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for health benefits.

And last but not least...

Casual Fridays.

That's when I get to wear

my dope ass Hawaiian shirts.

Deal with it, b*tch!

Alright, Vin.

Where can I put my stuff?

Over there.

Whoa.

A lot of stolen merchandise.

Whoa..

Son of a b*tch!

Come on, drink it!

Drink it, you son of a b*tch!

What are you doing!

You're going to kill him!

You know how fattening this stuff is!

He's a cop!

- I saw him snooping around.

- I ain't not cop!

You're wearing a wire!

Aww..

I hate cops.

I saw him get arrested last night.

They beat him down trying

to get him to give me up.

And he never dropped a dime.

- Vin!

- I live by my instincts.

And he's as much as a cop

as my girlfriend is in the class

about her true sexual identity.

I can't believe this...

Why don't he go out with your

sister while he's at it.

Pick you up at 7?

It's a date.

Oh, come on!

Nice.

Nervous?

No.

I am, I'll admit it.

- You are?

- Sure.

I'm not so good at this.

The whole time we're out.

I'm going to be thinking about when

is the right moment to kiss you.

Really?

I propose that we just do it now,

and get it out of the way.

Do the first kiss now?

What do you say?

Alright.

- I feel better already.

- Me too.

So. What do you have planned

for our date.

I was thinking a little dinner.

Sounds great.

Fondue? How romantic.

- May I?

- Please.

Sorry.

Awkward first date moment.

Yeah.

So tell me about your brother.

What do you want to know?

I do not know.

How does Vin have the money

to pay for all those

suit up cars?

Does he engage in illegal activities.

On regular.. basis?

What is he planning to do

with LA king pin

Juan Carlos De La Sol?

- I don't want to talk about my brother.

- Right.

- Let's talk about you.

- What about me?

What are you there?

You're not a tough girl.

Sure, on the outside.

You have this take no sh*t hard exterior.

But, on the inside..

You're completely different.

I am?

Your ideal night,

is cuddling up with your snuggie.

Watching your favorite movies.

The Notebook, Dear John

and The Human Centipede.

You donate all of your extra money,

to the causes closest to your heart.

Save The Whales

Amnesty International,

No Child Left Behind Without

an Xbox.

And on New Year's eve,

when the clock strikes midnight,

Just as Ryan Seacrest

ushers in the new year.

When the big ball thingy.

Lowers on that..

Thing.

You make a wish that the new year

will bring you, the true love.

Flat tire.

Jordana told me what went down

on your date last night.

About the fondue and flat tire?

About the..

Relationships,

You had at the back of her apartment.

Sorry, Vin.

It won't happen again.

It better happen again.

I've never seen my sister

so happy before.

She's glowing.

Yeah.

I got it.

I'll be right there.

Michelle, let's bounce.

Vin.

Vin, baby.

You know I got softball every Tuesday!

You're ready to take your shot?

- Where are we going?

- Don't ask so many questions.

Why?

That's another question.

Why so curious?

So, if I knew where we were going,

I would know how to dress.

Fancy, casual...

nautical.

Whoa. Hey, hey!

You taking him over me?

Thought we were BFFs.

Fine.

You can forget about

coming over tonight and

watch the season finale

of the Bachelor.

Cos you are no longer invited!

Let's go.

"Heading out. Something big

going down with De La Sol."

"Will monitor your activities..."

On behalf of Juan Carlos De La Sol,

Thank you for coming.

You are here

because you are the best in the city.

But alas,

we only need one driver.

This is bullshit!

To get the job...

you are going to have to audition.

We'll see who is the best

of the best.

Oh, yes.

I think you know what you got to do

to impress De La Sol.

And to show you have the cojones..

To work for him.

Vin. What's going on?

Just follow my lead.

Freestyle.

Oh yes, yes. Come on twerk!

Twerk like Miley Cyrus!

Yes.

Yes.

Diego!

Man, I had you.

I totally out danced you.

You never out dance me.

Who're you kidding?

3 years dance repertory.

Ballet, modern,

contemporary and even tap.

Right then, but next time...

Next time.

- Nice moves.

- Thanks.

I only need one driver.

But you guys had ball so good.

I decided I'm going to hire

the two of you.

- What's the job?

- Very simple.

You must drive my super car

to this location.

Upon delivery,

you will be paid $ 100,000.

- Super car?

- Yeah.

- She's a tiger.

- I know.

It's the only one of it's kind.

It's priceless.

You got yourself a deal.

- Question.

- Here we go again.

Excuse me?

Why don't you just drive the car yourself?

I would. But I have

a million unpaid parking tickets.

So they raise my insurance premium.

Besides that, the car is a

like a cop magnet. You know.

You tried Geico?

15 minutes can save you 15%.

Yes. And half like it even Progressive,

but it's still a little worth to have.

Are you a college graduate?

Cos if you are a college grad,

she could be eligible for a

pretty substantial discount.

I once took a French league class

in the college, does that count?

Did you pass?

No, the professor flunked me.

So I shot him.

Look I rather just pay criminals

like yourself to drive the super car.

Whenever I have to move it's location,

okay?

- Make sense to me.

- But the math doesn't add up!

You are offering us $ 100,000

in a down economy.

What was your best bid from Aflac?

Look! Do you want the job or not?

God damn it!

Yes, he does.

- Let's go.

- Get the f*** in the car!

It's not working.

Dumb car must be broken.

- Your foot is on the brake.

- What?

Oh right...

I got a bad feeling about this.

Why?

Listen to the score.

Dissonant chord progression.

Heavy use of Strings.

Oboe.

It all seems quite ominous.

You got the money?

There you go, sir.

Count it.

Make sure it's all there.

Nah.

This guy seems alright to me.

Oh, oh.

- I got it!

- Throw it, you idiot!

Not to me!

I don't want it!

What you waiting for, Vin.

Throw it!

Nah. I'm going to time it just right.

So when I throw it.

They will catch it.

And it will explode before they have

a chance to throw it back.

Good thinking, right?

Get ready!

Wait for it.

One.

Two.

And three.

You okay?

I think we got double crossed.

Oh, you think so?

Where're you going?

Oh, sh*t!

No!

Oh, sh*t..

Serento ever found out I was an

undercover cop, he would kill me.

Don't worry. I erased your file.

I'm the only one in the force

who knows that you're a cop.

Your secret dies with me.

Oh, sh*t!

Come on, you bastard!

Take it easy.

He's dead.

You're a cop killer now.

High five.

Let's go, come on.

Let's go!

He killed a cop.

Son of a b*tch!

Detective Johnson,

I got some files for you to look at...

This is no time for paper work.

I got regular, decaf, latte...

I'll drink some coffee when

I solved this crime.

Here are the urine samples

you requested.

Oh smell this!

Look.

People.

The only thing I want right now is

to know what happened here.

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