

Well, don't you guys, like,

need it for, like, evidence or...?

The only thing that's evidence of

is you can take a hit like a champ.

Seriously. Take that.

Are there any ladies

We'd like to shoW this tape to?

No. You don't Wanna meet a chick

in a bar, man. Seriously.

That Was a turning point

in my life, When I realized that.

You gotta go to other places. You gotta

go to a spin class, a farmers' market...

...pumpkin patch,

given the time of year.

Just someWhere social,

non-threatening.

- You knoW, something like that.

- Yeah, I met the missus at paintball.

Yeah, I shot her in the neck.

And We just... .

And We just hit it off, you knoW.

My first Wife--

Who is a Whore, by the Way.

- Where do you think I met her?

A bar. A bar.

- It Was this bar.

- It Was this bar.

Yeah, it Was this bar.

Bought her a Binion's,

complimented her on her tote bag...

...and next thing I knoW, she's putting

her mouth around the tip of my penis.

You don't have to tell me that.

- Right in there.

- She opened up my World, sexually.

On our Wedding night,

We had group sex.

I Wasn't involved in it.

- But I could hear it through the Wall.

- I Was.

She Was amazing. And then it Was

exactly 23 months later...

...that I found out

she Was an actual Whore.

- We discovered her on the street.

- Yeah.

I'm sorry.

She Was bad.

F***ing Whoring b*tch.

- But you got a neW Wife noW, so... .

- Yeah. Yeah.

And she is Wonderful.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- You'll meet her.

You knoW What?

I bet I knoW your trick, McLovin.

- You play the Whole myst--

- Calling all units.

Just turn that off.

Send backup!

There's so much blood- -

I bet you play the Whole

mysterious-guy thing, right?

Yeah, seriously.

HoW's it going With the ladies?

It's not the going With the ladies

I care about...

...it's the coming.

- I get it.

- What is it? What is it?

Like:

Like coming.

- That's funny. That is really funny.

- Oh, my God.

All right, looks like We got a call.

We can't pay for these.

- Speedy Gonzales, let's go.

- We should get road beers.

Hell, yeah,

We should get some road beers.

Can I have 13 beers to go, please?

Please. God, my f***ing leg.

F***.

- I think it's him.

- Is it him?

- Hello?

- Hey, Becca.

Hi, I had a bad reception.

So about your Goldslick... .

- Guys, shut up.

- Hey, What's going on over there?

It's nothing. It's just--

I Was just calling, you knoW,

to see if you Were coming...

...because I thought maybe you Were

stuck at, like, a nightclub...

...or a cocktail party or something.

No, no, I'm gonna be there for sure.

Full throttle.

- Charlie's Angels 2.

- Awesome.

- I can't wait to see you. Evan?

- Okay, bye.

That Was the first time I ever did coke.

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Seth Rogen

Seth Aaron Rogen (; born April 15, 1982) is a Canadian-American actor, voice actor, comedian, writer, producer, and director. He began his career performing stand-up comedy during his teenage years. While still living in his native Vancouver, he landed a supporting role in Judd Apatow's series Freaks and Geeks. Shortly after he moved to Los Angeles for his role, Freaks and Geeks was officially cancelled after one season due to low viewership. Rogen later got a part on sitcom Undeclared, which also hired him as a writer. After landing his job as a staff writer on the final season of Da Ali G Show, Apatow guided him toward a film career. Rogen made his first movie appearance in Donnie Darko with a minor role in 2001. Rogen was cast in a supporting role and credited as a co-producer in Apatow's directorial debut, The 40-Year-Old Virgin. Universal Pictures subsequently cast him as the lead in Apatow's films Knocked Up and Funny People. Rogen co-starred as Steve Wozniak in Universal's Steve Jobs biopic in 2015. In 2016, he developed the AMC television series Preacher with his writing partner Evan Goldberg and Sam Catlin. He also serves as a writer, executive producer, and director with Goldberg. Rogen and Goldberg co-wrote the films Superbad, Pineapple Express, The Green Hornet, This Is the End, and directed both This Is the End and The Interview; all of which Rogen starred in. He has also done voice work for the films Horton Hears a Who!, the Kung Fu Panda film series, The Spiderwick Chronicles, Monsters vs. Aliens, Paul, Sausage Party, and will provide the voice of Pumbaa in the 2019 remake of The Lion King. more…

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